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Beachnutt

(8,873 posts) Sat Jul 26, 2025, 07:00 AM Jul 26

Where is Alan Dershowitz

Wasn't he involved in the Epstein case, He stated that he kept his underwear on didn't he ?

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Where is Alan Dershowitz (Original Post) Beachnutt Jul 26 OP

Promising to keep his mouth shut for a good deal. Irish_Dem Jul 26 #1

I don't know where he is, The Wizard Jul 26 #2

He never said exactly what he kept his underwear on: maybe his head? struggle4progress Jul 26 #3

He's still free and out in the open RandiFan1290 Jul 26 #4

Alan is a fucking pervert pig gab13by13 Jul 26 #5

Nailed it malaise Jul 26 #6

Exactly! SheltieLover Jul 26 #7

Good morning SheltieLover malaise Jul 26 #8

Morning, Malaise SheltieLover Jul 26 #9

Still off pouting because the folks in Martha's Vinyard have been shunning him? GoCubsGo Jul 26 #10

Alan Douche Wits, or do you mean Capt. Underpants? TheBlackAdder Jul 26 #11

Irish_Dem

(75,516 posts)

1. Promising to keep his mouth shut for a good deal.

Reply to Beachnutt (Original post)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 07:04 AM

Jul 26

The Wizard

(13,409 posts)

2. I don't know where he is,

Reply to Beachnutt (Original post)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 07:05 AM

Jul 26

but when he steps into a courtroom it's legal malpractice.

struggle4progress

(124,680 posts)

3. He never said exactly what he kept his underwear on: maybe his head?

Reply to Beachnutt (Original post)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:04 AM

Jul 26

RandiFan1290

(6,617 posts)

4. He's still free and out in the open

Reply to Beachnutt (Original post)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:09 AM

Jul 26

He does the right wing radio circuit on iHeart radio defending his pals trump, epstein, and nutanyahoo.

gab13by13

(29,892 posts)

5. Alan is a fucking pervert pig

Reply to Beachnutt (Original post)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:22 AM

Jul 26

A 15 year old victim claimed that Dershowitz had sex with her several times at Epstein's mansion. Dershowitz responded by calling the 15 year old victim a prostitute who chose to be one.

malaise

(289,559 posts)

6. Nailed it

Reply to gab13by13 (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:27 AM

Jul 26

Funny how Bar Associations don’t kick them out.

Rec

SheltieLover

(74,014 posts)

7. Exactly!

Reply to malaise (Reply #6)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 09:10 AM

Jul 26

malaise

(289,559 posts)

8. Good morning SheltieLover

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #7)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 09:31 AM

Jul 26

😀

SheltieLover

(74,014 posts)

9. Morning, Malaise

Reply to malaise (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 09:32 AM

Jul 26

GoCubsGo

(34,393 posts)

10. Still off pouting because the folks in Martha's Vinyard have been shunning him?

Reply to Beachnutt (Original post)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 09:33 AM

Jul 26

Yes, his name showed up in the Epstein case. He's probably in hiding.

TheBlackAdder

(29,712 posts)

11. Alan Douche Wits, or do you mean Capt. Underpants?

Reply to Beachnutt (Original post)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 09:39 AM

Jul 26

Alan Dershowitz Reprises Role As Captain Underpants

You have the right to remain silent, Alan Dershowitz.

No one is making you run to the Wall Street Journal and remind (Opens in a new window) us again that you are up to your underpants — which you never took off! — in the Jeffrey Epstein mess.

https://abovethelaw.com/2025/07/alan-dershowitz-reprises-role-as-captain-underpants/

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