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True Dough

(24,603 posts)
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 08:58 PM Thursday

Anyone have a time machine???

Kyle Keegan
@realKyleKeegan

If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.


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LuckyCharms

(20,679 posts)
3. I wonder if that orange bag of shit...
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:02 PM
Thursday

realized he could just walk up the fucking thing after it failed. Probably not.

He probably stands in front of a normal staircase for hours, looking at it, waiting for the steps to move.

Christ, I hate that fucker.

True Dough

(24,603 posts)
6. YOU AND ME BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:20 PM
Thursday

betsuni

(28,383 posts)
4. Manhattan escalators feel guilty about not nipping that thing in the bud, probably much more than Republicans.
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:08 PM
Thursday

ImNotGod

(1,168 posts)
5. I HAD a ime machine but it was only good for one trip so I went to the future to make an even better one
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 09:14 PM
Thursday

long story short I can't find the parts I need do to tariffs and I'm now stuck in a fascist USA

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