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usonian
(22,613 posts)1. No, kill him with kindness. 🪷
He can die laughing, thanks to his favorite jokester.

Or at a sumptuous dinner.

Funny, both are ROASTS!
Speaking of which.


lastlib
(27,194 posts)2. I ain't eatin' that turkey!
Feed it to the coyotes!
MarineCombatEngineer
(16,951 posts)3. I don't think even the coyotes would want it,
hell, not even the vultures would want it either.
lastlib
(27,194 posts)4. Well, then, bury it and let the worms have it.
Hyenas in Africa might be hungry and mean enough to scavenge it, but I wouldn't want to damage our relations with Africans by sending it there.