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Orrex

(65,648 posts) Wed Jul 16, 2025, 07:12 AM Jul 16

Is he dead yet?

Last edited Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:52 AM - Edit history (1)

Asked Grok whether he could save time by using his hair dryer in the bathtub?

Shivved in the shower after his role in the Epstein scheme was revealed?

Fatal MRSA infection from repeated clandestine IV insertions in his puffy, makeup-caked hand?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jul 16 OP

Screaming into the void.... MiHale Jul 16 #1

No but he continues to lie like a corpse malaise Jul 16 #2

That's what his tombstone should say-- "here he lies forever" LymphocyteLover Jul 16 #46

Perfect or malaise Jul 16 #47

Followed shitler 1's exit strategy prior to the 7/17 enormous protest? SheltieLover Jul 16 #3

Fried to a crisp by faulty autopen? malaise Jul 16 #9

I like that. Have some ice cream. twodogsbarking Jul 16 #12

I'll bring marshmallows and some sticks surfered Jul 16 #39

Chocolate & graham crackers covered here SheltieLover Jul 16 #40

One can dream, right? SheltieLover Jul 16 #19

Indeed 😀 malaise Jul 16 #25

Reminds me of a fantastic book "The Dreaming Universe," by SheltieLover Jul 16 #30

All of them, all at once. niyad Jul 16 #16

Yes, Please!!! SheltieLover Jul 16 #20

Now, you're just showing off! surfered Jul 16 #38

Oh no! SheltieLover Jul 16 #51

This message was self-deleted by its author surfered Jul 16 #44

Extra Bwahs! electric_blue68 Jul 16 #50

So many possibilities & we just need one. SheltieLover Jul 16 #53

He's dead inside even if his mortal shell continues to function LymphocyteLover Jul 16 #4

Ha! Good one. Joinfortmill Jul 16 #5

That could explain the face paint. calimary Jul 16 #26

No, but he smells like it. BWdem4life Jul 16 #6

The Bonnie and Clyde ending scene but with Trump and Bondi. twodogsbarking Jul 16 #7

Bondi and drumroll... malaise Jul 16 #10

Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 16 #22

For those who are not aware ......... twodogsbarking Jul 16 #29

Rounded-up by ICE Seinan Sensei Jul 16 #8

Yes please!!! SheltieLover Jul 16 #23

Today, I was thinking of intestinal blockage. no_hypocrisy Jul 16 #11

Been there, done that. Confirm it's painful. eppur_se_muova Jul 16 #13

"anticipating the coming celebrations..." hlthe2b Jul 16 #14

They need some popcorn to go with that cheese SheltieLover Jul 16 #24

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 16 #15

But the day is still young... SheltieLover Jul 16 #27

Dead to me. NT mwooldri Jul 16 #17

Maybe not today Marthe48 Jul 16 #18

All of the above please!!! SheltieLover Jul 16 #28

Nope Gimpyknee Jul 16 #21

Can't wait for them to put him on malaise Jul 16 #31

Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Jul 16 #32

Tripped and fell into the 500 tons of burning food pile for hungry kids Blue Owl Jul 16 #33

YES!!! niyad Jul 16 #34

Excellent! surfered Jul 16 #37

I was thinking he "Mr Creosote"-d after trying to eat the entire pile himself GopherGal Jul 16 #49

Died from a letter bomb from angry Ted Kaczynski after claiming Kaczynski went to MIT, when he actually attended Harvard surfered Jul 16 #35

I didn't know until today, how 'bout y'all? twodogsbarking Jul 16 #41

New to me as well. niyad Jul 16 #43

No worries surfered Jul 16 #36

Understatement of the century SheltieLover Jul 16 #48

Not last night, damn, by the looks of him Lord republianmushroom Jul 16 #42

He bdamomma Jul 16 #45

And his replacement would be just as bad Eliot Rosewater Jul 16 #52

My other thought is that the successor won't necessarily inherit his KKKult. Orrex Jul 16 #54

What I think every time I see one of these threads.... ShazzieB Jul 16 #55

MiHale

(11,964 posts)

1. Screaming into the void....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 07:16 AM

Jul 16

FUCK NO!

malaise

(287,131 posts)

2. No but he continues to lie like a corpse

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 07:19 AM

Jul 16

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20487750

LymphocyteLover

(8,409 posts)

46. That's what his tombstone should say-- "here he lies forever"

Reply to malaise (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 02:26 PM

Jul 16

malaise

(287,131 posts)

47. Perfect or

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #46)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 03:02 PM

Jul 16

Here he continues to lie as he did in life. 😂

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

3. Followed shitler 1's exit strategy prior to the 7/17 enormous protest?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 07:30 AM

Jul 16

Mistaken for roadkill, scraped up by wildlife crews & heaved into dumpster?

Fried to a crisp by faulty autopen?

Poisoned by fake, lead-contaminated, tacky gold stuff he can'f keep his grimey mitts off of?

History caught up with him & beat him to an orange pulp of goo?

Unplanned disassembly, compliments of soccer players whose trophy & medal he stole?

Unplanned assistance exiting via window of brand new FIFA office in dump tower the day after being allowed to steal the team's trophy & medal?

Died of shock after addled brain caused him to tell the truth for once?

Skewered with pitchfork for causing tons of food to be destroyed instead of distributing it?

Vaccum created by mass exoxus from DOJ sucked him through a vortex & into a black hole for recycling? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132281430 )

Caught between hogbreath & DOGE's Weiss having a spat? ( https://democraticunderground.com/117816946 )

malaise

(287,131 posts)

9. Fried to a crisp by faulty autopen?

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 08:10 AM

Jul 16

😂😂😀😂

twodogsbarking

(14,618 posts)

12. I like that. Have some ice cream.

Reply to malaise (Reply #9)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 08:26 AM

Jul 16

surfered

(8,169 posts)

39. I'll bring marshmallows and some sticks

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #12)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 11:08 AM

Jul 16

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

40. Chocolate & graham crackers covered here

Reply to surfered (Reply #39)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 11:09 AM

Jul 16

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

19. One can dream, right?

Reply to malaise (Reply #9)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:51 AM

Jul 16

malaise

(287,131 posts)

25. Indeed 😀

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #19)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:56 AM

Jul 16

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

30. Reminds me of a fantastic book "The Dreaming Universe," by

Reply to malaise (Reply #25)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 10:03 AM

Jul 16

Fred Alan Wolf.

About how we dream matter into form, from a physicist's perspective. Highly rec it.

Hold the vision!

niyad

(125,554 posts)

16. All of them, all at once.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:22 AM

Jul 16

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

20. Yes, Please!!!

Reply to niyad (Reply #16)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:52 AM

Jul 16

Brst idea ever!!!

surfered

(8,169 posts)

38. Now, you're just showing off!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 11:07 AM

Jul 16

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

51. Oh no!

Reply to surfered (Reply #38)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 07:59 PM

Jul 16

Just daydreaming...

So many possibilitied & we only need one!

Response to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

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electric_blue68

(22,656 posts)

50. Extra Bwahs!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 07:52 PM

Jul 16

Poisoned by fake, lead-contaminated, tacky gold stuff he can'f keep his grimey mitts off of.

History caught up with him & beat him to an orange pulp of goo?

Unplanned disassembly, compliments of soccer players whose trophy & medal he stole?

Oh! Do your thing History!

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

53. So many possibilities & we just need one.

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #50)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 08:00 PM

Jul 16

Just one.

LymphocyteLover

(8,409 posts)

4. He's dead inside even if his mortal shell continues to function

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 07:31 AM

Jul 16

Joinfortmill

(18,662 posts)

5. Ha! Good one.

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #4)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 07:48 AM

Jul 16

calimary

(87,167 posts)

26. That could explain the face paint.

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #4)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:57 AM

Jul 16

BWdem4life

(2,583 posts)

6. No, but he smells like it.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 07:59 AM

Jul 16

Or so they say...

twodogsbarking

(14,618 posts)

7. The Bonnie and Clyde ending scene but with Trump and Bondi.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 08:01 AM

Jul 16

malaise

(287,131 posts)

10. Bondi and drumroll...

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #7)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 08:12 AM

Jul 16

Lied 😀

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

22. Hahaha!

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #7)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:53 AM

Jul 16

Good one!

twodogsbarking

(14,618 posts)

29. For those who are not aware .........

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #22)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 10:01 AM

Jul 16

Seinan Sensei

(1,079 posts)

8. Rounded-up by ICE

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 08:08 AM

Jul 16

Not because he was brown
But because he was orange. 🍊

Then was disappeared to South Sudan

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

23. Yes please!!!

Reply to Seinan Sensei (Reply #8)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:54 AM

Jul 16

no_hypocrisy

(52,387 posts)

11. Today, I was thinking of intestinal blockage.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 08:14 AM

Jul 16

eppur_se_muova

(39,543 posts)

13. Been there, done that. Confirm it's painful.

Reply to no_hypocrisy (Reply #11)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:01 AM

Jul 16

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I just hope in his case it's brought on by the pressure of a greatly enlarged kidney due to an infected kidney stone.

Oh, I had a kidney stone too. Likewise hurts.

Infected kidney stone has been rated "most painful condition" by medical experts, possibly more painful than childbirth, according to some women who have experienced both. Two varieties: infection causes stone to form, or blockage by stone leads to infection. Turnip can try them both out. High risk of sepsis either way.

hlthe2b

(110,797 posts)

14. "anticipating the coming celebrations..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:12 AM

Jul 16

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

24. They need some popcorn to go with that cheese

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #14)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:56 AM

Jul 16

niyad

(125,554 posts)

15. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:19 AM

Jul 16

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

27. But the day is still young...

Reply to niyad (Reply #15)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:57 AM

Jul 16

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

mwooldri

(10,667 posts)

17. Dead to me. NT

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:29 AM

Jul 16

Marthe48

(21,368 posts)

18. Maybe not today

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:40 AM

Jul 16

but when he does, maybe the ticker on the death count will stop.

In the meantime, fantasies and happy endings that come to mind:
Force fed ashes from incinerated protein bars till he chokes on them. Although, if you told the ignoramus it was food, he'd cram it all into his bottomless maw.
Or an air bubble injected into the back of his swollen hand
Or stroke
Or UTI from consistently dirty adult diapers

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

28. All of the above please!!!

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #18)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:59 AM

Jul 16

Gimpyknee

(421 posts)

21. Nope

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:52 AM

Jul 16

malaise

(287,131 posts)

31. Can't wait for them to put him on

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #21)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 10:04 AM

Jul 16

ICE

Marcuse

(8,570 posts)

32. Get the widow on the set.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 10:30 AM

Jul 16

Blue Owl

(56,802 posts)

33. Tripped and fell into the 500 tons of burning food pile for hungry kids

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 10:35 AM

Jul 16

niyad

(125,554 posts)

34. YES!!!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #33)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 10:50 AM

Jul 16

surfered

(8,169 posts)

37. Excellent!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #33)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 11:03 AM

Jul 16

GopherGal

(2,541 posts)

49. I was thinking he "Mr Creosote"-d after trying to eat the entire pile himself

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #33)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 05:40 PM

Jul 16

... just so that the kids couldn't have it.
But, alas, no one had a "wafer-thin mint" to offer him.

Trigger warning for the weak of stomach:

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surfered

(8,169 posts)

35. Died from a letter bomb from angry Ted Kaczynski after claiming Kaczynski went to MIT, when he actually attended Harvard

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 10:59 AM

Jul 16

twodogsbarking

(14,618 posts)

41. I didn't know until today, how 'bout y'all?

Reply to surfered (Reply #35)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 11:15 AM

Jul 16

FBI's code name for the Kaczynski case: UNABOM, which stands for UNiversity and Airline BOMbing.

niyad

(125,554 posts)

43. New to me as well.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #41)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 11:23 AM

Jul 16

surfered

(8,169 posts)

36. No worries

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 11:03 AM

Jul 16

It’s just not soon enough

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)

48. Understatement of the century

Reply to surfered (Reply #36)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 03:36 PM

Jul 16

republianmushroom

(20,775 posts)

42. Not last night, damn, by the looks of him Lord

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 11:21 AM

Jul 16

it maybe greater mercy. Just a day closer.

bdamomma

(68,901 posts)

45. He

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 12:02 PM

Jul 16

should be. His health is deteriorating; he's a sick ole fuck!!!!

Eliot Rosewater

(33,248 posts)

52. And his replacement would be just as bad

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 08:00 PM

Jul 16

The only saving grace to someone taking over after piece of shit dies is maybe that someone fires Kennedy before he kills millions of us which he will do this winter if he still in charge

Orrex

(65,648 posts)

54. My other thought is that the successor won't necessarily inherit his KKKult.

Reply to Eliot Rosewater (Reply #52)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 08:09 PM

Jul 16

That sort of transition would require him to make a more or less formal hand-off in anticipation of his own demise, which seems fundamentally contrary to his own delusions of perfection.

ShazzieB

(21,206 posts)

55. What I think every time I see one of these threads....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 09:34 PM

Jul 16

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