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Orrex

(66,109 posts) Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:20 AM Sunday

Is he dead yet?

Struck down in The Battle of Portland?

Clubbed to death in Farmingdale?

Catheter yanked out by "sabotaged" escalator?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sunday OP

He came so close yesterday, but alas... surfered Sunday #1

Lol SheltieLover Sunday #12

Collapsed trying so hard wiff his tiny widdle hands to get the child safety cap off of his Aceto- Aceto- TYLENOL bottle. 2MuchNoise Sunday #2

Stoned to death SocialDemocrat61 Sunday #3

Probably after driving his golf cart onto the green GopherGal Sunday #21

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sunday #4

Soon, we hope. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾 surfered Sunday #5

Yesterday, or 79 yrs ago would've both worked, too! SheltieLover Sunday #14

79 years ago would have been optimal. His mother just didn't take enough Tylenol. surfered Sunday #18

Sad... SheltieLover Sunday #24

Keep it on ice! SheltieLover Sunday #13

Iced by an AI escalator Wicked Blue Sunday #6

Dragged out to sea by the turning tides... Blue Owl Sunday #7

Electric sharks, by chance? SheltieLover Sunday #15

I'm not fussy! Blue Owl Monday #31

Me either! SheltieLover Monday #33

"Still, NO?..." hlthe2b Sunday #8

Natasha got brave & slipped some tea into his diet coke? SheltieLover Sunday #9

Not yesterday or last night, damn, but, soon hopefully. republianmushroom Sunday #10

Maybe he'll get that ridiculous tie caught in an "unsabataged" escalator soon! txwhitedove Sunday #11

That would work! SheltieLover Sunday #16

Walks under a Democratic tree that dumps all his yellow leaves at once, suffocating him. generalbetrayus Sunday #17

A species of antifasuffacatus surfered Sunday #19

... SheltieLover Sunday #25

We wish! nt Exp Sunday #20

Best two-for-one deal in history! LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #22

Throw bibi in for the trifecta! SheltieLover Sunday #26

Clarence Thomas? No. nt BWdem4life Sunday #23

Dead? Did somebody say he's dead? ShazzieB Sunday #27

Nope Gimpyknee Sunday #28

No but putrefaction has started anyway. Dave Bowman Sunday #29

No but malaise Sunday #30

As of inappropriately 1:22AM here in NYC I DO NOT hear any sudden racous cheering, and car honking....so I guess he's.. electric_blue68 Monday #32

surfered

(9,490 posts)

1. He came so close yesterday, but alas...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:23 AM

Sunday

Sad!

SheltieLover

(74,056 posts)

12. Lol

Reply to surfered (Reply #1)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:31 AM

Sunday

Good one!

2MuchNoise

(507 posts)

2. Collapsed trying so hard wiff his tiny widdle hands to get the child safety cap off of his Aceto- Aceto- TYLENOL bottle.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:37 AM

Sunday

SocialDemocrat61

(5,811 posts)

3. Stoned to death

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 09:59 AM

Sunday

by the crowd at the Ryder Cup.

GopherGal

(2,616 posts)

21. Probably after driving his golf cart onto the green

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #3)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:44 AM

Sunday

niyad

(127,629 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:05 AM

Sunday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(9,490 posts)

5. Soon, we hope. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:29 AM

Sunday

SheltieLover

(74,056 posts)

14. Yesterday, or 79 yrs ago would've both worked, too!

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:33 AM

Sunday

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(9,490 posts)

18. 79 years ago would have been optimal. His mother just didn't take enough Tylenol.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #14)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:39 AM

Sunday

She apparently took a lot, just not enough.

SheltieLover

(74,056 posts)

24. Sad...

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:26 PM

Sunday

SheltieLover

(74,056 posts)

13. Keep it on ice!

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:32 AM

Sunday

Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Wicked Blue

(8,264 posts)

6. Iced by an AI escalator

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:29 AM

Sunday

Blue Owl

(57,445 posts)

7. Dragged out to sea by the turning tides...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:41 AM

Sunday

Right into a school of hungry sharks…..

SheltieLover

(74,056 posts)

15. Electric sharks, by chance?

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:33 AM

Sunday

Blue Owl

(57,445 posts)

31. I'm not fussy!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #15)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 01:04 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(74,056 posts)

33. Me either!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #31)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 07:05 AM

Monday

hlthe2b

(111,531 posts)

8. "Still, NO?..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:49 AM

Sunday

"I'm VERY UNHAPPY at this news!..."

SheltieLover

(74,056 posts)

9. Natasha got brave & slipped some tea into his diet coke?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 10:59 AM

Sunday

republianmushroom

(21,499 posts)

10. Not yesterday or last night, damn, but, soon hopefully.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:08 AM

Sunday

Don't really care how, just that is happens and sooner the better.

txwhitedove

(4,233 posts)

11. Maybe he'll get that ridiculous tie caught in an "unsabataged" escalator soon!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:27 AM

Sunday

SheltieLover

(74,056 posts)

16. That would work!

Reply to txwhitedove (Reply #11)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:34 AM

Sunday

generalbetrayus

(1,248 posts)

17. Walks under a Democratic tree that dumps all his yellow leaves at once, suffocating him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:38 AM

Sunday

surfered

(9,490 posts)

19. A species of antifasuffacatus

Reply to generalbetrayus (Reply #17)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:41 AM

Sunday

SheltieLover

(74,056 posts)

25. ...

Reply to surfered (Reply #19)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:27 PM

Sunday

Exp

(598 posts)

20. We wish! nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:44 AM

Sunday

LetMyPeopleVote

(170,509 posts)

22. Best two-for-one deal in history!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:05 PM

Sunday

SheltieLover

(74,056 posts)

26. Throw bibi in for the trifecta!

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #22)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:28 PM

Sunday

BWdem4life

(2,775 posts)

23. Clarence Thomas? No. nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:17 PM

Sunday

ShazzieB

(21,677 posts)

27. Dead? Did somebody say he's dead?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 12:59 PM

Sunday

Never mind, false alarm. Back to waiting...

Gimpyknee

(751 posts)

28. Nope

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 03:30 PM

Sunday

Dave Bowman

(5,927 posts)

29. No but putrefaction has started anyway.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 03:55 PM

Sunday

malaise

(289,605 posts)

30. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Sep 28, 2025, 04:00 PM

Sunday

There are many unhappy generals

electric_blue68

(24,042 posts)

32. As of inappropriately 1:22AM here in NYC I DO NOT hear any sudden racous cheering, and car honking....so I guess he's..