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mahatmakanejeeves

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Sat Nov 15, 2025, 11:37 AM Saturday

NYT Pitchbot: "My husband was sentenced to 30 years in prison for defrauding homeless orphans on Medicaid."

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The Ethicist | My husband was sentenced to 30 years in prison for defrauding homeless orphans on Medicaid. His lawyer says we should appeal, but is it okay to skip straight to mass-purchasing Trump crypto to get a pardon?
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM

The Ethicist | My husband was sentenced to 30 years in prison for defrauding homeless orphans on Medicaid. His lawyer says we should appeal, but is it okay to skip straight to mass-purchasing Trump crypto to get a pardon?

NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2025-11-14T15:19:31.110Z


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"Unless the bag of money is specifically labelled as 'Trump bribe money', it's perfectly legal."

--John Roberts
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM

"Unless the bag of money is specifically labelled as 'Trump bribe money', it's perfectly legal."

--John Roberts

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hieronymusblue.bsky.social
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And since it's a gratuity, not a bribe, it's tax-free for the politician. Win win!
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM

And since it's a gratuity, not a bribe, it's tax-free for the politician. Win win!

(@hieronymusblue.bsky.social) 2025-11-14T18:49:33.563Z
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NYT Pitchbot: "My husband was sentenced to 30 years in prison for defrauding homeless orphans on Medicaid." (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Saturday OP
For Trump corruption is not a crime... lame54 Saturday #1
NYT Pitchbot is deadly. I love the way it frames its arguments the same way that late asshole Chalkie Birk did ... marble falls Saturday #2
This message was self-deleted by its author crud Saturday #3
Might be cheaper to buy a nice vacation for a Supreme Court justice. erronis Saturday #4
"Trump bribe money" FakeNoose Saturday #5

marble falls

(69,410 posts)
2. NYT Pitchbot is deadly. I love the way it frames its arguments the same way that late asshole Chalkie Birk did ...
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 12:26 PM
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... it builds its proposition with "facts not in evidence or reality" and asks a "logical" question.

Brilliant. And very deadly.

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erronis

(21,980 posts)
4. Might be cheaper to buy a nice vacation for a Supreme Court justice.
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 01:57 PM
Saturday

trump charges well over $1M for an auto-pen pardon. At least $5M for a sharpie (you get to keep the ketchup-smeared sharpie!).

Some of the justices are happy with a stay in a dump in the Adirondacks. Some cold brews with the bros, you know.

FakeNoose

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5. "Trump bribe money"
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 02:40 PM
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Such a designation used to be illegal ... but SCOTUS is perfectly fine with it now.

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