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QueerDuck

(651 posts) Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:03 PM 8 hrs ago

16

Tennessee far-right pastor fears 'gay beam' airport scanner will make him queer

Well, this is from April... but it's new to me. I sweartagahd... some people's children!

Just when we thought we'd seen it all from the far right.

https://www.advocate.com/news/pastor-airport-scanners-gay

That's him on the left. (He reminds me a little of Avery Schreiber)

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Tennessee far-right pastor fears 'gay beam' airport scanner will make him queer (Original Post) QueerDuck 8 hrs ago OP

No worries.. Permanut 7 hrs ago #1

Lol MustLoveBeagles 7 hrs ago #9

Snort! electric_blue68 7 hrs ago #11

🤣 John Coktosten 7 hrs ago #2

I'm sure he's got a very interesting Grindr search history! Initech 7 hrs ago #3

No doubt but now he has something to blame. Bev54 7 hrs ago #4

Yes he is blaming his sexual feelings on airport beams. Irish_Dem 7 hrs ago #5

He should avoid airports. Just stay home. Jim__ 7 hrs ago #6

It could be that he wants to avoid the scanner in hopes that he'll be patted down by a hot TSA agent. QueerDuck 7 hrs ago #7

Hmmmm maybe too late Abstractartist 7 hrs ago #8

Wow 😳 MustLoveBeagles 7 hrs ago #10

Shhh...should we tell him where the other "gay beams" are? electric_blue68 7 hrs ago #12

5G 😁 TheBlackAdder 6 hrs ago #18

😱😱😱 😄 electric_blue68 6 hrs ago #22

Sorry, he's already been had, by usonian 7 hrs ago #13

🤣😂🤣😂 QueerDuck 6 hrs ago #14

Andrew, do you get dental x-rays? Do you use cordless/cell phones? Norrrm 6 hrs ago #15

Projection DiverDave 6 hrs ago #16

Now he has an excuse when he's caught diddling. TheBlackAdder 6 hrs ago #17

From the looks of him, he'd even be rejected by a couch. Vinca 6 hrs ago #19

What a... GiqueCee 6 hrs ago #20

And I am sure he calls himself an adult!! riversedge 6 hrs ago #21

Tell Him It'll Make His TallyWhacker Bigger! BBbats 6 hrs ago #23

OMG... My grandmother used that word 😂🤣🥰 QueerDuck 5 hrs ago #25

More and more frequently, I am soooo embarrassed about.... Laffy Kat 5 hrs ago #24

Yeah, he's reached cruising altitude more than once. 2MuchNoise 5 hrs ago #26

The stupidity some exhibit is more than even I expected. Didn't these people go to a school, or something similar? SWBTATTReg 4 hrs ago #27

Permanut

(7,771 posts)

1. No worries..

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:08 PM

7 hrs ago

Just walk backwards through it and it makes you straight again.

MustLoveBeagles

(13,861 posts)

9. Lol

Reply to Permanut (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:45 PM

7 hrs ago

electric_blue68

(24,978 posts)

11. Snort!

Reply to Permanut (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:49 PM

7 hrs ago

John Coktosten

(92 posts)

2. 🤣

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:09 PM

7 hrs ago

I have a feeling that this freak already has been hit by that "gay beam" several times!

😅🤣😂

Initech

(106,936 posts)

3. I'm sure he's got a very interesting Grindr search history!

Reply to John Coktosten (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:10 PM

7 hrs ago

Bev54

(13,053 posts)

4. No doubt but now he has something to blame.

Reply to John Coktosten (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:11 PM

7 hrs ago

Irish_Dem

(78,012 posts)

5. Yes he is blaming his sexual feelings on airport beams.

Reply to John Coktosten (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:14 PM

7 hrs ago

Making it external to himself.

He also sounds quite psychotic.

This man should not be around children.
He will blame airport beams for acting out sexually.

Jim__

(15,022 posts)

6. He should avoid airports. Just stay home.

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:29 PM

7 hrs ago

QueerDuck

(651 posts)

7. It could be that he wants to avoid the scanner in hopes that he'll be patted down by a hot TSA agent.

Reply to Jim__ (Reply #6)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:31 PM

7 hrs ago

Everyone is thinking it... I just said it out loud.

Abstractartist

(386 posts)

8. Hmmmm maybe too late

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:42 PM

7 hrs ago

Ok so (IMO) he was caught in a homosexual affair and is saying total bullshit to his ilk flock to say… it want my fault, it’s the gay beam at the airport…. Yeah right dude….

MustLoveBeagles

(13,861 posts)

10. Wow 😳

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:47 PM

7 hrs ago

electric_blue68

(24,978 posts)

12. Shhh...should we tell him where the other "gay beams" are?

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:51 PM

7 hrs ago

TheBlackAdder

(29,856 posts)

18. 5G 😁

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #12)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:24 PM

6 hrs ago

electric_blue68

(24,978 posts)

22. 😱😱😱 😄

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Reply #18)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:40 PM

6 hrs ago

usonian

(22,545 posts)

13. Sorry, he's already been had, by

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:03 PM

7 hrs ago

Yup, some secret agent at that Straight Christian Firing Range got him.

QueerDuck

(651 posts)

14. 🤣😂🤣😂

Reply to usonian (Reply #13)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:13 PM

6 hrs ago

Norrrm

(3,467 posts)

15. Andrew, do you get dental x-rays? Do you use cordless/cell phones?

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:17 PM

6 hrs ago

DiverDave

(5,203 posts)

16. Projection

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:18 PM

6 hrs ago

Just Projection.

TheBlackAdder

(29,856 posts)

17. Now he has an excuse when he's caught diddling.

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:23 PM

6 hrs ago

Vinca

(53,041 posts)

19. From the looks of him, he'd even be rejected by a couch.

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:24 PM

6 hrs ago

GiqueCee

(3,045 posts)

20. What a...

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:31 PM

6 hrs ago

... fuckin' idiot. Everyone knows it's the jet contrails that sizzle your fajizzle.

riversedge

(78,878 posts)

21. And I am sure he calls himself an adult!!

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:39 PM

6 hrs ago

BBbats

(268 posts)

23. Tell Him It'll Make His TallyWhacker Bigger!

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 05:54 PM

6 hrs ago

Bet he'd try to run through the beam at least ten times!

QueerDuck

(651 posts)

25. OMG... My grandmother used that word 😂🤣🥰

Reply to BBbats (Reply #23)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 06:47 PM

5 hrs ago

Laffy Kat

(16,818 posts)

24. More and more frequently, I am soooo embarrassed about....

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 06:28 PM

5 hrs ago

Being from Tennessee, originally.

2MuchNoise

(619 posts)

26. Yeah, he's reached cruising altitude more than once.

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 06:56 PM

5 hrs ago

SWBTATTReg

(25,874 posts)

27. The stupidity some exhibit is more than even I expected. Didn't these people go to a school, or something similar?

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 07:11 PM

4 hrs ago

The stupid is so bad that it literally hurts!

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