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Orrex

(66,113 posts)
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 06:22 AM 21 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Reduced by 300 percent?

Torn apart by a band of grieving chimps?

Trapped on escalator during shutdown?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 21 hrs ago OP
Torn apart by a band of grieving chimps? malaise 20 hrs ago #1
Gm, Malaise & All SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #3
We can hope malaise 20 hrs ago #5
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #8
Keep hope alive surfered 19 hrs ago #15
Always! SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #17
Disappeared under a mound of flung poo. Hugin 19 hrs ago #14
. . SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #18
Would-be rescuers were stymied by inability to distinguish His Orangeness from the poo, GopherGal 12 hrs ago #39
Fatal heart attack during dream that he was held personally liable for all his waste & the forthcoming lawsuits? SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #2
I'll take any or all malaise 20 hrs ago #12
Any one of our collective offerings will do! SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #20
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you our thread winner! surfered 19 hrs ago #19
I'll pass along your kudos to my muses! SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #21
The Hoover dam of Karma failed GopherGal 11 hrs ago #41
No but malaise 20 hrs ago #4
This! 👆 SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #9
Sadly, horrifyingly true. niyad 19 hrs ago #24
"WTF! Did he just fart or he completely decaying?" hlthe2b 20 hrs ago #6
Ha malaise 20 hrs ago #13
Crashed and fallen over skanky matador vampire sTeVen M i L L e r 's daytime casket? PuraVidaDreamin 20 hrs ago #7
Good one! SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #10
Nope Gimpyknee 20 hrs ago #11
My prayer for the President surfered 19 hrs ago #16
From the mouths of babes... SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #22
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 19 hrs ago #23
It's not coming soon enough. His soul left his body a long time ago and he's brain dead. surfered 19 hrs ago #26
Pretty sure he never had a soul, but the braindead part is correct. niyad 19 hrs ago #28
Isn't that ths truth! SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #36
Soon... SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #35
Who knows? As a friend says, maybe we all died during COVID and are now living in hell. LymphocyteLover 19 hrs ago #25
That would explain a lot. surfered 19 hrs ago #27
Not yet because Gordcanuck 18 hrs ago #29
It certainly would! SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #37
Ah, so this is purgatory... PuraVidaDreamin 9 hrs ago #42
Mayhem from State Farm does his thing to Trump.. Such a good neighbor. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #30
No, but I believe his time is short... Joinfortmill 18 hrs ago #31
From your keyboard to gawd's ears!! BComplex 18 hrs ago #32
Another disappointing day reading the front page news Jerry2144 17 hrs ago #33
Wandered off in a dementia-fueled haze, looking for his Nobel Peace Prize Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #34
Then stumbled onto ICE plane chartered to take Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Eswatini GopherGal 12 hrs ago #40
Didn't happen lsat night, last night wasn't to good of a night anyway. republianmushroom 16 hrs ago #38

Hugin

(36,916 posts)
14. Disappeared under a mound of flung poo.
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 07:31 AM
19 hrs ago

It’s a shame when the corrective actions to bullying of the closest living relatives of Humans seem downright civilized in comparison to what the pinnacle of evolution can muster. I wonder if any troops have openings.



The loss of Jane Goodall is hitting me especially hard.

GopherGal

(2,622 posts)
39. Would-be rescuers were stymied by inability to distinguish His Orangeness from the poo,
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 03:07 PM
12 hrs ago

and overcome by the odor, per Secret Service reports.

SheltieLover

(74,164 posts)
2. Fatal heart attack during dream that he was held personally liable for all his waste & the forthcoming lawsuits?
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 06:35 AM
20 hrs ago

Haunted by Jane Goodall?

Stroked out over nutlick's eps bombshell? ( https://democraticunderground.com/1016414698 )

Gran mal seizure over Gov. Pritzker openly calling for the 25th Amendment? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220690918 )

Broke his flabby neck flinging catsup bottles at the walls over Jeffriea' ABC segment during which Jeffries put the full blame for govt shutdown squarely in repukes? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132157561 )

Fatal whiplash reading Newsom's most recent trolling? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220690958 )

Fatal rejection by magats over Ted Cruz's apparent admission that repugs want to protect their pedos? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220690988 )

Drown by National Flood Insurance claimants due to shutdown? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132157562 )

Karma threw a dart at the full list of excellent suggestions in all of Orrex's very popular threads & chose to act immediately?

Apoplectic fit over Jane Fonda relaunching the Committee for the First Amendment, the McCarthy-era committee founded by her father Henry Fonda, with the support of 550 celebrities? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220691114 )

Karma, thank you for your attention to all of these suggestions!

GopherGal

(2,622 posts)
41. The Hoover dam of Karma failed
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 03:28 PM
11 hrs ago

due to cracks caused by lack of maintenance during the government shutdown, so the Lake Mead of Karma that had built up after decades of misdeeds flooded through.

niyad

(127,652 posts)
23. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 07:50 AM
19 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(9,523 posts)
26. It's not coming soon enough. His soul left his body a long time ago and he's brain dead.
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 08:18 AM
19 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Gordcanuck

(137 posts)
29. Not yet because
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 08:35 AM
18 hrs ago

he’s hanging in there for the next chapter of the rapture, not having paid attention to the first.

Joinfortmill

(19,027 posts)
31. No, but I believe his time is short...
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 08:52 AM
18 hrs ago

He crossed the Rubicon with his Hitler like gathering of high ranking military commanders and his insane rantings.

Blue Owl

(57,461 posts)
34. Wandered off in a dementia-fueled haze, looking for his Nobel Peace Prize
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 10:41 AM
16 hrs ago

Never to be seen again

GopherGal

(2,622 posts)
40. Then stumbled onto ICE plane chartered to take Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Eswatini
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 03:21 PM
12 hrs ago

Mistook a six-foot-five ICE agent for a flight attendant, attempted to grab their, er, kitty, and got himself defenestrated into the Atlantic Ocean.

republianmushroom

(21,510 posts)
38. Didn't happen lsat night, last night wasn't to good of a night anyway.
Thu Oct 2, 2025, 11:15 AM
16 hrs ago

Rain, would have gotten soaked, dancing in the street. But, fair today and tonight, maybe, hoping and praying.

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