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Republican legislators get a pass on speaking to constituents. They all have Epstein-Barr Virus. (Satire)
Submitted by Ramón Raquello of Intercontinental Radio News.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/23469-epstein-barr-virus
Epstein-Barr virus is a common and highly contagious infection. It spreads through bodily fluids, especially saliva (spit).
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Should they have worn masks during secret shouting and screaming sessions, or those “talking in tongues” episodes? Lord only knows.
Doctors are working feverishly to remove the Epstein part without exposing and damaging the Barr part. Due to a cutback in funding, citizens are asked to send bitcoin to wallet
0x94845333028B1204Fbe14E1278Fd4Adde46B22ce (1)
Bushwood Institute for Medical Research.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
(1) https://www.benzinga.com/23/08/33887982/donald-trumps-crypto-wallet-address-revealed-he-holds-these-cryptos-apart-from-millions-in-ethereum