In an effort to distract from the Epstein files, Drumph has a new plan for the American people.

No on believes the lies of Fatass45 and Puddin’ Butt JD that Biden caused the affordability crisis by welcoming illegal aliens.
However, Drumph keeps insisting that prices are down.

In order to ease the burden on suffering Americans, he has signed an executive order to send each and every taxpayer a pound of whatever he’s been smoking.

While putting his signature on the document he commented to the assembled press, “Don Jr. assures me that this is good
stuff.”


Of course, I made all this up, but it is plausible that some lower level flying monkey is spying on DU and will suggest this to
Fat Donnie from Queens. He’ll believe anything-50 year mortgages?