Flipped yak fuzz wig over losing sanctuary city suit in IL?

Beardo shoved him down stairs?

Face planted going up AF 1 steps when ankle braces gave out under the strain?

Suffocated from having head up his own ass?

President miller bit his neck & drained his blood?

Popped an aneurism upon realizing President Obama is afforded the same immunity as the slob himself?

Expired upon using up his finite energy texting & flinging catsup at walls?

We only need one. Any one will do!!!

in his bathroom, tripped on one box and went head first into the toilet, drowning.

Buried him. 😂😂

Scottish protesters hacked him to death, harvesting his heart, liver, and lungs and mincing them with chopped onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and cooked while encased in a sheep’s stomach.

In other words, they made haggis out of him. It’s their national dish, served with mashed potatoes and paired with a single malt from the lowlands.

Slàinte Mhath!

Excellent but they might need rabies shots.

Swallowed by the bog, or maybe a banshee. The world shrugged and moved on.

never forget that none of his brothers made it to 80

Researching every possibility 😀

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

People are going to hang Christmas lights when “it” happens.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Still tapping. Waiting.

Soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

We have to get the wood chipper fixed.

there’s a wood chipper from the “Fargo” movie at the Visitor Center. Also if you’re on a mission to visit all 50 states and you make ND your last state (save the best for last) you will get a certificate, a T-shirt, and have your photo taken at the Wall of Honor (or whatever they call it). I did that last fall.

We will get there.

😂

and he fell into a pond and drowned.

I really think considering how much our tax dollars pay for golf this would be perfect karma.

It is mind-blowing