I'm sure that's the official excuse.

She was secretly dating Gavin.

Are saying….

She'll have to be content to dream.

It would enrage the Cantaloupe Caligula about three things simultaneously: His sexual inadequacy, his rival Newsom, and his old nemesis Trudeau.

Finding one to help her hasten the demise?

yes INDEED

It can't be easy to have one that would properly hold the orange vomit and not look like a septic tank.

She clearly can't stand her husband. She made it known she thinks the White House is a dump. She obviously thinks the American people are beneath her. She clearly hates making appearances. Let her stay wherever the hell she is. In fact, maybe she can come pick up the trash and take him with her.

Your forensic analysis may have merit

1. He'd sic ICE on her.
2. She knows she's got to stand her ground as the widow when when the family vultures spiral in.

Melania is in it for the $$$$$$$$$$. I doubt she will not have a difficult time faking her sorrow that the demise happened. She is hardly around as it is. I pity Barron, who has a hovering mother and a father who pays him little attention as it is. What a fucked up family he was born into.

As Donnie increases his net worth, she stands to gain the most. The elder Trump spawn and their spawn are financially set for now. Melania and Barron will have to watch their backs. I am certain she has her expensive Madison Avenue lawyers on the job to make sure she never has to scrape for money for as long as she lives. Here Pre-Nup is her Golden Ticket.

After this man finally leaves this earth, the TRUMP brand will lose its luster with world-wide investors. Without Daddy calling the shots, Jr. and Eric will be lost without him. For I suspect they were never loved, but only seen as tools in which to make deals and money for "the BRAND(Family).

As this horror story comes to a close, hopefully we can tear apart the Rose Garden and everything TACO touched, and return it once again to its humble glory. It will take truckloads of Pine Sol to cleanse the White Huse of the stench that was the TACO.

She doesn’t want to be part of being in the Washington bubble, so she is out of that limelight, just like Ivanka, and Tiffany.
Number 45 is shitshow, they want as little to do with as possible.

Digging a 6' deep hole.

Getting her kidney's fixed.

Shopping at Tiffany & Co.

Reading up on Viking funerals.

Washing her hair.