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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Wracked with grief over receiving insufficient thanks?
Brained with a nine iron by the ghost of Sam Snead after cheating at golf, again?
Crushed by cargo palette of secret cash for his "free" "palace in the sky?"
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

SheltieLover
(73,855 posts)Was too close to the volvano of water when lightening struck? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10182205566 )
Buried alive in beardo's bullshit? https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/vice-president-jd-vance-road-sell-republicans-big-124127417
Fatal injury when cheesy gold crown slipped?
surfered
(9,381 posts)Well played.
Any one will do!
lamp_shade
(15,288 posts)SocialDemocrat61
(5,726 posts)berniesandersmittens
(12,616 posts)Of course after his sippy lid fell off...
MiHale
(12,172 posts)Get everyone together at a set time to focus on him dying
set a date and time
broadcast it publicly
get people believing in manifestation. If we could get a million or so souls focused on his demise
lets fantasize.
Manifesting is the process of bringing something tangible into your life through focused thoughts, beliefs, and actions. It's often associated with the idea that your thoughts and intentions can shape your reality. Essentially, it's about actively working towards your desires, rather than passively waiting for them to appear.
littlemissmartypants
(29,880 posts)The only way a group manifestation would work is if everyone had exactly the same, precisely clear picture of the desired outcome. It's the clarity of the desired outcome that's the trick. If you don't have that you have to be prepared to accept whatever you get.
surfered
(9,381 posts)Blue Owl
(57,400 posts)Slowly and agonizingly .
niyad
(127,462 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
Still waiting.
Soon...🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
surfered
(9,381 posts)republianmushroom
(21,453 posts)We are getting closer, every day, don't care how or why just get it done lord.
hlthe2b
(111,444 posts)
SheltieLover
(73,855 posts)Any one will do.
malaise
(289,434 posts)niyad
(127,462 posts)😀
NNadir
(36,643 posts)It will come soon enough.
Wicked Blue
(8,253 posts)causing it tae fa' and squish him flat as a plate o' neeps and tatties wi' a side o' haggis.
https://anythingtranslate.com/translators/scottish-slang-translator/
generalbetrayus
(1,233 posts)which doesn't actually exist.
If lies killed he would have died ages ago
DBoon
(24,296 posts)if he says "yes", then since everything he says is a lie we know he is actually dead
malaise
(289,434 posts)😂
BWdem4life
(2,752 posts)ShazzieB
(21,654 posts)
Duncan Grant
(8,824 posts)Pity.
DBoon
(24,296 posts)hard to tell with him
WestMichRad
(2,649 posts)in the obituaries. Sigh.