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Orrex

(66,107 posts) Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:21 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Heartbroken that Ted Nugent and Kid Rock weren't picked to play the halftime show?

Suffocated in his med-bed?

Stroked out upon revelation that he invaded Portland just to get Dandy Warhol tickets?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP

"Did you say he 'bit the dust? I missed it!" hlthe2b Monday #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #2

Well, I'm not getting any younger and my patience is wearing thin. surfered Monday #5

Aging rapidly here. niyad Monday #6

As are my soles from impatient foot tapping! 👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Monday #8

Soon... SheltieLover Monday #9

Mentally, morally, ethically, yes. Clinically, no. Sad! surfered Monday #3

The piece of shit will turn 80 in 9 months dalton99a Monday #4

Hopefully not, eh. twodogsbarking Monday #13

May it be so! niyad Monday #24

Stroked out during dream of Julius Caesar? SheltieLover Monday #7

When I read that he will be at the meeting, the novel "Seven Days In May" niyad Monday #11

I've never read it. SheltieLover Monday #17

Ohhhhhh yes!!! niyad Monday #25

Ok. I'll give it a try. SheltieLover Monday #28

Checked out an e copy from library. SheltieLover Monday #30

No but his malaise Monday #10

That was embarrassing surfered Monday #19

Are we talking the qanon med-beds here, the miracle cure? niyad Monday #12

Haha an expensive alternative to real healthcare SheltieLover Monday #18

I know a qanon who would go on and on about the med-beds, despite my niyad Monday #31

Cripes SheltieLover Monday #32

I just read Jeff Tiedrich's piece on the med-bed insanity. I had apparently niyad Monday #34

Three years? SheltieLover Monday #36

I am happy that you had been spared that nonsense until now. It used niyad Monday #37

I'll bet it does! SheltieLover Monday #38

Well, I have a headache now after reading that that particular insanity niyad Monday #39

Healing vibes on the way to you. SheltieLover Monday #44

COVID 47. twodogsbarking Monday #14

The Secret Service code for Donald Trump choking on a Big Mac is "I'm Lovin' It." LetMyPeopleVote Monday #15

I'd like to think that was true surfered Monday #20

Charlie Kirk is still dead. twodogsbarking Monday #16

And Rush Limbaugh is still dead. surfered Monday #21

Hitler too. Pat Robertson. twodogsbarking Monday #29

Well, that's definitely something Orrex Monday #22

And scalia! niyad Monday #26

Nope Gimpyknee Monday #23

Med beds underpants Monday #27

Nothing about MedBeds' magical powers in healing wounded ears? GopherGal Monday #45

Damn, not last night, maybe today. republianmushroom Monday #33

It's important he stays alive so that he can make 360 million Americans suffer to make him richer Blue Owl Monday #35

Furious that Bad Bunny was chosen for the Super Bowl halftime show, Fat Donnie ordered Noem's goons to drag him jls4561 Monday #40

Suffocated under a mound of rotting soybeans Wicked Blue Monday #41

Heart broken Ted Nugent and Kid Rock not picked for half time show. surfered Monday #42

He is quite talented in more than just singing and only 31. I can't keep up either. twodogsbarking Monday #43

Me either. Never heard of bad bunny SheltieLover Monday #46

hlthe2b

(111,526 posts)

1. "Did you say he 'bit the dust? I missed it!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:25 AM

Monday

"Sadly, my WiFI is out..."

niyad

(127,609 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:26 AM

Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(9,478 posts)

5. Well, I'm not getting any younger and my patience is wearing thin.

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:27 AM

Monday

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

niyad

(127,609 posts)

6. Aging rapidly here.

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:29 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(74,034 posts)

8. As are my soles from impatient foot tapping! 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:47 AM

Monday

Stubborn old jerk.

Soon...........

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

SheltieLover

(74,034 posts)

9. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:48 AM

Monday

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(9,478 posts)

3. Mentally, morally, ethically, yes. Clinically, no. Sad!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:26 AM

Monday

dalton99a

(90,444 posts)

4. The piece of shit will turn 80 in 9 months

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:27 AM

Monday

twodogsbarking

(16,016 posts)

13. Hopefully not, eh.

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:05 AM

Monday

niyad

(127,609 posts)

24. May it be so!

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #13)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:56 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(74,034 posts)

7. Stroked out during dream of Julius Caesar?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:44 AM

Monday

Crushed by the carbon footprint of schmuckerberg's yacht? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220680927 )

Buried alive under a pile of coal by climate scientists?

Accidental, simultaneous discharge of several generals' sidearms during Quantico meeting?

niyad

(127,609 posts)

11. When I read that he will be at the meeting, the novel "Seven Days In May"

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #7)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:51 AM

Monday

came to mind.

SheltieLover

(74,034 posts)

17. I've never read it.

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:19 AM

Monday

Should I?

niyad

(127,609 posts)

25. Ohhhhhh yes!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #17)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:56 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(74,034 posts)

28. Ok. I'll give it a try.

Reply to niyad (Reply #25)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:06 AM

Monday

Thx for sharing!

SheltieLover

(74,034 posts)

30. Checked out an e copy from library.

Reply to niyad (Reply #25)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:08 AM

Monday

It's in a ling queue of reading materials.

malaise

(289,588 posts)

10. No but his

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:50 AM

Monday

presence is generally bad for everything - ask the US Ryder Cup team.

surfered

(9,478 posts)

19. That was embarrassing

Reply to malaise (Reply #10)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:41 AM

Monday

niyad

(127,609 posts)

12. Are we talking the qanon med-beds here, the miracle cure?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:55 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(74,034 posts)

18. Haha an expensive alternative to real healthcare

Reply to niyad (Reply #12)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:21 AM

Monday

Anything but educated scientists! 😱

Until magats get sick with covid, then overwhelm the healthcare system running to the medical scientists!

Morans!

niyad

(127,609 posts)

31. I know a qanon who would go on and on about the med-beds, despite my

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #18)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:14 AM

Monday

pointing out that the image she shared was a still from a grade b/c sci-fi movie called "Elysium" (sp???) from 2012.

SheltieLover

(74,034 posts)

32. Cripes

Reply to niyad (Reply #31)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:16 AM

Monday

niyad

(127,609 posts)

34. I just read Jeff Tiedrich's piece on the med-bed insanity. I had apparently

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #32)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:29 AM

Monday

completely missed it being covered here on DU. The only thing Jeff got wrong was how long this insanity has been going on. He said it seemed to be about three years. The person I mentioned started telling me about them in about 2017, and the stories got more ridiculous each time. my favourites were about all the wounded soldiers being fllown to the secret hospital on Mars where they would be completely healed. I didn't even know where to start on that one!

SheltieLover

(74,034 posts)

36. Three years?

Reply to niyad (Reply #34)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:43 AM

Monday

Wow. This is the first I've heard of it!

Mars? Can we send slobby there for his cankles?

niyad

(127,609 posts)

37. I am happy that you had been spared that nonsense until now. It used

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #36)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:48 AM

Monday

to make my head hurt!

SheltieLover

(74,034 posts)

38. I'll bet it does!

Reply to niyad (Reply #37)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:50 AM

Monday

I ignore a lot of this garbage.

niyad

(127,609 posts)

39. Well, I have a headache now after reading that that particular insanity

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #38)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:57 AM

Monday

is back.

SheltieLover

(74,034 posts)

44. Healing vibes on the way to you.

Reply to niyad (Reply #39)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 01:01 PM

Monday

twodogsbarking

(16,016 posts)

14. COVID 47.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:07 AM

Monday

LetMyPeopleVote

(170,428 posts)

15. The Secret Service code for Donald Trump choking on a Big Mac is "I'm Lovin' It."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:10 AM

Monday

DID YOU KNOW? The Secret Service code for Donald Trump choking on a Big Mac is "I'm Lovin' It."
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot.bsky.social) 2025-09-28T21:08:07.695Z

surfered

(9,478 posts)

20. I'd like to think that was true

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #15)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:43 AM

Monday

twodogsbarking

(16,016 posts)

16. Charlie Kirk is still dead.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:17 AM

Monday

surfered

(9,478 posts)

21. And Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #16)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:45 AM

Monday

twodogsbarking

(16,016 posts)

29. Hitler too. Pat Robertson.

Reply to surfered (Reply #21)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:08 AM

Monday

Orrex

(66,107 posts)

22. Well, that's definitely something

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #16)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:47 AM

Monday

Clears the way for the bereaved Erika to start dating again, of course.

niyad

(127,609 posts)

26. And scalia!

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #16)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:58 AM

Monday

Gimpyknee

(743 posts)

23. Nope

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:51 AM

Monday

underpants

(193,279 posts)

27. Med beds

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:01 AM

Monday

The AI overview on Med beds

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220681859

Med beds," as described in certain viral online content, are a conspiracy theory with no basis in reality. These fictional devices are alleged to use futuristic technology—like "quantum healing," alien technology, or Tesla-inspired waves—to cure all diseases, regenerate limbs, and reverse aging instantly. They are a common theme in online conspiracy forums, including those related to QAnon.
The "med bed" conspiracy has led to scams and the spread of misinformation.
The conspiracy theory
A product of QAnon: The med bed narrative originated in QAnon and other far-right online communities, alleging the military possesses this secret technology.
Trump and AI deepfakes: Conspiracy theorists claim that Donald Trump will make med beds available to the public. In September 2025, an AI-generated deepfake video of Trump promoting "med bed hospitals" circulated online.
Involving fake or unproven tech: The beds are promoted with pseudoscientific buzzwords like "scalar waves," "biophotons," and "vibrational frequencies," concepts that do not align with our understanding of human biology.
Financial scams: Numerous companies have capitalized on the conspiracy by selling fraudulent products or charging "registration fees" for nonexistent med bed appointments.

GopherGal

(2,616 posts)

45. Nothing about MedBeds' magical powers in healing wounded ears?

Reply to underpants (Reply #27)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 04:33 PM

Monday

Don't know if they can do anything Rubella, though. I'm still holding out hopes that he'll succumb to a vaccine-preventable disease.

republianmushroom

(21,494 posts)

33. Damn, not last night, maybe today.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:26 AM

Monday

Maybe, hell, hopefully today.

Blue Owl

(57,439 posts)

35. It's important he stays alive so that he can make 360 million Americans suffer to make him richer

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:36 AM

Monday

That really seems to be his only purpose in life.

WAKE UP YOU STUPID MAGA FUCKS and see what this con man is doing to you and everyone else.

Jesus fucking Christ.

jls4561

(2,735 posts)

40. Furious that Bad Bunny was chosen for the Super Bowl halftime show, Fat Donnie ordered Noem's goons to drag him

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:01 PM

Monday

to the Oval Office for a televised humiliation.

However, Noem’s team, with its usual (in)competence, instead produced the Rabbit of Caerbannog, aka Killer Rabbit.

The vicious lagomorph first attacked and decapitated Noem and her bit of stuff on the side, Lewandowski, while screaming “Justice for Cricket!” before turning on the others.

Cadet Bonespurs bravely gave the traditional order of “Run away! Run away!” but was prevented from doing so by his cankle issues.

In 2029, the brave little bunny received the Presidential Medal of Freedom from a grateful nation.