He made the escalators run on time.

Going down.



Life has its ups and downs.

Especially ORANGE, fat, dementia-riddled old men.

I bet he didn't even spill a drop of his coffee.

Drump has to hold on with both hands.

to stop the elevator

I miss him so. Imperfectly perfect.

And so fine to look at.

I will NEVER wear a red tie

just to see Orange Anus Mouth take a face palm while on it.

there's a weight limit on the escalators, and Trump tripped the breaker when he stepped on.

but American machinery recognizes Euro-trash in an instant. Between the two of them, they were lucky to get to the second floor at all.

at the top of the escalator designed to keep people from getting caught up in the gears of the escalator. Thus stopping the escalator.

Ironically, this was the shot the Trump photographer was probably trying to take. Not that it would have compared to Obama's pic anyway, but you know they are trying.

Except that they will also go flat.

And if it had stopped, he would've trotted up, 2 steps at a time, not spilling a drop of his coffee, and smiling the whole way.

— (@birdy123.bsky.social) 2025-09-24T15:10:18.621Z

That escalator had been broken for months, but started working as soon as Obama stepped on.

— Peter Nincompoop (@carcrashrecorder.bsky.social) 2025-09-24T19:39:56.196Z

and it certainly wouldn't have entered his speech.

make that one stop in order to apologize for not stopping the escalator going downward at Trump Tower when he announced his first candidacy (2015?)

Democratic presidents do it better!

I'm sure he never embarrassed us at the UN.

Unlike the current thin-skinned blowhard...