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orangecrush

(26,865 posts) Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:37 AM Monday

ICE tries and fails to disappear a food delivery guy

ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
— Steve Marmel (@marmel.bsky.social) 2025-09-29T03:10:16.612Z

Comments are golden

"So about 10 people loitering around, on governments paychecks without creating anything for the economy or security are chasing the one guy that actually serves the american people with honest work."

And...

"There’s no reason to assume he’s undocumented. Just doesn’t want to be slammed by 6 guys and detained for an unknown period of time or disappeared completely. BECAUSE OF THE WAY HE LOOKS."

lastly...

"11 men ready for war 0-1 small guy with a bike

I don’t know if I want to laugh or to cry."

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ICE tries and fails to disappear a food delivery guy (Original Post) orangecrush Monday OP

Kick dalton99a Monday #1

... orangecrush Monday #13

Those out of shape guys with all that heavy combat gear had no chance Liberal In Texas Monday #2

You know that delivery guy is in shape orangecrush Monday #14

Still laughing malaise Monday #3

... orangecrush Monday #15

..and ignore the other guy on a bike, just brutalizing people based on looks BlueWaveNeverEnd Monday #4

Of course orangecrush Monday #16

The other guy on the Divvy bike saved the day by blocking the closest pursuer Prairie Gates Monday #24

Just watched that about ten times, still laughing... Made my day 😁 chia Monday #5

I had to watch a few times too orangecrush Monday #17

"There's no reason to assume he's undocumented. Just doesn't want to be slammed by 6 guys and detained for an unknown chia Monday #6

Exactly orangecrush Monday #18

Gets funnier with every viewing. progressoid Monday #7

Epic orangecrush Monday #19

Bike riding refugee from war torn Portland? cbabe Monday #8

Should enter the Tour De France orangecrush Monday #20

The Benny Hill music makes it a classic. Ray Bruns Monday #9

Fits perfectly orangecrush Monday #21

Whenever anyone tells me British humor is subtile I comradebillyboy Monday #25

I stumbled across 4 or 5 Brits orangecrush Monday #29

Yes. cbabe Monday #26

Physical conditioning is obviously not required of ICE Agents. Gimpyknee Monday #10

SLOW orangecrush Monday #22

Next, trump will order all bicycles outlawed. Volaris Monday #11

You can see the "war-ravaged" streets. Mblaze Monday #12

This is right by the Chicago Riverwalk - you can see the Marine Towers in the background at the beginning Prairie Gates Monday #23

Who else is watching this on loop? This video is all over the internet. SunSeeker Monday #27

I love the Benny Hill, but I also want it to be prefaced by Gary Oldman's EVERYONE!!! Prairie Gates Monday #28

... orangecrush Monday #30

The full video orangecrush Monday #32

Ug, the 2 racist old white women sitting at the tables thanking the ICE thugs. Yuck. SunSeeker Monday #38

Yeah orangecrush Monday #39

ooh. keystone cops new short. pansypoo53219 Monday #31

Epic orangecrush Monday #33

Fucking Bluto there with his shoe polish colored beard. miyazaki Monday #34

Supposedly orangecrush Monday #37

This is why you don't see cops doing foot pursuits any more. MineralMan Monday #35

Upthread is the unedited video orangecrush Monday #36

This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Monday #40

... orangecrush Monday #41

Kick canetoad Monday #42

Thanks orangecrush Monday #43

dalton99a

(90,444 posts)

1. Kick

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:57 AM

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orangecrush

(26,865 posts)

13. ...

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:10 PM

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Liberal In Texas

(15,652 posts)

2. Those out of shape guys with all that heavy combat gear had no chance

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:21 AM

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catching a guy on a bike with a food delivery.

Your tax dollars at work.

orangecrush

(26,865 posts)

14. You know that delivery guy is in shape

Reply to Liberal In Texas (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:11 PM

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Doing that every day!

malaise

(289,588 posts)

3. Still laughing

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:25 AM

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orangecrush

(26,865 posts)

15. ...

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:11 PM

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BlueWaveNeverEnd

(11,414 posts)

4. ..and ignore the other guy on a bike, just brutalizing people based on looks

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:04 AM

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orangecrush

(26,865 posts)

16. Of course

Reply to BlueWaveNeverEnd (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:13 PM

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The USSC said that's fine.

Prairie Gates

(6,367 posts)

24. The other guy on the Divvy bike saved the day by blocking the closest pursuer

Reply to BlueWaveNeverEnd (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:18 PM

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Bravo, Anonymous Chicago Hero!

chia

(2,662 posts)

5. Just watched that about ten times, still laughing... Made my day 😁

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:10 AM

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orangecrush

(26,865 posts)

17. I had to watch a few times too

Reply to chia (Reply #5)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:13 PM

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chia

(2,662 posts)

6. "There's no reason to assume he's undocumented. Just doesn't want to be slammed by 6 guys and detained for an unknown

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:14 AM

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period of time or disappeared completely. BECAUSE OF THE WAY HE LOOKS."

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orangecrush

(26,865 posts)

18. Exactly

Reply to chia (Reply #6)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:14 PM

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progressoid

(52,026 posts)

7. Gets funnier with every viewing.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:29 AM

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orangecrush

(26,865 posts)

19. Epic

Reply to progressoid (Reply #7)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:14 PM

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cbabe

(5,653 posts)

8. Bike riding refugee from war torn Portland?

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:32 AM

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orangecrush

(26,865 posts)

20. Should enter the Tour De France

Reply to cbabe (Reply #8)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:16 PM

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Ray Bruns

(5,629 posts)

9. The Benny Hill music makes it a classic.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:33 AM

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orangecrush

(26,865 posts)

21. Fits perfectly

Reply to Ray Bruns (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:16 PM

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comradebillyboy

(10,866 posts)

25. Whenever anyone tells me British humor is subtile I

Reply to Ray Bruns (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:19 PM

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think of Benny Hill.

orangecrush

(26,865 posts)

29. I stumbled across 4 or 5 Brits

Reply to comradebillyboy (Reply #25)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:31 PM

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On ham radio the other day.

They had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt.

DRY humor!

cbabe

(5,653 posts)

26. Yes.

Reply to Ray Bruns (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:21 PM

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https://m.

Gimpyknee

(743 posts)

10. Physical conditioning is obviously not required of ICE Agents.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:45 AM

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orangecrush

(26,865 posts)

22. SLOW

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #10)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:16 PM

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Volaris

(11,081 posts)

11. Next, trump will order all bicycles outlawed.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:48 AM

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Seriously, what a bunch of fucking clowns.

Mblaze

(789 posts)

12. You can see the "war-ravaged" streets.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:51 AM

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Prairie Gates

(6,367 posts)

23. This is right by the Chicago Riverwalk - you can see the Marine Towers in the background at the beginning

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:17 PM

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Fucking gross. The white guy on the Divvy bike slowed the closest pursuer down in an act of confused solidarity!

SunSeeker

(56,801 posts)

27. Who else is watching this on loop? This video is all over the internet.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:24 PM

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He outran them while pushing a bike. Hilarious.

But not so funny is the fact that they have no warrant, nothing. They see a brown person and proceed to try to deport him to Rwanda. Fucking criminals.