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Orrex

(66,405 posts)
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 09:14 AM 16 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Stampeded by cattle illegally carried into the country on the backs of immigrants?

Whiplash from doing a 180 on the release of the Epstein files?

Coronary after being thrown out of the wedding that he crashed?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 16 hrs ago OP
No but wait until his MAGAts see the cost malaise 15 hrs ago #1
So stealing "tarrific" !!! niyad 15 hrs ago #3
All yours malaise 15 hrs ago #6
+1 dalton99a 15 hrs ago #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 15 hrs ago #2
Soon... SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #9
Not soon enough surfered 15 hrs ago #15
79 yrs ago would've been soon enough... SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #17
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered 15 hrs ago #14
Hold the vision! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #18
"Disappointing for those just waking up... for ALL just waking up..." hlthe2b 15 hrs ago #4
No, but the rotting from the inside is beginning to show on the outside....and it ain't pretty, people. Joinfortmill 15 hrs ago #7
Failed to awaken from a spontaneous public nap? SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #8
Hello all. twodogsbarking 15 hrs ago #10
Prince Sawyaup - I should not laugh but malaise 15 hrs ago #13
Good one surfered 15 hrs ago #20
Same here! niyad 14 hrs ago #29
Unfortunately not yet. Duncanpup 15 hrs ago #11
No, but he will be if he can't pressure 41 Senators to vote against release of the files surfered 15 hrs ago #12
Hugged to death by Marjorie Taylor Greene as she DeeDeeNY 15 hrs ago #16
In the dim glow of a flickering street lamp, shadows danced over ... QueerDuck 15 hrs ago #19
That's poetic!! But I was hoping for him falling head first in the Port-O-Potty at the Ballroom construction site. surfered 15 hrs ago #22
Wahahaha! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #25
🙏 surfered 10 hrs ago #37
A hollow thud... SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #24
Musical wives twodogsbarking 15 hrs ago #21
5 that we know of. ooh..... I forgot about the women he paid (forced??) niyad 15 hrs ago #27
Followed in the footsteps of Richard Cory. twodogsbarking 15 hrs ago #23
Just asking LetMyPeopleVote 15 hrs ago #26
I had to go look up the bessent cattle thing. Still shaking my head. niyad 14 hrs ago #28
Who had Immigrant Cattle Cooties on their Bingo card? surfered 10 hrs ago #38
Not I !!! niyad 5 hrs ago #40
Another disappointing morning, damn, but the day is young republianmushroom 14 hrs ago #30
Epsteined into oblivion Wicked Blue 13 hrs ago #31
Dies of embarrassment after Colorado governor Jared Polis releases Tina Peters and sends her to the Orange House generalbetrayus 13 hrs ago #32
The boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Marcuse 13 hrs ago #33
I, waking up, and amongst first group of thoughts besides "to do's" is "I don't hear any cheering out my window"...so... electric_blue68 13 hrs ago #34
No, but every day is one day closer. GaYellowDawg 13 hrs ago #35
Ohhh, I do like that thought! He would finally be of use. niyad 12 hrs ago #36
Perhaps his ashes could be the first deposit in the Donald J. Trump Memorial Toxic Waste Dump at Merde-a-Lardo. generalbetrayus 8 hrs ago #39

malaise

(291,178 posts)
1. No but wait until his MAGAts see the cost
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 09:17 AM
15 hrs ago

of their fake Christmas trees, lights and decorations.

It will be a “tariffic” Christmas

niyad

(128,569 posts)
2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 09:18 AM
15 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Joinfortmill

(19,536 posts)
7. No, but the rotting from the inside is beginning to show on the outside....and it ain't pretty, people.
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 09:24 AM
15 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(16,790 posts)
10. Hello all.
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 09:43 AM
15 hrs ago

At the annual turkey pardoning Trump boasts that he knows more about pardoning than anyone and Biden and Obama had the turkeys killed and Sarah Palin plucked them. Later when he was cuddled with his prince friend the news announced that Trump had pardoned Michelle and Barack. That is when he learned the names of the turkeys and exploded killing himself and Prince Sawyaup.

Duncanpup

(15,378 posts)
11. Unfortunately not yet.
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 09:44 AM
15 hrs ago

No luck on death by stampede as Bessent spent the weekend on horseback roping up all the cattle the immigrants brought with them.

surfered

(10,337 posts)
12. No, but he will be if he can't pressure 41 Senators to vote against release of the files
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 09:46 AM
15 hrs ago

DeeDeeNY

(3,862 posts)
16. Hugged to death by Marjorie Taylor Greene as she
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 09:56 AM
15 hrs ago

pleads with him to not be mad at her because she still supports him on everything except the Epstein files.

QueerDuck

(629 posts)
19. In the dim glow of a flickering street lamp, shadows danced over ...
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 10:00 AM
15 hrs ago
In the dim glow of a flickering street lamp, shadows danced over the lifeless figure sprawled on the Ellipse. It was a night like any other, yet fate had a twisted sense of humor. He'd been a clumsy ghost, stumbling through life, and maybe it was that American flag—a patriot’s emblem—tangled around his feet that pulled him down with ironic grace.

The thud of his head against the unforgiving asphalt echoed in the silence, a final punctuation mark on a life filled with missteps. The pavement drank in the crimson tide, whispering secrets of a man whose own blunders and corruption had led to a tragic end, unseen by any eyes but the waiting night.

surfered

(10,337 posts)
22. That's poetic!! But I was hoping for him falling head first in the Port-O-Potty at the Ballroom construction site.
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 10:06 AM
15 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(16,790 posts)
21. Musical wives
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 10:02 AM
15 hrs ago

Donald is a father to five children total. He shares sons Eric and Donald Trump Jr., plus daughter Ivanka Trump, with late ex-wife Ivana Trump, daughter Tiffany Trump with ex-wife Marla Maples and Barron with current wife Melania Trump, who can say fuck you Donald in seventy-five languages..

niyad

(128,569 posts)
27. 5 that we know of. ooh..... I forgot about the women he paid (forced??)
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 10:13 AM
15 hrs ago

to have abortions.

twodogsbarking

(16,790 posts)
23. Followed in the footsteps of Richard Cory.
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 10:06 AM
15 hrs ago

So on we worked, and waited for the light,

And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;

And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,

Went home and put a bullet through his head.

generalbetrayus

(1,390 posts)
32. Dies of embarrassment after Colorado governor Jared Polis releases Tina Peters and sends her to the Orange House
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 11:57 AM
13 hrs ago

where she demolishes him in a lying contest.

electric_blue68

(24,954 posts)
34. I, waking up, and amongst first group of thoughts besides "to do's" is "I don't hear any cheering out my window"...so...
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 11:58 AM
13 hrs ago

I guess he's not dead yet.

Sigh....
1) he's still with us
2) that it's come to having these early wake up thoughts, instead of just normal thoughts (of course, these are not normal times. Sigh)

GaYellowDawg

(5,066 posts)
35. No, but every day is one day closer.
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 12:02 PM
13 hrs ago

I would say until he's pushing up daisies, but no self-respecting daisy would grow there. I think when Trump goes, he should be cremated, have his ashes mixed into ceramic, and cast into a toilet for a homeless shelter.

niyad

(128,569 posts)
36. Ohhh, I do like that thought! He would finally be of use.
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 12:37 PM
12 hrs ago

I generally think all people are useful, some as compost if nothing else, but he is far too toxic to be compost.

generalbetrayus

(1,390 posts)
39. Perhaps his ashes could be the first deposit in the Donald J. Trump Memorial Toxic Waste Dump at Merde-a-Lardo.
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 05:01 PM
8 hrs ago
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