Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

Orrex

(66,411 posts)
Tue Nov 18, 2025, 07:15 AM 7 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Busted his empty skull open after tripping on a flag on the ground?

Stroked out due to internal server error on Cloudflare's network?

Taken out by IMF operatives over the small matter of $870 million?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

22 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 7 hrs ago OP
No Not yet Coldwater 7 hrs ago #1
I love these posts, murielm99 7 hrs ago #2
Treated to prince bonesaw demo, up close & personal? SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #3
The round chamber felt like a twisted gallery of grandeur, its white walls plastered with gauche gilded appliqu... QueerDuck 6 hrs ago #4
If that's not ChatGPT, you are really good surfered 4 hrs ago #12
that's pretty cool! What's the source? LymphocyteLover 3 hrs ago #17
No but malaise 6 hrs ago #5
Link don't work. Good morning. twodogsbarking 6 hrs ago #6
Working now malaise 4 hrs ago #9
Got the royal treatment from Prince Kutyaup. twodogsbarking 6 hrs ago #7
Trump's Funeral Dirge Turbineguy 5 hrs ago #8
You win the thread today malaise 4 hrs ago #10
I second that. Those are two extremely talented and smart men. twodogsbarking 2 hrs ago #21
They're dancing in Chicago (Dancing in the street) Down in New Orleans (Dancing in the street) In New York City (Dancing twodogsbarking 2 hrs ago #20
One more thing twodogsbarking 2 hrs ago #22
Struck in the head when Stephen Miller threw his phone in frustration because of constant cloudflare errors surfered 4 hrs ago #11
Karate chopped by Miss Piggy Seinan Sensei 4 hrs ago #13
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 4 hrs ago #14
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered 3 hrs ago #15
The first one would be beautiful irony LymphocyteLover 3 hrs ago #16
Damn, another disappointment this morning, republianmushroom 3 hrs ago #18
OGed (Over Golded) from exposure to his grotesque new ballroom Blumancru 3 hrs ago #19

murielm99

(32,505 posts)
2. I love these posts,
Tue Nov 18, 2025, 07:30 AM
7 hrs ago

but I am getting reports from Cloudflare. How do I get rid of them?

SheltieLover

(75,105 posts)
3. Treated to prince bonesaw demo, up close & personal?
Tue Nov 18, 2025, 07:46 AM
6 hrs ago

Feet tangled in American flag on ground as he wandered aimlessly about, causing a fatal fall?



QueerDuck

(643 posts)
4. The round chamber felt like a twisted gallery of grandeur, its white walls plastered with gauche gilded appliqu...
Tue Nov 18, 2025, 07:49 AM
6 hrs ago
The round chamber felt like a twisted gallery of grandeur, its white walls plastered with gauche gilded appliqué ornaments that mocked the gravity of the scene... it echoed secrets and sins. A fat man wearing a red necktie was slumped in a leather chair, the weight of his sins dragging him down, while thick, dark blood conspired to tell a story of betrayal. The oak desk bore witness to chaos—blood-stained documents lay scattered like fallen soldiers, and crimson streaks marred the once-pristine walls and flanking American flags, whispering of multiple violent strikes from the letter opener that stood defiantly plunged in his back.

It was a brutal punctuation mark on a life riddled with greed. Natalia, his Romanian bride, lingered in the doorway, unfazed by the horror before her. Calmly, she dialed my number, her accented voice as steady as the sharp blade that had delivered this grim fate. “Sam Di-a-mond, I need you. Geet over here right a-vay,” she pronounced, her accent wrapping each syllable in a thick, melodic lilt... struggling to form the syllables with her botox infused lips. The words cut through the silence with unsettling ease.

In that moment, beneath the gilded veneer, the air thickened with the scent of betrayal, body odor, urine, and spray-tan.... it create foul stench hinting that the real danger was still out there, lurking in the shadows of a world where $870 million had vanished into the ether, leaving nothing but blood and unanswered questions behind.

surfered

(10,347 posts)
12. If that's not ChatGPT, you are really good
Tue Nov 18, 2025, 10:00 AM
4 hrs ago

I lay by the window
Trying to catch some air
The room was thick with sparkling dust
From the village square

The sun was slowly rising
Casting shadows from the trees
Hoping Trump was dead
While watching leaves floating on the breeze

twodogsbarking

(16,806 posts)
20. They're dancing in Chicago (Dancing in the street) Down in New Orleans (Dancing in the street) In New York City (Dancing
Tue Nov 18, 2025, 12:35 PM
2 hrs ago

surfered

(10,347 posts)
11. Struck in the head when Stephen Miller threw his phone in frustration because of constant cloudflare errors
Tue Nov 18, 2025, 09:56 AM
4 hrs ago

niyad

(128,573 posts)
14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Nov 18, 2025, 10:42 AM
4 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

republianmushroom

(22,096 posts)
18. Damn, another disappointment this morning,
Tue Nov 18, 2025, 11:04 AM
3 hrs ago

the up side maybe today or tonight, we are a day closer.

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Is he dead yet?