When Jeffrey Epstein — a man whose soul resembled a clogged hotel drain — calls you “evil beyond belief,” you’ve officially left the zip code of standard human depravity and wandered into a neighborhood where even the streetlights refuse to turn on.

Epstein did not traffic in ethics. He trafficked in everything but ethics. So when he looks at Trump and mutters that phrase, it’s not a judgment — it’s a field report from the Mariana Trench of humanity.