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Orrex

(66,076 posts) Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:02 AM Jul 25

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Is he dead yet?

Suplexed by a spandex-clad racist because he's all over the Epstien files?

Beaten to death with a mellifluous trumpet because he's all over the Epstien files?

Jumped into a wood chipper because he's all over the Epstien files?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jul 25 OP

This morning I would settle for some pain from swollen ankles. gordianot Jul 25 #1

Insulted plaid...got laid out MiHale Jul 25 #2

A knock on the door.......... twodogsbarking Jul 25 #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 25 #4

Satan finally got tired of his incessant idiotic yammering and withdrew the life support LymphocyteLover Jul 25 #5

Satan got pissed 'cause Trump was making him look good. twodogsbarking Jul 25 #13

by comparison-- yes! LymphocyteLover Jul 25 #30

Trying so hard to make the Epstein files disappear that he disappears too IronLionZion Jul 25 #6

Ha! Works for me. electric_blue68 Jul 25 #31

NO but malaise Jul 25 #7

He visited South Park and... 2MuchNoise Jul 25 #8

Bwaaaaah malaise Jul 25 #9

Eviscerated by Muppets? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220509084 ) SheltieLover Jul 25 #10

If he's dead, will we even KNOW?! hlthe2b Jul 25 #11

Hands are too big. twodogsbarking Jul 25 #12

True but this one can drive malaise Jul 25 #26

But can it take the wheel from the Secret Service driver who was quoted as saying twodogsbarking Jul 25 #28

Hehehe malaise Jul 25 #32

Trump sued Bill Maher for stalling him an orangutan surfered Jul 25 #17

Yeah... I feel confident... Now, Melania might have a case... LOL hlthe2b Jul 25 #18

I guess it's the orange color surfered Jul 25 #19

Alas, no. Beacool Jul 25 #14

Today's meme CaptainTruth Jul 25 #15

Fleeing Scottish protesters, Trump tragically enters James Bond's childhood home at Skyfall! surfered Jul 25 #16

Assaulted by irate Scotsman after flipping up the Scot's kilt GopherGal Jul 25 #22

Did they flog him with their, well, floggers? twodogsbarking Jul 25 #29

Hulk Hogan is asking for Donald to come see him. RoeVWade Jul 25 #20

Nobel Committee awards Steven Colbert the Peace Prize. jls4561 Jul 25 #21

I'm personally waiting for this to happen! Initech Jul 25 #23

Teensy wienie fell off due to terminal leprosy Wicked Blue Jul 25 #24

Not yet, damn, just another day closer. republianmushroom Jul 25 #25

We are just one clogged artery away LetMyPeopleVote Jul 25 #27

gordianot

(15,664 posts)

1. This morning I would settle for some pain from swollen ankles.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:17 AM

Jul 25

I wonder how he gets his socks on?

MiHale

(12,173 posts)

2. Insulted plaid...got laid out

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:23 AM

Jul 25

twodogsbarking

(15,963 posts)

3. A knock on the door..........

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:35 AM

Jul 25

niyad

(127,469 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:38 AM

Jul 25

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

LymphocyteLover

(8,800 posts)

5. Satan finally got tired of his incessant idiotic yammering and withdrew the life support

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:40 AM

Jul 25

he was using to keep him alive

twodogsbarking

(15,963 posts)

13. Satan got pissed 'cause Trump was making him look good.

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #5)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 09:00 AM

Jul 25

LymphocyteLover

(8,800 posts)

30. by comparison-- yes!

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #13)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 02:18 PM

Jul 25

IronLionZion

(49,951 posts)

6. Trying so hard to make the Epstein files disappear that he disappears too

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:46 AM

Jul 25

electric_blue68

(24,010 posts)

31. Ha! Works for me.

Reply to IronLionZion (Reply #6)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 02:32 PM

Jul 25

malaise

(289,438 posts)

7. NO but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:53 AM

Jul 25

given Epstein coming back from the grave, Jerome Powell handing him back his made up figures and South Park’s devastating “This is your life Mofo” season opening, his brain may be more swollen than those ankles this morning.

2MuchNoise

(494 posts)

8. He visited South Park and...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 08:26 AM

Jul 25

Oh my God, they killed ~~Kenny~~ Donnie!

malaise

(289,438 posts)

9. Bwaaaaah

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #8)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 08:32 AM

Jul 25

SheltieLover

(73,855 posts)

10. Eviscerated by Muppets? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220509084 )

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 08:42 AM

Jul 25

hlthe2b

(111,451 posts)

11. If he's dead, will we even KNOW?!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 08:50 AM

Jul 25

Given his body double is already on the job?... (we do notice that Melania seems immensely 'satisfied' )

twodogsbarking

(15,963 posts)

12. Hands are too big.

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #11)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 08:58 AM

Jul 25

malaise

(289,438 posts)

26. True but this one can drive

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #12)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 01:26 PM

Jul 25

😂😂

twodogsbarking

(15,963 posts)

28. But can it take the wheel from the Secret Service driver who was quoted as saying

Reply to malaise (Reply #26)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 02:01 PM

Jul 25

"Jesus, he took the wheel".

malaise

(289,438 posts)

32. Hehehe

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #28)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 07:15 PM

Jul 25

😀

surfered

(9,381 posts)

17. Trump sued Bill Maher for stalling him an orangutan

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #11)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 10:11 AM

Jul 25

He lost

hlthe2b

(111,451 posts)

18. Yeah... I feel confident... Now, Melania might have a case... LOL

Reply to surfered (Reply #17)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 10:14 AM

Jul 25

surfered

(9,381 posts)

19. I guess it's the orange color

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #18)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 10:46 AM

Jul 25

Beacool

(30,455 posts)

14. Alas, no.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 09:18 AM

Jul 25

CaptainTruth

(7,896 posts)

15. Today's meme

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 09:49 AM

Jul 25

surfered

(9,381 posts)

16. Fleeing Scottish protesters, Trump tragically enters James Bond's childhood home at Skyfall!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 10:03 AM

Jul 25

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GopherGal

(2,607 posts)

22. Assaulted by irate Scotsman after flipping up the Scot's kilt

Reply to surfered (Reply #16)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 12:35 PM

Jul 25

after Insisting it was "fake news" that Scots go commando underneath their kilts.

twodogsbarking

(15,963 posts)

29. Did they flog him with their, well, floggers?

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #22)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 02:03 PM

Jul 25

RoeVWade

(677 posts)

20. Hulk Hogan is asking for Donald to come see him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 11:08 AM

Jul 25

nt*

jls4561

(2,724 posts)

21. Nobel Committee awards Steven Colbert the Peace Prize.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 11:58 AM

Jul 25

After his head blew up and Satan welcomed him to join his buddy Epstein, Mr Colbert hosted an interview with the Nobel committee on his show. The quote that made headlines:

The Scandinavian people believe that in order to secure peace and prosperity throughout the world, laughter should be encouraged and hatred discouraged. Therefore, we have formed an alliance to put this principle into practice. Denmark continues its work on strategically placed Legos near Kremlin windows.

Initech

(106,395 posts)

23. I'm personally waiting for this to happen!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 12:40 PM

Jul 25

Wicked Blue

(8,253 posts)

24. Teensy wienie fell off due to terminal leprosy

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 01:01 PM

Jul 25

republianmushroom

(21,453 posts)

25. Not yet, damn, just another day closer.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 01:18 PM

Jul 25

But it will be there at some point.

LetMyPeopleVote

(170,226 posts)

27. We are just one clogged artery away

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 01:29 PM

Jul 25

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