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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAnyone have a time machine???
Kyle Keegan
@realKyleKeegan
If only wed known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.
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Anyone have a time machine??? (Original Post)
True Dough
Thursday
OP
YOU AND ME BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True Dough
Thursday
#6
Manhattan escalators feel guilty about not nipping that thing in the bud, probably much more than Republicans.
betsuni
Thursday
#4
C_U_L8R
(48,180 posts)1. And the teleprompter!
wcmagumba
(4,765 posts)2. Where are these guys when you need them?
Mr. Peabody and Sherman and The Wayback Machine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayback_Machine_(Peabody%27s_Improbable_History)
LuckyCharms
(20,679 posts)3. I wonder if that orange bag of shit...
realized he could just walk up the fucking thing after it failed. Probably not.
He probably stands in front of a normal staircase for hours, looking at it, waiting for the steps to move.
Christ, I hate that fucker.
True Dough
(24,603 posts)6. YOU AND ME BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

betsuni
(28,383 posts)4. Manhattan escalators feel guilty about not nipping that thing in the bud, probably much more than Republicans.
ImNotGod
(1,168 posts)5. I HAD a ime machine but it was only good for one trip so I went to the future to make an even better one
long story short I can't find the parts I need do to tariffs and I'm now stuck in a fascist USA
True Dough
(24,603 posts)7. Sounds like a
wild trip, maaaaannnn...
Jack Valentino
(3,394 posts)8. "If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler?" (The Dead Zone)
&t=47s
yourout
(8,602 posts)9. If someone can provide a DeLorean I can probably come up with a flux capacitor.
House of Roberts
(6,257 posts)10. Where ya gonna git the 1.21 gigawatts?
Know any Libyan terrorists?