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Ranting Randy

(361 posts)
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 12:50 PM 22 hrs ago

Will 2026 be the year for Trump's ultimate penalty stroke?

...or perhaps a bleeding gastric ulcer?

Asking for a friend...

He's purportedly taking 325 mg of aspirin per day as a blood thinner. Normal dose, 80 mg?

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Will 2026 be the year for Trump's ultimate penalty stroke? (Original Post) Ranting Randy 22 hrs ago OP
Well, with his blood "well-thinned" any errant golf ball that contacts his near-empty skull hlthe2b 22 hrs ago #1
Gonna be bleeding out soon. Joinfortmill 22 hrs ago #2
I take 325 mg of aspirin per my cardiologist. QED 22 hrs ago #3
Why does this perfect specimen of a human being malaise 22 hrs ago #4
Let it be so. Totally Tunsie 21 hrs ago #5
I've been expecting it every year since 2016. DavidDvorkin 19 hrs ago #6
What Trump needs is that McDonalds trailer that the Saudis rolled out for his trip to Riyadh in May EarthFirst 19 hrs ago #7

hlthe2b

(112,750 posts)
1. Well, with his blood "well-thinned" any errant golf ball that contacts his near-empty skull
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 12:57 PM
22 hrs ago

would be the end of him...





(so there is always hope... )

QED

(3,267 posts)
3. I take 325 mg of aspirin per my cardiologist.
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 01:12 PM
22 hrs ago

I've had no bleeding issues. If he's taking more than the doc says, it would be greater than one 325 mg tablet. He may need more because of the artery clogging diet he follows.

malaise

(292,532 posts)
4. Why does this perfect specimen of a human being
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 01:23 PM
22 hrs ago

(who will live until 200+) need aspirin?
Let him answer that

EarthFirst

(3,938 posts)
7. What Trump needs is that McDonalds trailer that the Saudis rolled out for his trip to Riyadh in May
Thu Jan 1, 2026, 04:08 PM
19 hrs ago

Park that thing right on the tarmac he built when he paved over the Rose Garden and offer him 24/7 access…

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