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Orrex

(65,895 posts) Mon Sep 1, 2025, 09:51 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Killed by traffickers when he failed to deliver his promised 2,000 Guatemalan children?

Buried alive next to Jimmy Hoffa to commemorate Labor Day?

Stroked out when Donna Brazile refused to apologize for speaking the truth?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #1

Well I hope you have more than one bottle malaise Monday #4

😆 littlemissmartypants Monday #6

Oh, I have something suitable for ghouliani! May it be needed soon! niyad Monday #9

And Stephen Miller would make a splendid trifecta. surfered Monday #17

Definitely 3auld6phart Monday #29

Sooner than yesterday, for sure! SheltieLover Monday #14

Soon we hope and pray.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Monday #16

"Enough already! Croaking is not just for bullfrogs!" hlthe2b Monday #2

No but malaise Monday #3

According to the npr article, police were dealing with a DV situation niyad Monday #11

The Guardian report is even weirder malaise Monday #23

Rudy's been dying for awhile now.... Blue Owl Monday #27

Dying or malaise Monday #28

Eeeeeuuuuuwww! calimary Monday #34

DIE DAMN IT! 2MuchNoise Monday #5

I have something stronger than Raid! Deathly afraid of roaches. LeftInTX Monday #21

❤️ littlemissmartypants Monday #7

He looks like death warmed over then reheated in a microwave. marmar Monday #8

He looks like a pool of vomit mahina Monday #42

MAGA is posting old videos of him claiming it's new underpants Monday #10

Sadly not yet, but the cholesterol seems to be pushing the needle in favor of the big celebration SheltieLover Monday #12

LOVE this simple tweet: True Dough Monday #13

Love it! surfered Monday #18

Not a bad Twitter handle either! True Dough Monday #19

Bwaaaah malaise Monday #45

Not yet, but it looks like Lady Liberty has had enough and is ready to fling him to "Heaven." surfered Monday #15

He can bounce off the bottom of Heaven's clouds and head in the other direction! electric_blue68 Monday #43

Put JFK Jr. in charge of his health care... MiHale Monday #20

JFK jr is dead. . That would be interesting. niyad Monday #22

Oh damn wrong Kennedy RFK...thanks, niyad...👍 MiHale Monday #37

Just think how much fun JFK Jr. could be having in that case. niyad Monday #47

By 'George'...it really would be fun... MiHale Monday #48

Oooh, good point! ShazzieB Yesterday #50

This message was self-deleted by its author littlemissmartypants Monday #24

Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Monday #25

"...we love dirty laundry..." calimary Monday #35

not yet. AllaN01Bear Monday #26

Infected by RFK,Jr. Sneederbunk Monday #30

Most Anticipated Obituary LetMyPeopleVote Monday #31

THIS malaise Monday #49

Suffered a huge, deep, nasty gash Tanuki Monday #32

I want to see the gash. .along with a time/date/location stamp. niyad Monday #46

Almost Farmer-Rick Monday #33

Almost his faked appearances are a good sign. gordianot Monday #36

Maybe bdamomma Monday #38

Nope Gimpyknee Monday #39

I want to see that Big Beautiful Obituary. mwb970 Monday #40

Drowned Swimming Across the Yangtze with Mao Zedong? NNadir Monday #41

Personally don't care how. Not last night, damn it, but, republianmushroom Monday #44

Team Purple Bruise LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #51

LOVE IT!!! niyad 23 hrs ago #52

niyad

(126,653 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 09:55 AM

Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(288,476 posts)

4. Well I hope you have more than one bottle

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 09:58 AM

Monday

You may need to raise a glass for Rudy

littlemissmartypants

(29,260 posts)

6. 😆

Reply to malaise (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:02 AM

Monday

niyad

(126,653 posts)

9. Oh, I have something suitable for ghouliani! May it be needed soon!

Reply to malaise (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:07 AM

Monday

surfered

(8,889 posts)

17. And Stephen Miller would make a splendid trifecta.

Reply to malaise (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:19 AM

Monday

3auld6phart

(1,623 posts)

29. Definitely

Reply to surfered (Reply #17)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:11 AM

Monday

Zombie Dead eyes Miller… Gads what frickin’ freak

SheltieLover

(73,209 posts)

14. Sooner than yesterday, for sure!

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:16 AM

Monday

surfered

(8,889 posts)

16. Soon we hope and pray.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:18 AM

Monday

hlthe2b

(111,169 posts)

2. "Enough already! Croaking is not just for bullfrogs!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 09:55 AM

Monday

malaise

(288,476 posts)

3. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 09:56 AM

Monday

It looks like now /verb/9/11 may go first

https://nypost.com/2025/08/31/us-news/rudy-giuliani-hurt-in-car-wreck-after-helping-domestic-violence-victim-spokesman/

niyad

(126,653 posts)

11. According to the npr article, police were dealing with a DV situation

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:13 AM

Monday

on the other side of the highway in the opposite direction. Sadly, it appears that noun/verb/911 did not have life-threatening injuries. A line in the npr story struck me. His business partner rushed to his side "to oversee his care". Weird.

malaise

(288,476 posts)

23. The Guardian report is even weirder

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:57 AM

Monday

Blue Owl

(57,212 posts)

27. Rudy's been dying for awhile now....

Reply to malaise (Reply #23)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:08 AM

Monday

malaise

(288,476 posts)

28. Dying or

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #27)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:11 AM

Monday

Dyeing😂😂😂😂

calimary

(87,628 posts)

34. Eeeeeuuuuuwww!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #27)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:26 AM

Monday

2MuchNoise

(447 posts)

5. DIE DAMN IT!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:00 AM

Monday

LeftInTX

(33,488 posts)

21. I have something stronger than Raid! Deathly afraid of roaches.

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #5)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:40 AM

Monday

I'm so afraid that I don't have to say this anymore!

littlemissmartypants

(29,260 posts)

7. ❤️

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:02 AM

Monday

marmar

(78,809 posts)

8. He looks like death warmed over then reheated in a microwave.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:04 AM

Monday

mahina

(20,026 posts)

42. He looks like a pool of vomit

Reply to marmar (Reply #8)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 12:12 PM

Monday

That a mad dog puked up,ʻ ate and puked up again.

Summary of the 2016 and 2024 elections

underpants

(192,545 posts)

10. MAGA is posting old videos of him claiming it's new

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:09 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(73,209 posts)

12. Sadly not yet, but the cholesterol seems to be pushing the needle in favor of the big celebration

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:14 AM

Monday

True Dough

(24,167 posts)

13. LOVE this simple tweet:

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:14 AM

Monday

King Cankles
@KingCankles

BREAKING: MEXICO AGREES TO PAY FOR THE FUNERAL.

Link to tweet

surfered

(8,889 posts)

18. Love it!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #13)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:21 AM

Monday

True Dough

(24,167 posts)

19. Not a bad Twitter handle either!

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:26 AM

Monday

malaise

(288,476 posts)

45. Bwaaaah

Reply to True Dough (Reply #13)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 01:56 PM

Monday

😀😂😀

surfered

(8,889 posts)

15. Not yet, but it looks like Lady Liberty has had enough and is ready to fling him to "Heaven."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:17 AM

Monday

Although I’m sure he’s headed the other way

electric_blue68

(23,604 posts)

43. He can bounce off the bottom of Heaven's clouds and head in the other direction!

Reply to surfered (Reply #15)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 01:16 PM

Monday

MiHale

(12,098 posts)

20. Put JFK Jr. in charge of his health care...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:39 AM

Monday

Wouldn’t be long after that.

niyad

(126,653 posts)

22. JFK jr is dead. . That would be interesting.

Reply to MiHale (Reply #20)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:50 AM

Monday

MiHale

(12,098 posts)

37. Oh damn wrong Kennedy RFK...thanks, niyad...👍

Reply to niyad (Reply #22)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:35 AM

Monday

Fingers flying too fast.

niyad

(126,653 posts)

47. Just think how much fun JFK Jr. could be having in that case.

Reply to MiHale (Reply #37)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 02:38 PM

Monday

After what krasnov has done to his mother's beloved Rose Garden, and how he is trashung the Kennedy Center. . . .

MiHale

(12,098 posts)

48. By 'George'...it really would be fun...

Reply to niyad (Reply #47)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 03:17 PM

Monday

ShazzieB

(21,479 posts)

50. Oooh, good point!

Reply to niyad (Reply #47)

Tue Sep 2, 2025, 01:19 PM

Yesterday

Response to Orrex (Original post)

littlemissmartypants This message was self-deleted by its author.

Marcuse

(8,657 posts)

25. Get the widow on the set.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:02 AM

Monday

calimary

(87,628 posts)

35. "...we love dirty laundry..."

Reply to Marcuse (Reply #25)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:29 AM

Monday

AllaN01Bear

(27,263 posts)

26. not yet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:05 AM

Monday

Sneederbunk

(16,596 posts)

30. Infected by RFK,Jr.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:12 AM

Monday

LetMyPeopleVote

(169,018 posts)

31. Most Anticipated Obituary

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:13 AM

Monday

malaise

(288,476 posts)

49. THIS

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #31)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 03:58 PM

Monday

Rec. 😀

Tanuki

(16,024 posts)

32. Suffered a huge, deep, nasty gash

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:17 AM

Monday

as a result of a contractor mishap during the ongoing desecration of Jackie Kennedy's rose garden?

https://people.com/donald-trump-banishes-contractor-over-gash-in-patio-white-house-rose-garden-11801043

..."Donald Trump Banishes White House Contractor After Spotting 'Huge Gash' in New Rose Garden Patio: 'It Was Deep and Nasty'....(more)

niyad

(126,653 posts)

46. I want to see the gash. .along with a time/date/location stamp.

Reply to Tanuki (Reply #32)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 02:33 PM

Monday

And it is absolute bullshitnabout the marble and limestone, since he cemented over the Rose Garden, pocketing the difference. Oh, and by the way, dimwit donny, marble Is NOT "soft", you fucking, lying, thieving, tasteless piece of trash.

Farmer-Rick

(12,003 posts)

33. Almost

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:19 AM

Monday

Soon, soon.....

gordianot

(15,660 posts)

36. Almost his faked appearances are a good sign.

Reply to Farmer-Rick (Reply #33)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:30 AM

Monday

bdamomma

(68,977 posts)

38. Maybe

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:36 AM

Monday

he will just have a health episode over on the green today.

Gimpyknee

(549 posts)

39. Nope

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:51 AM

Monday

mwb970

(11,935 posts)

40. I want to see that Big Beautiful Obituary.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:54 AM

Monday

And I want to see it SOON!

NNadir

(36,477 posts)

41. Drowned Swimming Across the Yangtze with Mao Zedong?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 12:02 PM

Monday

Power of Symbolism, The Swim that Changed Chinese History.

...Now, to be clear: Mao Zedong did not swim across the Yangtze in July of 1966. But his dip near Wuhan was as consequential as many crossings had been, setting the stage for the launch of the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution.

The point of Mao’s swim was to demonstrate his physical prowess and good health, defying rumors that his age and time out of the spotlight suggested he was anything less than a capable leader. The emphasis on physical fitness had deep roots. One of his very first pieces of public writing was “A study of physical education,” an essay in the celebrated magazine New Youth, published in 1917...