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Orrex

(66,648 posts) Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:14 AM 13 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Terminated by a robot sent by TruthSocial's chatbot?

Stroked out while rating Karoline Leavitt's butt?

Dismembered by the ghosts of black WWII soldiers buried at Margraten?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 13 hrs ago OP

Not quite. luvallpeeps 13 hrs ago #1

She? (n/t) PJMcK 13 hrs ago #2

Dammit. Corrected. Orrex 13 hrs ago #3

I thought perhaps Trump had transitioned PJMcK 13 hrs ago #4

In a rush to beat out St. Charlie for popularity in death, stroked out? SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #5

2026 holds many possibilities. CaptainTruth 13 hrs ago #6

Yup. 365 opportinities to be the day... SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #9

Hit on 8 maids a milking SocialDemocrat61 12 hrs ago #7

No but it's 2026 in Australia malaise 12 hrs ago #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 12 hrs ago #10

Your bottle of bubbly must feel forgotten SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #12

Yes. One does. calimary 11 hrs ago #15

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾. If it happens tonight, the hangover tomorrow will be epic surfered 11 hrs ago #21

And well worth it! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #26

According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. Let's hope it's an omen! SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #36

According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. An omen? SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #35

He might be, and I haven't heard of it yet. Harker 12 hrs ago #11

What a wonderfully positive thought! SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #13

It keeps the inevitability fresh! Harker 12 hrs ago #14

Yes, it does! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #16

What limited wisdom I possess sure was slow in getting here. Harker 11 hrs ago #18

Yes, well, this is certainly a challenging time. SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #19

That's the ticket! Harker 11 hrs ago #20

Score one for brain plasticity! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #23

Orders removal of plaque honoring the Tuskegee Airmen Blumancru 11 hrs ago #17

Swine Lake... SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #24

Thanks Sheltie. It is a challenge to keep them coming every day. Blumancru 10 hrs ago #30

It sure is! Many thanks to St. Orrex, Patron Saint of Perpetul Optimism & all who contribute! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #32

Buzz Aldrin said it best surfered 11 hrs ago #22

The understatement of the year! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #25

If only surfered 11 hrs ago #28

Keep the faith! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #29

Bwaaaah malaise 10 hrs ago #31

ooooh...! I'm saving that one! hlthe2b 10 hrs ago #34

It would be a Happy New Year indeed WestMichRad 11 hrs ago #27

"I'm gonna help make the prediction of Peruvian shamans come true...!" hlthe2b 10 hrs ago #33

According to Floyd, it's National Bubbly Day. Hoping it's an omen! SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #37

Wish bdamomma 8 hrs ago #38

I have January 2nd, 2026, in the pool yellow dahlia 6 hrs ago #39

From your keyboard to the Reaper's ear! SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #40

Is there such a thing as death dance? yellow dahlia 5 hrs ago #41

Yes, the Danse Macabre. niyad 3 hrs ago #42

Closer with each passing day. Joinfortmill 2 hrs ago #43

luvallpeeps

(1,265 posts)

1. Not quite.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:19 AM

13 hrs ago

I know it smells dead, but we’re not quite there yet. 2026 might be our year.🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

PJMcK

(24,708 posts)

2. She? (n/t)

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:19 AM

13 hrs ago

Orrex

(66,648 posts)

3. Dammit. Corrected.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:20 AM

13 hrs ago

PJMcK

(24,708 posts)

4. I thought perhaps Trump had transitioned

Reply to Orrex (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:23 AM

13 hrs ago

And I missed it.

SheltieLover

(76,431 posts)

5. In a rush to beat out St. Charlie for popularity in death, stroked out?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:37 AM

13 hrs ago

Willed off the mortal coil by Peruvian shamans? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220898003 )

Hold the vision, DUers! If not today, maybe tomorrow.

May 2026 be the year St. Orrex begins afresh with a new vision of perpetual hope!

CaptainTruth

(8,038 posts)

6. 2026 holds many possibilities.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:47 AM

13 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(76,431 posts)

9. Yup. 365 opportinities to be the day...

Reply to CaptainTruth (Reply #6)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:18 AM

12 hrs ago

SocialDemocrat61

(6,678 posts)

7. Hit on 8 maids a milking

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:53 AM

12 hrs ago

the cows stampeded and trampled him.

malaise

(292,446 posts)

8. No but it's 2026 in Australia

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:08 AM

12 hrs ago

and time is running out

I’m saving my fireworks for that great day😀

niyad

(129,405 posts)

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:30 AM

12 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(76,431 posts)

12. Your bottle of bubbly must feel forgotten

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:36 AM

12 hrs ago

But soon will come the day for great celebration & your bottle will hold pride of place.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

calimary

(88,940 posts)

15. Yes. One does.

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:47 AM

11 hrs ago

surfered

(11,320 posts)

21. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾. If it happens tonight, the hangover tomorrow will be epic

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:13 AM

11 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(76,431 posts)

26. And well worth it!

Reply to surfered (Reply #21)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:23 AM

11 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(76,431 posts)

36. According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. Let's hope it's an omen!

Reply to surfered (Reply #21)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 12:33 PM

8 hrs ago

https://democraticunderground.com/10182266005

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

SheltieLover

(76,431 posts)

35. According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. An omen?

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 12:32 PM

8 hrs ago

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

https://democraticunderground.com/10182266005

Harker

(17,372 posts)

11. He might be, and I haven't heard of it yet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:33 AM

12 hrs ago

That's my new approach.

Hope springs eternal.

SheltieLover

(76,431 posts)

13. What a wonderfully positive thought!

Reply to Harker (Reply #11)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:37 AM

12 hrs ago

Harker

(17,372 posts)

14. It keeps the inevitability fresh!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #13)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:45 AM

12 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(76,431 posts)

16. Yes, it does!

Reply to Harker (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:50 AM

11 hrs ago

Ty for sharing your wise strategy!

Harker

(17,372 posts)

18. What limited wisdom I possess sure was slow in getting here.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #16)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:53 AM

11 hrs ago

New strategies seem needed for the new year!

SheltieLover

(76,431 posts)

19. Yes, well, this is certainly a challenging time.

Reply to Harker (Reply #18)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:57 AM

11 hrs ago

Rather like an emerging pandemic...

Keeps our brains fresh, I suppose, subverting the slop.

Harker

(17,372 posts)

20. That's the ticket!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #19)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:00 AM

11 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(76,431 posts)

23. Score one for brain plasticity!

Reply to Harker (Reply #20)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:19 AM

11 hrs ago

👍

Blumancru

(202 posts)

17. Orders removal of plaque honoring the Tuskegee Airmen

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:52 AM

11 hrs ago

While watching workers remove it, it slips and falls on him, knocking loose a piece of tartar sauce which has been fossilized by hate in his aorta. It lodges in his neck, cutting off what little blood flow he had. Radio stations in Russia play Swine Lake.
Mailorderia collects a bonus from Putin and retires to a castle on the Adriatic. She takes five showers a day to try to remove his stench, but cannot.