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Checking myself to make sure *I* didn't make that original post...

I've taken to saying "sideways with a cactus" since "fuck them" doesn't seem strong enough. (I've been known to add "and not in a good way", but that's still too mild.) Between EriKKKa Kirk and the Epstein pedophile/hebephile/ephebophile apologists and Bobby Brain Worm, and DiaperDon's ballroom, lately I think I may be in danger of spraining my middle finger, so I've upped my curse to "sideways with multiple cacti" as a way to vent my emotions. If I leave the FU part unspoken, I can vent some emotions without offending bystanders, leaving them only faintly puzzled about why the crazy lady has a grudge against succulents.


PS: edited to correct some spellings, as I had previously been fortunate enough to not know the correct spellings of various Republican sexual tendencies.
I probably should have mentioned KKKrustie Noem as another of the people increasing my danger of sprained middle finger(s).
Also, in the name of mood enhancement, I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking about the phrase "grudge against succulents" which I had never before foreseen coming from my keyboard.

I've put in "sideways with a saguaro" on a few occasions. In more polite company, I'll preface it with "GFAC" (you can guess the abbreviation&quot .