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Orrex

(65,663 posts)
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 09:03 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Wracked with grief over receiving insufficient thanks?

Brained with a nine iron by the ghost of Sam Snead after cheating at golf, again?

Crushed by cargo palette of secret cash for his "free" "palace in the sky?"


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP
Fatal sepsis from infected diaper rash? SheltieLover Monday #1
Fatal sepsis from diaper rash . HaHaHaHaHa. Von Shitzenpanz. surfered Monday #15
Thx SheltieLover Monday #19
If only lamp_shade Monday #2
Choked on an British Sausage at breakfast. SocialDemocrat61 Monday #3
Fell asleep and drowned in his cup of tea berniesandersmittens Monday #21
We need to manifest his death... MiHale Monday #4
Be careful what you wish for... littlemissmartypants Monday #12
Sadly, no. But when he eventually does, the creator of the Simpsons says there will be dancing in the streets surfered Monday #5
Was hiding from Scottish protesters in Fingal's Cave, got trapped by the tides and drowned Blue Owl Monday #6
Alas, myy bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #7
👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Monday #10
Hopefully soon 🍾🥂 surfered Monday #16
Damn, not last night. republianmushroom Monday #8
"Contemplating all the ways that may make this happen..." hlthe2b Monday #9
So many great possibilities & we just need one. SheltieLover Monday #11
I'm having fun here malaise Monday #22
I loved the dinosaur!!! niyad Monday #30
Metoo malaise Monday #23
Brain dead, yes, regrettably his physiological death is lagging his brain. NNadir Monday #13
While cheating at gowf in Scotland, he by a fluke waps a gowfball at a wind turbine, Wicked Blue Monday #14
Dies of exhaustion and starvation after searching in vain for weeks for the town of South Park, Colorado, generalbetrayus Monday #17
No but malaise Monday #18
ask him directly if he is still alive DBoon Monday #26
You made me laugh malaise Monday #28
Nope. Still in bed but I would've heard the noise outside. nt BWdem4life Monday #20
No, dammit. ShazzieB Monday #24
I heard a rumor his circulatory system is turning into concrete. Duncan Grant Monday #25
I thought it was his colon DBoon Monday #27
Another day of disappointment... WestMichRad Monday #29

MiHale

(11,975 posts)
4. We need to manifest his death...
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 09:23 AM
Monday

Get everyone together at a set time to focus on him dying… set a date and time…broadcast it publicly…get people believing in manifestation. If we could get a million or so souls focused on his demise…let’s fantasize.

Manifesting is the process of bringing something tangible into your life through focused thoughts, beliefs, and actions. It's often associated with the idea that your thoughts and intentions can shape your reality. Essentially, it's about actively working towards your desires, rather than passively waiting for them to appear.

littlemissmartypants

(28,671 posts)
12. Be careful what you wish for...
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 11:48 AM
Monday

The only way a group manifestation would work is if everyone had exactly the same, precisely clear picture of the desired outcome. It's the clarity of the desired outcome that's the trick. If you don't have that you have to be prepared to accept whatever you get.

Blue Owl

(56,818 posts)
6. Was hiding from Scottish protesters in Fingal's Cave, got trapped by the tides and drowned
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 09:41 AM
Monday

Slowly and agonizingly….

niyad

(125,628 posts)
7. Alas, myy bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 10:00 AM
Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

republianmushroom

(20,797 posts)
8. Damn, not last night.
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 11:39 AM
Monday

We are getting closer, every day, don't care how or why just get it done lord.

NNadir

(36,223 posts)
13. Brain dead, yes, regrettably his physiological death is lagging his brain.
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 11:49 AM
Monday

It will come soon enough.

Wicked Blue

(8,152 posts)
14. While cheating at gowf in Scotland, he by a fluke waps a gowfball at a wind turbine,
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 11:55 AM
Monday

causing it tae fa' and squish him flat as a plate o' neeps and tatties wi' a side o' haggis.

https://anythingtranslate.com/translators/scottish-slang-translator/

generalbetrayus

(1,107 posts)
17. Dies of exhaustion and starvation after searching in vain for weeks for the town of South Park, Colorado,
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 12:01 PM
Monday

which doesn't actually exist.

DBoon

(24,027 posts)
26. ask him directly if he is still alive
Mon Jul 28, 2025, 03:41 PM
Monday

if he says "yes", then since everything he says is a lie we know he is actually dead

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