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usonian

(22,518 posts)
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 11:33 AM Saturday

I see a lot of posts about that "dinner table" and how it often gets infected with magats. Especially this time of year.

Last edited Sat Nov 15, 2025, 04:23 PM - Edit history (1)

If you'd like to offer a quick, snappy dumbfounding response that can be printed on a cheat sheet or stored on a phone, please chime in.

Anyone is welcome to glean "best of the worst".
Share your "cheat sheet", please.

Some suggestions:

• In sports, the winner buys the dinner. So, please cover the meal. (Optionally, my Soros check is late.)
• If you'll excuse me, I have an appointment to bang a hooker. Can you please buy my spouse dessert?
• Excuse me for a moment. My shorts are tight and I need more ballroom. BRB.
• What fine chicken! You take the East Wing. It's kind of messed up.
• Is that Argentinian beef, do you know?
• Trump said in 2018, "The U.S. should no longer serve as the “policemen of the world.” And now he's (Dirty Harry/Colombo/Frank Drebin) with missiles.
• Awful weather outside (wait for response?). So, why can't Trump change it like Biden did?
• Prices went up. I can't afford to get you a Christmas gift, only a cheap-ass holiday gift.
• Thank goodness, no cockroaches in the salad. The restaurant (or we) can't afford them, with price increases.
• I'd order appetizers/dessert but I'm down to my last $100 bill.
--- and last but not least, (you were waiting for this)
• The "fake phone call" app.


"Yes, sir, they don't look quite white enough. Do you want names?

You have the floor!
Now, where is the vacuum cleaner?

Remember, short, snappy, and preferably with no possible answer for them to spout their playbook "catechism"

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I see a lot of posts about that "dinner table" and how it often gets infected with magats. Especially this time of year. (Original Post) usonian Saturday OP
Just don't go. NameAlreadyTaken Saturday #1
Agree. Some people must be "stuck" and I do feel their anguish at having to deal with the cult. usonian Saturday #3
I'm Pretty Sure "Pass The Gravy" Will Suffice. Blood Is Thicker Than, You Know. ColoringFool Saturday #2
I live alone and any family is hundreds of miles away. I can't even recall the last Thanksgiving. usonian Saturday #4
You realize it's the MAGAts who are provoking, taunting, agitating etc at these things right? Arazi Saturday #5
Sorry for your situation. usonian Saturday #7
Part of Traitor's appeal is "owning the libs". The cult LOVES that Arazi Saturday #9
Cults often (always?) define themselves by who they are NOT. Got to have someone to project/throw stones at. usonian Saturday #10
Lots of people take advantage of that "blood is thicker than water" proverb. -nt CrispyQ Saturday #8
See my post #13 FoxNewsSucks Saturday #14
You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your family. usonian Saturday #17
That's not the whole quote FoxNewsSucks Saturday #13
Wow. That puts a whole different light on it! CrispyQ Saturday #15
Those pigs always show up when there's extra corn in the trough. Efilroft Sul Saturday #6
My favorite when they bring up Biden multigraincracker Saturday #11
Sad that's the case. usonian Saturday #12
I like to say. Do you know not one single person who paid to rape children on Epstein's island has been arrested? Hotler Saturday #16

NameAlreadyTaken

(2,155 posts)
1. Just don't go.
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 11:39 AM
Saturday

Don't have dinner with any of these people. Who cares if they are immediate family? They will never change. It will always be awful to have Thanksgiving dinner with them. Just send a text saying, "Happy Thanksgiving" and leave it at that. Stay home and enjoy the day off completely.

usonian

(22,518 posts)
3. Agree. Some people must be "stuck" and I do feel their anguish at having to deal with the cult.
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 11:42 AM
Saturday

ColoringFool

(100 posts)
2. I'm Pretty Sure "Pass The Gravy" Will Suffice. Blood Is Thicker Than, You Know.
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 11:41 AM
Saturday

Why agitate, provoke, insinuate, imply, suggest, or taunt?

One day. Let it be stress free for all. "I tried to tell you" days lie ahead.

Patience, Grasshopper.

usonian

(22,518 posts)
4. I live alone and any family is hundreds of miles away. I can't even recall the last Thanksgiving.
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 11:47 AM
Saturday

Seniors are throw-aways in this society.

I try to make the best of every day. Like today! I'm going downtown to my PO box and pick up the property tax bill.

Have a good one.

Daughter and SIL are visiting end of the month.
So I am spending the entire month reorganizing the disaster area here.

But it needed doing anyway!

Arazi

(8,580 posts)
5. You realize it's the MAGAts who are provoking, taunting, agitating etc at these things right?
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 11:54 AM
Saturday

In my case, despite written and verbal communication to shut the fuck about any politics, they can’t stfu.

I’ve endured years of deliberate misgendering/deadnaming (that family member refuses to come anymore) that occurs every chance they can, at every opportunity, multiple times at every gathering especially since that family member’s been driven off.

That’s on top of outright gloating, wearing MAGA gear from head to toe, and “gifting” Traitor merch while laughing at the reactions.

They’re the family matriarchs/patriarchs so kicking them out has been met with resistance. “Patience” my ass. That’s just really condescending and you know not of what you speak 🙄

usonian

(22,518 posts)
7. Sorry for your situation.
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 12:25 PM
Saturday

Divide and conquer was always the plan.

And yes, they are actively scattering sh*t every chance they get.

The cult always feels "superior". They are told that they are "winners" by the very people exploiting the hell out of them and robbing them of dignity, opportunity, and of course, money.

That's part of the "thousands of lies" game.

I wish you well.

Arazi

(8,580 posts)
9. Part of Traitor's appeal is "owning the libs". The cult LOVES that
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 12:39 PM
Saturday

And the fucking racism and misogyny.

And the anti-science bullshit.

Etc etc etc

I hate the exhortations here that we should just suck it up. “It’s only one day”, “blood is thicker than water” …

Fuck that. Anyone coming at any DUer with the “suck it up” bullshit as though we’re the ones turning these gatherings into a shitty day, will get slapped back by me. So over it.

I’m glad other DUers don’t have toxic MAGAts in their lives. Truly. Good for you. Those of us who are still struggling with this though don’t deserve the condescension.

usonian

(22,518 posts)
10. Cults often (always?) define themselves by who they are NOT. Got to have someone to project/throw stones at.
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 12:57 PM
Saturday

Since they have nothing worthwhile inside. It's all very sick.

They're the ones being taken for a ride, mafia style.

Cherish your individuality and dignity. You'll always have it, when they realize they have NOTHING.

And their reward? They're already being screwed financially by Willy Wee Wanker


usonian

(22,518 posts)
17. You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your family.
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 04:47 PM
Saturday

Here's my excuse.

"I'm on a secret spy mission and can't attend"



FoxNewsSucks

(11,458 posts)
13. That's not the whole quote
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 01:34 PM
Saturday

I agree with the other replies to this. It's the MAGAts who can't control themselves, I was quiet for a while but finally got sick of it.

And I always hated that attitude of "blood is thicker than water". Only a couple years ago did someone at work tell me that saying is an incomplete misquote, usually used by someone who is taking advantage of a relative . I've always felt that those one chooses to associate with (friends etc) are more meaningful and deserving than some asshole one is stuck with via random chance of birth.

https://corespirit.com/articles/unveiling-the-origins-and-misinterpretation-of-blood-of-the-covenant-is-thicker-than-the-water-of-the-womb-z16cvn

The full quote is "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb", and in fact the original quote actually means what I felt all along.

Efilroft Sul

(4,239 posts)
6. Those pigs always show up when there's extra corn in the trough.
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 12:12 PM
Saturday

Edit to add that the appropriate response to any MAGAt claim at the dinner table is, "Fuck you, you pedo-supporting traitor."

multigraincracker

(36,711 posts)
11. My favorite when they bring up Biden
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 01:09 PM
Saturday

You what I like about him? I’ve never seen a picture of his wife naked.
Even they laugh at it.

usonian

(22,518 posts)
12. Sad that's the case.
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 01:22 PM
Saturday

Here's a comparison (of shopping carts, not models)



These swell guys thank you!!

Hotler

(13,621 posts)
16. I like to say. Do you know not one single person who paid to rape children on Epstein's island has been arrested?
Sat Nov 15, 2025, 02:49 PM
Saturday

I'll have slice of pie and a cup of coffee please.

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