Isn't Orrex the eternal optimist?

and choked on a Mcnugget watching Laurence O'Donnell.

Flipped his wig upon seeing Newsom's recent trolling, depicting him as Marie Antoinette? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220692290 )

Stroked out when seeing Lukovich's cartoon? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220692863 )

Hope springs eternal...

Ewwwwww Grossss

When our good friend Orrex started his/her daiy examinations into the question of "Is he dead yet?," I must admit I was amused but after a few days I stopped reading.

Wife and I 7 months ago moved from the house we built 17 years ago on a few acres in deep red rural VA into a small apartment in densely populated Northern Virginia.

My habit is to get up around 0600, go to the apartment's gym and work out for about 90 minutes.

A few months ago, I found myself later in the morning checking out Orrex's daily post in hopes that the answer was "Yes."

Now I find that I can't wait for Orrex -- EVERY DAY upon waking up at arounD 0555, instead of lying there thinking about my workout, I reach for my phone on the nightstand and check CNN, MSNBC, and the WashPost online to see if he is dead yet.

THANK YOU, ORREX, FOR KEEPING THE FAITH AND KEEPING US INFORMED.

Love it😀

the statue of he and Epstein in the National Mall. There was nobody left working in D.C. to do the job and he was desperate to have it removed. The good news is the statue was undamaged and some good summaritan passersby were able to put it back up. When they left, Bubbles was left laying there in a puddle of his poop.

Lutnick’s comments only keep Bestie Jeffrey front and center.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220693365

😂😂😂

Thanks Jane.

He will be challenged.

..and plowed under to fertilize a new rose garden at the White House.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Miller tried to film an alternate ending of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, using all of his henchmen as props, with traitor felon directing. He envisioned the triumph of evil when they opened the Ark, but the Power of Good flared out and destroyed the whole filthy gang.
There was so much fat on traitor felon that he fueled the very fire that freed us of tyranny.

A girl can enjoy daydreaming

Almost invariably better than the OP itself!

There is a short period of time between the first and second cup of coffee where I can blend fantasy and function

My Internet went down as I tried to reply, so this might appear twice. Bad timing!

That has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Just imagine this is Schlump instead of Homer Simpson...