Justice Department in crisis after recall of bots.

A company in a small southeast Asian country which has been producing animatronic prosecutors for the current administration has issued a recall of their Bondi bot series, leading to the disqualification of a significant number of DOJ employees and dismissal of several high profile cases.

In a statement issued by the company, Blonde-Botox-Bots-r-Us, read as follows:

After completing the first Bondi bot, our client was extremely pleased with its ability to lie and distort facts while never committing a prosecutable offense. We subsequently received a large order for Bondi bots, but completion of such a vast number in such a short time period led to factory errors.
We were told that the latest shipment of AI chips were designed for Bondi bots, but they were instead designed for the KKKarolying bot, which is designed merely to spew hate, falsehoods and simpering insults. As you must acknowledge, this model has been working as intended many departments in the administration.
This has led to the poor performance of our bots in courtroom settings, as these bots were intended to be used as spokespersons, not lawyers.
We deeply regret the error.

When informed that an enraged Donnie had threatened to place tariffs of 5000% on other exports of his country, the CEO of
BBB-r-Us was heard to comment “If that idiot had paid his bills, we would have been able to hire more skilled workers.”

This is, of course