Blow a fucking gasket, slobby!

She lived to be 98.

But if you look closely at where both ankles overlap shoes, there appears to be a sharp line defining both.

I don't think that's all swelling tbh. More like some medical device.

We're probably stuck with him hauling his decrepit old ass around for years, refusing to die, just to make us miserable.

They may have dramatically decreased quality of life, but the afflicted can hang on a very long time.

Issues. Watching a movie about how they pick who gets a heart and they ended up picking older guy who was paying hospital millions of dollars....something like that....

Answer: No.

Dick Cheney is 84

...The traitor knows it.

Which is nice.

Obviously, he needs to consume more grease and fat so the insides of his arteries will get slick and let that blood flow freely.

which indicates he must have stubbornly high cholesterol readings. Reportedly the only other medicine he takes is daily aspirin.

I would think someone his age who is as overweight as he is would likely have high blood pressure

He's taking 2 statins and no blood pressure meds? That's a stretch...but then they don't bother with facts, do they?

Hell, I’ll contribute!

... on whether or not he makes it to the half-way mark of his 2nd term? Those ankles are BAD!

are tied, is disturbing. Where was this image taken, because it was not our Oval Office, as that is clearly a numbered stadium seat of some kind?

Side note: why is that bottle of diet coke (and I thought he drank cans of that crap???) on the floor?

like the Big, Shitty Bill, and his mountain of executive orders, it sure looks like they don't expect him to be around for very long.

I wonder if he wears compression socks.

I have to wear them for long airplane flights and probably should on long car or train trips as well.

He can't even tie his shoes.

Yo Dumbass! Dump the stupid hat and get some Sketchers.