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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Wracked with grief over receiving insufficient thanks?
Brained with a nine iron by the ghost of Sam Snead after cheating at golf, again?
Crushed by cargo palette of secret cash for his "free" "palace in the sky?"
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

SheltieLover
(72,203 posts)Was too close to the volvano of water when lightening struck? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10182205566 )
Buried alive in beardo's bullshit? https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/vice-president-jd-vance-road-sell-republicans-big-124127417
Fatal injury when cheesy gold crown slipped?
surfered
(8,222 posts)Well played.
Any one will do!
lamp_shade
(15,258 posts)SocialDemocrat61
(5,286 posts)berniesandersmittens
(12,241 posts)Of course after his sippy lid fell off...
MiHale
(11,975 posts)Get everyone together at a set time to focus on him dying
set a date and time
broadcast it publicly
get people believing in manifestation. If we could get a million or so souls focused on his demise
lets fantasize.
Manifesting is the process of bringing something tangible into your life through focused thoughts, beliefs, and actions. It's often associated with the idea that your thoughts and intentions can shape your reality. Essentially, it's about actively working towards your desires, rather than passively waiting for them to appear.
littlemissmartypants
(28,671 posts)The only way a group manifestation would work is if everyone had exactly the same, precisely clear picture of the desired outcome. It's the clarity of the desired outcome that's the trick. If you don't have that you have to be prepared to accept whatever you get.
surfered
(8,222 posts)Blue Owl
(56,818 posts)Slowly and agonizingly .
niyad
(125,628 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
Still waiting.
Soon...🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
surfered
(8,222 posts)republianmushroom
(20,797 posts)We are getting closer, every day, don't care how or why just get it done lord.
hlthe2b
(110,830 posts)
SheltieLover
(72,203 posts)Any one will do.
malaise
(287,260 posts)niyad
(125,628 posts)😀
NNadir
(36,223 posts)It will come soon enough.
Wicked Blue
(8,152 posts)causing it tae fa' and squish him flat as a plate o' neeps and tatties wi' a side o' haggis.
https://anythingtranslate.com/translators/scottish-slang-translator/
generalbetrayus
(1,107 posts)which doesn't actually exist.
If lies killed he would have died ages ago
DBoon
(24,027 posts)if he says "yes", then since everything he says is a lie we know he is actually dead
malaise
(287,260 posts)😂
BWdem4life
(2,589 posts)ShazzieB
(21,219 posts)
Duncan Grant
(8,763 posts)Pity.
DBoon
(24,027 posts)hard to tell with him
WestMichRad
(2,431 posts)in the obituaries. Sigh.