Make
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LOL

but for some reason maybe I'm too lazy to
figure it out.

But I know the uniform you have in mind.
Red with lots of shiny gold medals.

And it would look really funny on him.

The military uniform will show off all the bulges.
And diapers, etc.

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And a crooked cross.

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And super gaudy.

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https://www.nixonlibrary.gov/news/pomp-and-circumstance

.... Influenced by the pageantry he experienced during his 1969 European visit, President Nixon hoped to bring a certain amount of formality to his own state occasions by soliciting a redesign of the White House Secret Service Uniformed Division’s attire. Designed by Washington, DC tailor Jimmie Muscatello with input from the Secret Service, the division was outfitted in “double-breasted white tunics trimmed with gold braid and gold buttons and stiff plastic shakos decorated with the White House crest.” The uniforms, a $16,000 investment, debuted on January 28, 1970 when Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Harold Wilson visited the White House to attend a National Security Council Meeting.

Much to the chagrin of the officers and media alike, the uniforms transformed from traditional police blues to what was likened to an usher at an “old‐time movie palace.” The ensemble received a mostly negative public reaction and was largely ridiculed in the press. Nixon friend and Chicago Tribune columnist Walter Trohan called the uniforms “more comical than splendid.”

The uniforms were retired in stages by the mid-1970’s only to gain notoriety once again when they were repurposed. Some of the jackets and the black caps had a second life as band uniforms for the Meriden-Cleghorn High School Band after being purchased for $10 each from the United States General Service Administration in 1980. Tom Roller of the Iowa Federal Surplus Division beat out rocker Alice Cooper in acquiring the uniforms. Cooper, who was unable to purchase due to federal regulations, wanted the uniforms to outfit his roadcrew. He lost gracefully and hosted two Meriden-Cleghorn graduates (dressed in full regalia) at his concert in Los Angeles, California on June 17, 1980.

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Don’t rule it out

Nice touch.

😂😂

These are sick insecure men - so needy

the badly fitted suit and the golf clothes that don't fit .

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I'm sure the escalator incident agravated his bone spurs.

I laughed so hard that I was coughing😂😂🙂‍↕️

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Off with their heads!

the flap in back for easy access ass kissing.

If that mother f**ker shows up in a uniform and those generals just sit there, we might as well surrender. I don’t think he’ll do it, but I wouldn’t be surprised.

Don't forget the bronzer!

Noble Pedo Prize...