11 was just last week.

He claimed to have negotiated a peace deal between Armenia and Cambodia, two countries that are 4,000 miles apart and as far as anyone knows never have exchanged an angry word. Does that count?

He was so powerful he coerced them to go back in time and move their nations that far away from each other.

just imagine the



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And he didn’t start any wars in his term

There would not be enough ketchup bottles to handle his rage!

that will be the day the orange slime's head explodes when he doesn't get it. Or he strokes out, or has a heart attack, Or something, anything, that takes him out of our misery!

I thought they’d collectively agreed to drop it.

But….Trump is an ignorant self consumed child.

They better have a whole team of wall scrubbers ready.

That for once I am higher on the list than someone.

(Probably Kennedy told him that)

Trump ended that by putting a gold colored Master lock on the armuar after shoving through a few alleged illegals.

Don’t take Tylenol, don’t do it! Nothing bad will happen!

I prefer giving the Peace Prize to organizations that actually do something helpful for people injured, starved, relocated, tortured in conflicts. Rather than individuals in search of power and trophies.

I'd love to see World Central Kitchen or Doctors Without Borders get it. Trump is reported to have gone so far as to call up Jens Stoltenberg, Norway's finance minister (and former NATO head) to pester him about it (the Norwegian government has nothing to do with the deciding on the award, but Trump probably doesn't know or care). That's just embarrassing.

“Noble Peace” prize get announced?
The one that he was told by one of the round table butt licking cabinet members that Trump is a shoe in for to receive.

The cabinet butt licker called it the “Noble” Peace Prize multiple times during his Licking of the butt.
Shows how stupid those dip shits are. No one corrected him in the room of fools.
It’s “Nobel” not “Noble”. And he actually pronounced it over and over “Noble”. Ain’t no such Prize.

Dress up in his King’s Cape and Golden crown, give him a NOBLE Peace prize and Maybe he and his stupid cult would STFU about it.

Pooty plutonium,

Finally some news I can digest and not throw shit.
KKKaroLyin is one piece of fake Jesus shit. She snorts the shroom spores right outta his balding combover pubs. Trippin on lies.

Maybe no one wins, because the world lost.

I wouldn't be surprised if Pete Kegbreath doesn't already have an aircraft carrier heading their way.

But I don't think it will come to that.
EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH HAS THEIR PRICE, and he will simply pay whatever it takes to "win it".

With taxpayer money of course.

since Norway is a founding member of NATO, and Sweden just joined. What happens if a NATO member invades another NATO member? But Trump's retaliation, if any, is more likely to take the form of ridiculously high tariffs (On what? Lutefisk? Salmon? Expensive wool sweaters?) coupled with obnoxious bluster.

Whether you need it or not.

Here's how you disguise how strong it is when serving rookies:
You cut the top off of a large PAPER milk carton.
You fill it almost to the top with water.
You drop LOTS of colorful flower petals into the carton.
Insert the Akavit bottle.
When it's frozen solid, remove the carton and you have a bottle frozen(the correct way to serve it) in a solid block of ice with flowers floating around in it.
It looks totally sweet and innocent.

It's a Norwegian brand called Høvding (my family is descended from Norwegian Vikings), and I've made gløgg with it. Even in that form it's pretty intense.

Are we sure he couldn't bribe and pester his way on?

I mean Henry Kissinger and Yassar Arafat had one, what else do you need to know?

and a huge embarrassment for the committee, two of whose members resigned in protest. Le Duc Tho refused the award and Kissinger eventually tried to return it. I doubt the committee, obviously consisting of different people now, want a reprise of that debacle. And apparently they are already taking a dim view of Trump's pressure campaign:

They are long overdue.

Chef Andres is a living saint.