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Orrex

(66,080 posts)
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 10:12 AM 16 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app?

Poisoned by cheap, simulated gold decorations littering the White House?

Fell down spiral "escalator" while waiting for it to straighten out and activate?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 16 hrs ago OP
OG over gold underpants 16 hrs ago #1
The coming humiliation is worth keeping him on oasis 16 hrs ago #2
Nothing is worth him continuing to waste oxygen. niyad 14 hrs ago #27
I seriously believe this malaise 11 hrs ago #46
There are reports he and Melania had a "spat" on Air Force One surfered 16 hrs ago #3
Thought it was Marine One MiniMe 16 hrs ago #6
I could be wrong, but Air Force One had a longer staircase. I'm like Fox News, I report, you decide surfered 15 hrs ago #18
'Can't stand Melania, but boy if she did THAT... (I'd organize the "Go Fund ME" for the best champagne $$$ can buy... hlthe2b 15 hrs ago #16
Bwaaaah malaise 11 hrs ago #43
Deescalated. 2MuchNoise 16 hrs ago #4
Oh that's magnificent. Orrex 16 hrs ago #5
Departed. twodogsbarking 15 hrs ago #9
Degenerate. 2MuchNoise 14 hrs ago #30
... SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #13
WINNER! hlthe2b 15 hrs ago #17
Nicely played malaise 11 hrs ago #45
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 16 hrs ago #7
Oh gawd... another day of seeming disappointment, but the day is indeed young! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #12
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾, but the good stuff. surfered 15 hrs ago #19
Necktie got caught in the escalator. Choked him until his eyeballs popped out. Melaaaaniaaaaah ate them. twodogsbarking 15 hrs ago #8
Apoplexy at learning Jeffries called him out for being at a golf event with govt just 4 days from shutting down? SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #10
Any or all of those! surfered 15 hrs ago #20
Any or all of any would do the trick! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #28
Love it malaise 11 hrs ago #41
The wait continues for the Big, Beautiful, Obituary.... Dem4life1970 15 hrs ago #11
No but malaise 15 hrs ago #14
"Go! Just GO!!!!" hlthe2b 15 hrs ago #15
Similar, but Boebert and Greene at Obama's State of the Union reminded me of howler monkeys surfered 15 hrs ago #21
Yeah... I meant Obama's.. Her white fur collared coat.... hlthe2b 14 hrs ago #24
No, but disintegrating fast. Joinfortmill 15 hrs ago #22
no , dang nabbit!. AllaN01Bear 15 hrs ago #23
Hang in there, Bear! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #29
am:) AllaN01Bear 14 hrs ago #34
Another day closer... SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #38
Damn it, didn't happen yesterday or last night. republianmushroom 14 hrs ago #25
Wanders into the Oval Office after his 2 AM rage tweeting on the toilet Warpy 14 hrs ago #26
Did you mean junior or couch fucker? SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #31
I just call him Vladamir Futon. llmart 14 hrs ago #32
Haha! Good one! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #33
His eldest son is the Dauphin or Crown Prince, or whatever Warpy 14 hrs ago #36
Lol SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #37
Dude couldn't even escalate on rapture day IronLionZion 14 hrs ago #35
.... SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #39
A higher power prevented him from ascending upwards IronLionZion 11 hrs ago #44
Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app? malaise 11 hrs ago #40
Dead? Did somebody say he's dead? ShazzieB 11 hrs ago #42
This is literally what I say when I get up, have a sip BigmanPigman 9 hrs ago #47

surfered

(9,406 posts)
3. There are reports he and Melania had a "spat" on Air Force One
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 10:21 AM
16 hrs ago


Maybe she opened a bottle of the bubbly to celebrate

surfered

(9,406 posts)
18. I could be wrong, but Air Force One had a longer staircase. I'm like Fox News, I report, you decide
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:46 AM
15 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(111,459 posts)
16. 'Can't stand Melania, but boy if she did THAT... (I'd organize the "Go Fund ME" for the best champagne $$$ can buy...
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:27 AM
15 hrs ago

to toast her... I might even share it with her.

niyad

(127,490 posts)
7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 10:51 AM
16 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(73,902 posts)
12. Oh gawd... another day of seeming disappointment, but the day is indeed young!
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:10 AM
15 hrs ago

Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

twodogsbarking

(15,975 posts)
8. Necktie got caught in the escalator. Choked him until his eyeballs popped out. Melaaaaniaaaaah ate them.
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:08 AM
15 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(73,902 posts)
10. Apoplexy at learning Jeffries called him out for being at a golf event with govt just 4 days from shutting down?
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:09 AM
15 hrs ago

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220678522 )

Flipped his yak fuzz rug over judge reinstating SC Professor who spoke his mind? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220677584 )

Blew a gasket over Sinclair affiliates reinstating Kimmel's show? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220677501 )

Stroked out over new eps documents? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143537479 )

Blew a gasket over massive UN walkout in response to bibi? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220676536 )

Fatal heart attack during realistic nightmare of the eps files being released & the 6 disreputable scRotus members turning against him and/or goung down with him?

malaise

(289,470 posts)
14. No but
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:11 AM
15 hrs ago

Last edited Sat Sep 27, 2025, 03:13 PM - Edit history (1)

Word is he intends to be in the Ryder Cup winner photo😀

hlthe2b

(111,459 posts)
15. "Go! Just GO!!!!"
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:12 AM
15 hrs ago





Honestly, I'm not trying to be too cruel, but does that ape's face not resemble that three-letter abbreviation female Congresswoman's face that we know and detest?

surfered

(9,406 posts)
21. Similar, but Boebert and Greene at Obama's State of the Union reminded me of howler monkeys
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:50 AM
15 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(111,459 posts)
24. Yeah... I meant Obama's.. Her white fur collared coat....
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 12:11 PM
14 hrs ago

Belligerant like this ape, but definitely the screech of howler monkeys...

republianmushroom

(21,468 posts)
25. Damn it, didn't happen yesterday or last night.
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 12:25 PM
14 hrs ago

The only good news is, we are a day closer. So be it, maybe today.

Warpy

(113,948 posts)
26. Wanders into the Oval Office after his 2 AM rage tweeting on the toilet
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 12:31 PM
14 hrs ago

and is overcome by residual fumes from all the gilt spray paint.

Melania decides she's waited quite long enough to become a rich widow, opens his IV infusions all the way and kills him with speed shock.

Russia, realizing Junior is the king's heir apparent and will be more malleable and easier to control than the mercurial and rapidly deteriorating old man, decides to pull the plug on him, carrying him out of the White House in manageable pieces His term is finished by an AI simulation. Lefties are highly skeptical. Pundits praise his newfound reasonable demeanor and the fact that his quotes make sense. Right wingers are too stupid to notice anything different.

Warpy

(113,948 posts)
36. His eldest son is the Dauphin or Crown Prince, or whatever
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 01:05 PM
14 hrs ago

followed by Eric and followed by Barron, who is still an unknown quantity at this point. I doubt we'd survive long enough to get to Barron, honestly.

SheltieLover

(73,902 posts)
37. Lol
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 01:33 PM
13 hrs ago

I think of them in terms of coke heat, paste eater, & Baron -- well, I've read some really troubling things about him. Although, not surprising, given his parentage. The worst I've read is that he cannot be left alone with small animals.

What a cluster fuck of humanity.

malaise

(289,470 posts)
40. Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app?
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 03:15 PM
11 hrs ago

Howling with laughter😂

BigmanPigman

(53,835 posts)
47. This is literally what I say when I get up, have a sip
Sat Sep 27, 2025, 05:52 PM
9 hrs ago

of coffee then start my tablet, "Did he die overnight? Surely someone would have called me...".

When I read that he hasn't my day is off to a bad start. I actually have hope for a few minutes every single day. This is no way to live and function like everyday life is normal when it is not and we all know it's going to get worse than worse and worse and worse.

If you're not both angry and depressed than you are a greedy, hate filled, moronic sociopath (aka Cult Team tRump).

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