Trumpanzees: "Oregon is being overrun by foreign robbers, rapists and drug dealers, send armed troops to save the place from being overrun. Chaos and anarchy reign! Act now! Urgent!"

Oregon: "Umm, no, we're not. We don't know what it is you heard on Fox, but we're fine here. The only disturbance here is you"

Trumpanzees: Oh. OK.

Work off all that lard.

When I was on active duty, we had PT every morning, and I still had to work out on my own time to maintain physical fitness. When I was in the Reserve, the responsibility was entirely on me to stay in shape.

Don’t know what excuse those unfit Guardsmen have…