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Orrex

(65,561 posts) Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:43 AM 16 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Targeted by numerous personal fouls by The Washington Commanders?

Beaten to a pulp with baseball bats by each of The Cleveland Commanders?

Internally gored to death by his kidney stones' antlers?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 16 hrs ago OP

Hoisted by his own petard? SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #1

Wow Orrex 16 hrs ago #6

It sure would be, but I favor your 2nd offering. SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #7

No malaise 16 hrs ago #2

"Nooooooooo?!" hlthe2b 16 hrs ago #3

Exactly how most of the world feels, no doubt SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #9

He's bloated EYESORE 9001 16 hrs ago #4

Get back he's gonna BLOW! Blue Owl 11 hrs ago #21

One wafer-thin mint ... Metaphorical 10 hrs ago #29

Just like that beached whale Blue Full Moon 9 hrs ago #30

Biff Spraytannen needs to pull himself up by his Foley and get his... Hugin 16 hrs ago #5

After seeing this photo, ICE agents detained the President and deported him to Sudan. surfered 16 hrs ago #8

Bazinga! You win the thread! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #10

Thank you, but you guys win everyday! surfered 14 hrs ago #14

We all win every day, but the big win is yet to come! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #15

Freaking hilarious malaise 13 hrs ago #20

LOL... We all wish... hlthe2b 11 hrs ago #22

He's a mob boss, pretty sure he has done business with them Blue Full Moon 9 hrs ago #31

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 15 hrs ago #11

Another day, no bubbly. Wtf is slobby waiting for? SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #17

Yes, please. I am parched! niyad 10 hrs ago #23

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #26

Absolutely understand! niyad 10 hrs ago #27

Soon... SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #28

Not last night, huh, lord. Well how about today ? republianmushroom 15 hrs ago #12

Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaaaaah gave him a shave with a straight razor. Slippy, slippy. twodogsbarking 14 hrs ago #13

Nope Gimpyknee 14 hrs ago #16

Did any Texans vote for this? Torchlight 10 hrs ago #25

No, but i heard that God has received bluestarone 13 hrs ago #18

Boys in the news room got a running bet. Get the widow on the set. Marcuse 13 hrs ago #19

I'm still waiting for this... ShazzieB 10 hrs ago #24

SheltieLover

(71,768 posts)

1. Hoisted by his own petard?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:45 AM

16 hrs ago

Flipped yak fuzz upon learning Nature's sights were off? ( https://democraticunderground.com/110322707 )

Pummeled by the tens of thousands of low income seniors left adrift, facing Medicaid work requirements, without resources to attain said work? (
https://democraticunderground.com/100220499922 )

Orrex

(65,561 posts)

6. Wow

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 10:04 AM

16 hrs ago

Golf-related death has been a popular contender in these threads since the beginning. How particularly fantastic would that be?

SheltieLover

(71,768 posts)

7. It sure would be, but I favor your 2nd offering.

Reply to Orrex (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 10:12 AM

16 hrs ago

Any one will do. Just one. Now!

malaise

(286,770 posts)

2. No

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:46 AM

16 hrs ago

but the ghost of Epstein is tugging at his swollen ankles

hlthe2b

(110,696 posts)

3. "Nooooooooo?!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:48 AM

16 hrs ago

"...damn... "

SheltieLover

(71,768 posts)

9. Exactly how most of the world feels, no doubt

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 10:23 AM

16 hrs ago

EYESORE 9001

(28,585 posts)

4. He's bloated

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:57 AM

16 hrs ago

It’s a start.

Blue Owl

(56,710 posts)

21. Get back he's gonna BLOW!

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 03:12 PM

11 hrs ago

Metaphorical

(2,472 posts)

29. One wafer-thin mint ...

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #21)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 04:17 PM

10 hrs ago

Blue Full Moon

(2,461 posts)

30. Just like that beached whale

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #21)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 04:40 PM

9 hrs ago

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Hugin

(36,613 posts)

5. Biff Spraytannen needs to pull himself up by his Foley and get his...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:58 AM

16 hrs ago

Ass out there detailing my truck. No more of this malingering!

It says so right there in the BOHICA Law.

surfered

(7,992 posts)

8. After seeing this photo, ICE agents detained the President and deported him to Sudan.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 10:12 AM

16 hrs ago

One agent said, “He was obviously an illegal immigrant as his English was so bad and Sudan seemed the most likely country he came from as his skin color matched the desert soil.”