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Orrex

(65,655 posts) Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:02 AM Friday

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Is he dead yet?

Suplexed by a spandex-clad racist because he's all over the Epstien files?

Beaten to death with a mellifluous trumpet because he's all over the Epstien files?

Jumped into a wood chipper because he's all over the Epstien files?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Friday OP

This morning I would settle for some pain from swollen ankles. gordianot Friday #1

Insulted plaid...got laid out MiHale Friday #2

A knock on the door.......... twodogsbarking Friday #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Friday #4

Satan finally got tired of his incessant idiotic yammering and withdrew the life support LymphocyteLover Friday #5

Satan got pissed 'cause Trump was making him look good. twodogsbarking Friday #13

by comparison-- yes! LymphocyteLover Friday #30

Trying so hard to make the Epstein files disappear that he disappears too IronLionZion Friday #6

Ha! Works for me. electric_blue68 Friday #31

NO but malaise Friday #7

He visited South Park and... 2MuchNoise Friday #8

Bwaaaaah malaise Friday #9

Eviscerated by Muppets? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220509084 ) SheltieLover Friday #10

If he's dead, will we even KNOW?! hlthe2b Friday #11

Hands are too big. twodogsbarking Friday #12

True but this one can drive malaise Friday #26

But can it take the wheel from the Secret Service driver who was quoted as saying twodogsbarking Friday #28

Hehehe malaise Friday #32

Trump sued Bill Maher for stalling him an orangutan surfered Friday #17

Yeah... I feel confident... Now, Melania might have a case... LOL hlthe2b Friday #18

I guess it's the orange color surfered Friday #19

Alas, no. Beacool Friday #14

Today's meme CaptainTruth Friday #15

Fleeing Scottish protesters, Trump tragically enters James Bond's childhood home at Skyfall! surfered Friday #16

Assaulted by irate Scotsman after flipping up the Scot's kilt GopherGal Friday #22

Did they flog him with their, well, floggers? twodogsbarking Friday #29

Hulk Hogan is asking for Donald to come see him. RoeVWade Friday #20

Nobel Committee awards Steven Colbert the Peace Prize. jls4561 Friday #21

I'm personally waiting for this to happen! Initech Friday #23

Teensy wienie fell off due to terminal leprosy Wicked Blue Friday #24

Not yet, damn, just another day closer. republianmushroom Friday #25

We are just one clogged artery away LetMyPeopleVote Friday #27

gordianot

(15,636 posts)

1. This morning I would settle for some pain from swollen ankles.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:17 AM

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I wonder how he gets his socks on?

MiHale

(11,966 posts)

2. Insulted plaid...got laid out

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Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:23 AM

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twodogsbarking

(14,621 posts)

3. A knock on the door..........

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:35 AM

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niyad

(125,564 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:38 AM

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

LymphocyteLover

(8,410 posts)

5. Satan finally got tired of his incessant idiotic yammering and withdrew the life support

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:40 AM

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he was using to keep him alive

twodogsbarking

(14,621 posts)

13. Satan got pissed 'cause Trump was making him look good.

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #5)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 09:00 AM

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LymphocyteLover

(8,410 posts)

30. by comparison-- yes!

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #13)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 02:18 PM

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IronLionZion

(49,513 posts)

6. Trying so hard to make the Epstein files disappear that he disappears too

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Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:46 AM

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electric_blue68

(22,676 posts)

31. Ha! Works for me.

Reply to IronLionZion (Reply #6)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 02:32 PM

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malaise

(287,164 posts)

7. NO but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:53 AM

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given Epstein coming back from the grave, Jerome Powell handing him back his made up figures and South Park’s devastating “This is your life Mofo” season opening, his brain may be more swollen than those ankles this morning.

2MuchNoise

(332 posts)

8. He visited South Park and...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 08:26 AM

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Oh my God, they killed ~~Kenny~~ Donnie!

malaise

(287,164 posts)

9. Bwaaaaah

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #8)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 08:32 AM

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SheltieLover

(72,148 posts)

10. Eviscerated by Muppets? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220509084 )

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Fri Jul 25, 2025, 08:42 AM

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hlthe2b

(110,810 posts)

11. If he's dead, will we even KNOW?!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 08:50 AM

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Given his body double is already on the job?... (we do notice that Melania seems immensely 'satisfied' )

twodogsbarking

(14,621 posts)

12. Hands are too big.

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #11)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 08:58 AM

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malaise

(287,164 posts)

26. True but this one can drive

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #12)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 01:26 PM

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😂😂

twodogsbarking

(14,621 posts)

28. But can it take the wheel from the Secret Service driver who was quoted as saying

Reply to malaise (Reply #26)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 02:01 PM

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"Jesus, he took the wheel".

malaise

(287,164 posts)

32. Hehehe

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #28)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:15 PM

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😀

surfered

(8,188 posts)

17. Trump sued Bill Maher for stalling him an orangutan

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #11)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 10:11 AM

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He lost

hlthe2b

(110,810 posts)

18. Yeah... I feel confident... Now, Melania might have a case... LOL

Reply to surfered (Reply #17)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 10:14 AM

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surfered

(8,188 posts)

19. I guess it's the orange color

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #18)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 10:46 AM

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Beacool

(30,434 posts)

14. Alas, no.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 09:18 AM

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CaptainTruth

(7,796 posts)

15. Today's meme

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Fri Jul 25, 2025, 09:49 AM

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surfered

(8,188 posts)

16. Fleeing Scottish protesters, Trump tragically enters James Bond's childhood home at Skyfall!

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Fri Jul 25, 2025, 10:03 AM

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GopherGal

(2,541 posts)

22. Assaulted by irate Scotsman after flipping up the Scot's kilt

Reply to surfered (Reply #16)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 12:35 PM

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after Insisting it was "fake news" that Scots go commando underneath their kilts.

twodogsbarking

(14,621 posts)

29. Did they flog him with their, well, floggers?

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #22)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 02:03 PM

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RoeVWade

(596 posts)

20. Hulk Hogan is asking for Donald to come see him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 11:08 AM

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nt*

jls4561

(2,518 posts)

21. Nobel Committee awards Steven Colbert the Peace Prize.

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Fri Jul 25, 2025, 11:58 AM

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After his head blew up and Satan welcomed him to join his buddy Epstein, Mr Colbert hosted an interview with the Nobel committee on his show. The quote that made headlines:

The Scandinavian people believe that in order to secure peace and prosperity throughout the world, laughter should be encouraged and hatred discouraged. Therefore, we have formed an alliance to put this principle into practice. Denmark continues its work on strategically placed Legos near Kremlin windows.

Initech

(105,771 posts)

23. I'm personally waiting for this to happen!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 12:40 PM

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Wicked Blue

(8,149 posts)

24. Teensy wienie fell off due to terminal leprosy

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Fri Jul 25, 2025, 01:01 PM

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republianmushroom

(20,785 posts)

25. Not yet, damn, just another day closer.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 01:18 PM

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But it will be there at some point.

LetMyPeopleVote

(166,964 posts)

27. We are just one clogged artery away

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Fri Jul 25, 2025, 01:29 PM

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