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Orrex

(66,106 posts)
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 06:59 AM Jul 30

Is he dead yet?

Artistically erased by The Kinkade Family Foundation?

Swept into the Pacific by a tsunami and lost forever?

Broke three bones in his neck because he's all over the Epstein files?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jul 30 OP
When that day comes you won't have to ask... MiHale Jul 30 #1
Yep. We'll know right away when the horns are honking and people are dancing in the streets, Ocelot II Jul 30 #27
Fell down on the rose garden cement and cracked his head open. All of his horses and all of his men twodogsbarking Jul 30 #2
I pray for him to die every damn night, whatever that says about me. And I will continue to until he goddamn drops dead. Joinfortmill Jul 30 #3
I expect a robot replacement. gordianot Jul 30 #4
Is it possible to build a robot that grotesque? Ocelot II Jul 30 #29
No but he and his lackeys malaise Jul 30 #5
Fired ! Goonch Jul 30 #6
Nice malaise Jul 30 #12
Everyone knows that it's really Ms. Smith that runs that place. Xavier Breath Jul 30 #23
I will sure be glad when the US gets over it's experimenting... Hugin Jul 30 #7
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 30 #8
👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Jul 30 #31
In the tradition of TR's daughter, Alice Roosevelt Longworth, no_hypocrisy Jul 30 #9
Nope Gimpyknee Jul 30 #10
This message was self-deleted by its author Gimpyknee Jul 30 #11
Just disappeared like a missing minute on a jail video. 2MuchNoise Jul 30 #13
Mangled in the frantic rush for something "round, rotund, and orange?" hlthe2b Jul 30 #14
Swarmed by flies attracted to his diaper odors Blue Owl Jul 30 #15
Maintenance and Flight Crew of Air Force One Chosen for Looks and Loyalty Over Competence Grumpy Old Woman Jul 30 #16
Again, what is the fucking holdup?! LetMyPeopleVote Jul 30 #17
If that is not photoshopped, it is truly disgusting. And his hands are niyad Jul 30 #18
Good lord what happened to that poor fellow's face? Orrex Jul 30 #25
And hair... SheltieLover Jul 30 #32
Tripped over the bodies of trafficked girls who committed suicide? milestogo Jul 30 #19
Today's comment from Bluesky CaptainTruth Jul 30 #20
On that great day, I look forward to visiting DU... Orrex Jul 30 #22
OMG, I know! ShazzieB Jul 30 #35
Overcome by the smoke from a massive pile of burning MAGA hats Wicked Blue Jul 30 #21
Intracranial Hematoma from slipping in the bathroom and hitting his head on a shower door? Oopsie Daisy Jul 30 #24
No JustAnotherGen Jul 30 #26
Hoping and praying about this is doing about as much good republianmushroom Jul 30 #28
One day CHF will have its way with him. Dulcinea Jul 30 #30
Not yet, dammit. SheltieLover Jul 30 #33
No, he's not! 🤬 ShazzieB Jul 30 #34
Jumped off his yacht "Trump Princess"... AntiFascist Jul 30 #36

MiHale

(12,181 posts)
1. When that day comes you won't have to ask...
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 07:05 AM
Jul 30

The groundswell caused by the elated cheering of millions will be the answer before you ask.
It may even trigger tsunami warnings.

Ocelot II

(127,484 posts)
27. Yep. We'll know right away when the horns are honking and people are dancing in the streets,
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 11:07 AM
Jul 30

and the question can't even be asked because DU will have crashed on account of all the ecstatic posting attempts. I live for that day.

twodogsbarking

(16,016 posts)
2. Fell down on the rose garden cement and cracked his head open. All of his horses and all of his men
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 07:23 AM
Jul 30

couldn't put the piece of shit together again.

Joinfortmill

(19,009 posts)
3. I pray for him to die every damn night, whatever that says about me. And I will continue to until he goddamn drops dead.
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 07:26 AM
Jul 30

gordianot

(15,667 posts)
4. I expect a robot replacement.
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 07:27 AM
Jul 30

It will not require artificial intelligence just a repeat of old tired slogans and a limited number of hateful, cruel responses. It does not have to be very nimble, can lean and shuffle when it tries to walk does not need to perform elaborate physical tasks. Everything that robot could possibly come up with Trump supporters have heard many many times in the past.

Ocelot II

(127,484 posts)
29. Is it possible to build a robot that grotesque?
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 11:15 AM
Jul 30

It would have to come from a collaboration between Boston Scientific (the maker of those weird robot dogs) and Hollywood's best monster creators. AI is probably advanced enough now to be really mean and stupid with little effort, but the robot itself would require a lot of silicone, maybe Jabba the Hutt leftovers from the original Star Wars, with some of Baron Harkonnen from the first Dune movie. The works from a robot dog could be used to make it shuffle and do dumb dance moves and play golf badly and make those stupid accordion hand motions. It could work, and if they also made it smell bad it would take quite awhile before anyone suspected anything.

malaise

(289,584 posts)
5. No but he and his lackeys
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 07:30 AM
Jul 30

sure are killing the rule of law one appointment after the other.
Still my bingo card says Jeffrey will eventually take him down into his self made swamp of criminality.

Hugin

(36,911 posts)
7. I will sure be glad when the US gets over it's experimenting...
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 07:42 AM
Jul 30

With being run like a colossal pyramid scam and whorehouse by an alleged business man.

niyad

(127,606 posts)
8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 07:42 AM
Jul 30

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

no_hypocrisy

(53,219 posts)
9. In the tradition of TR's daughter, Alice Roosevelt Longworth,
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 07:42 AM
Jul 30

someone buried a voodoo doll in the White House Lawn while he was in Scotland.

(When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new first lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth#:~:text=When%20it%20came%20time%20for,Taft%2C%20in%20the%20front%20yard.

Response to Orrex (Original post)

Blue Owl

(57,439 posts)
15. Swarmed by flies attracted to his diaper odors
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 08:33 AM
Jul 30

Who lay eggs all over him that quickly hatch into flesh-eating maggots

Grumpy Old Woman

(37 posts)
16. Maintenance and Flight Crew of Air Force One Chosen for Looks and Loyalty Over Competence
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 08:37 AM
Jul 30

Or maybe just too many hamburgers make the plane overloaded.

niyad

(127,606 posts)
18. If that is not photoshopped, it is truly disgusting. And his hands are
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 09:22 AM
Jul 30

even weirder than I thought.

milestogo

(21,888 posts)
19. Tripped over the bodies of trafficked girls who committed suicide?
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 09:47 AM
Jul 30

Was poisoned by the Brits who desperately wanted to shut him up?

Orrex

(66,106 posts)
22. On that great day, I look forward to visiting DU...
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 10:08 AM
Jul 30

And seeing dozens of people posting the good news!

republianmushroom

(21,494 posts)
28. Hoping and praying about this is doing about as much good
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 11:12 AM
Jul 30

as it does about gun control. Don't care how, Lord, or why, and there is a lot of whys, just do it.

Dulcinea

(9,205 posts)
30. One day CHF will have its way with him.
Wed Jul 30, 2025, 11:34 AM
Jul 30

Last edited Wed Jul 30, 2025, 01:26 PM - Edit history (1)

I don't care what drivel the WH spews forth about the Fascist Felon's health. He shows a lot of the signs of CHF, which no one survives for very long.

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