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Orrex

(65,591 posts) Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:15 AM Jul 15

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Is he dead yet?

"Disappeared" by Chelsea after the World Cup Trophy presentation?

Suicide after visiting Ghislaine Maxwell while cameras mysteriously malfunctioned and the guards were asleep?

Died from complications from his curiously over-inflated hand?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jul 15 OP

Kirk offed him... MiHale Jul 15 #1

choked on a mc nugget... samnsara Jul 15 #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 15 #3

Cankles superpatriotman Jul 15 #4

For my 70th birthday, I only wanted one thing... SheltieLover Jul 15 #5

Happy Birthday? surfered Jul 15 #17

Thx! The big 7-0. Now I feel old. SheltieLover Jul 15 #22

Any birthday with a zero in it is a big deal, but what are you gonna do? surfered Jul 15 #27

Not a damned thing else we can do. SheltieLover Jul 15 #31

Remember -- GopherGal Jul 15 #36

Always my goal! SheltieLover Jul 15 #37

Attacked by a flock of flamigos. They kicked the sheet right out. twodogsbarking Jul 15 #6

Killed by salmonella on the onions on his Big Mac, having fired... NNadir Jul 15 #7

Accidentally bludgeoned multiple times over the head with a World Cup trophy? Oopsie Daisy Jul 15 #8

Beaten to a pulp by soccer hooligans? nt Dulcinea Jul 15 #30

No but we're not the only ones who want to celebrate his departure malaise Jul 15 #9

It is hard to imagine. gordianot Jul 15 #10

Blew a gasket screaming "STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!" 2MuchNoise Jul 15 #11

Nice! Orrex Jul 15 #15

Texas has lots of festivals and activities. Rump should get an honorary invitation to the event in txwhitedove Jul 15 #12

Falling all the way down the long stairs from AF1 with cameras to document the event. LaRaven Jul 15 #13

How many REPEAT views do you think that would get? johnnyfins Jul 15 #28

Zillions! SheltieLover Jul 15 #32

Invite him to dedicate a children's day camp in a Texas floodplain generalbetrayus Jul 15 #14

Hmm, they're still searching for those swept away, so a bit harsh. txwhitedove Jul 15 #16

I think there was more flooding in that area again, too. SheltieLover Jul 15 #24

Yes, hampering searches.., that and the fact that bodies, cars, trailers, moved miles downnstream txwhitedove Jul 15 #25

OMG! Heartbreaking! SheltieLover Jul 15 #26

Assassinated by Putin for ending their Bromance surfered Jul 15 #18

Devoured while seeking the golf ball needed to cheat his way to his next "championship?" hlthe2b Jul 15 #19

HA HA HA! SheltieLover Jul 15 #23

That would be poetic if he got attacked by johnnyfins Jul 15 #29

Bwaaaaah malaise Jul 15 #34

Not last night, damn, just a day closer, republianmushroom Jul 15 #20

Yearning for that moment when it's announced..... Blue Owl Jul 15 #21

Hands down, it's getting closer. 😀😀 malaise Jul 15 #35

Stabbed in the ear with an autopen Wicked Blue Jul 15 #33

MiHale

(11,932 posts)

1. Kirk offed him...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:22 AM

Jul 15

For making him look like an idiot.

samnsara

(18,583 posts)

2. choked on a mc nugget...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:27 AM

Jul 15

.....or offed by that 'floating blood clot'....inching its way toward a major artery .....tick tick tick....

niyad

(125,349 posts)

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:55 AM

Jul 15

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

superpatriotman

(6,726 posts)

4. Cankles

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:57 AM

Jul 15

Are the new black.

SheltieLover

(71,926 posts)

5. For my 70th birthday, I only wanted one thing...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:57 AM

Jul 15

Laughed off world stage for most ridiculois tariff letter, fell & broke his fake stolen crown? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220485724 )

Keeled over from a very rare dose of reality? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132281325 )

Died from sleep deprivation following years of haunting by Ivana & now epstein?

surfered

(8,045 posts)

17. Happy Birthday?

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #5)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 10:28 AM

Jul 15

SheltieLover

(71,926 posts)

22. Thx! The big 7-0. Now I feel old.

Reply to surfered (Reply #17)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 11:32 AM

Jul 15

surfered

(8,045 posts)

27. Any birthday with a zero in it is a big deal, but what are you gonna do?

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #22)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 01:05 PM

Jul 15

Keep on keeping on!🎂😄

SheltieLover

(71,926 posts)

31. Not a damned thing else we can do.

Reply to surfered (Reply #27)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 01:32 PM

Jul 15

Hold the vision!

GopherGal

(2,534 posts)

36. Remember --

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #31)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 03:37 PM

Jul 15

Hang in there to cancel out a MAGAt voter!

SheltieLover

(71,926 posts)

37. Always my goal!

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #36)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 03:48 PM

Jul 15

twodogsbarking

(14,514 posts)

6. Attacked by a flock of flamigos. They kicked the sheet right out.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:58 AM

Jul 15

NNadir

(36,196 posts)

7. Killed by salmonella on the onions on his Big Mac, having fired...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 08:19 AM

Jul 15

...the CDC scientists charged with monitoring it.

Oopsie Daisy

(6,199 posts)

8. Accidentally bludgeoned multiple times over the head with a World Cup trophy?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 08:21 AM

Jul 15

Dulcinea

(8,775 posts)

30. Beaten to a pulp by soccer hooligans? nt

Reply to Oopsie Daisy (Reply #8)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 01:20 PM

Jul 15

malaise

(286,915 posts)

9. No but we're not the only ones who want to celebrate his departure

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 08:24 AM

Jul 15

from the stage

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220485858

gordianot

(15,632 posts)

10. It is hard to imagine.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 08:40 AM

Jul 15

There must be something in the Epstein files that would embarrass him to death.

2MuchNoise

(309 posts)

11. Blew a gasket screaming "STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 09:15 AM

Jul 15

Orrex

(65,591 posts)

15. Nice!

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #11)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 10:20 AM

Jul 15

txwhitedove

(4,151 posts)

12. Texas has lots of festivals and activities. Rump should get an honorary invitation to the event in

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 09:48 AM

Jul 15

Mesquite, TX this month. His usual crumpled bluey suit, long red tie and makeup are perfect. I can't wait to see him negotiate with the rodeo bull. Hmmm, and hide those barrels.

LaRaven

(170 posts)

13. Falling all the way down the long stairs from AF1 with cameras to document the event.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 10:03 AM

Jul 15

johnnyfins

(2,472 posts)

28. How many REPEAT views do you think that would get?

Reply to LaRaven (Reply #13)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 01:17 PM

Jul 15

SheltieLover

(71,926 posts)

32. Zillions!

Reply to johnnyfins (Reply #28)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 01:33 PM

Jul 15

generalbetrayus

(1,092 posts)

14. Invite him to dedicate a children's day camp in a Texas floodplain

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 10:06 AM

Jul 15

and burst an upstream dam?

Too soon?

txwhitedove

(4,151 posts)

16. Hmm, they're still searching for those swept away, so a bit harsh.

Reply to generalbetrayus (Reply #14)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 10:21 AM

Jul 15

SheltieLover

(71,926 posts)

24. I think there was more flooding in that area again, too.

Reply to txwhitedove (Reply #16)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 11:34 AM

Jul 15

txwhitedove

(4,151 posts)

25. Yes, hampering searches.., that and the fact that bodies, cars, trailers, moved miles downnstream

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #24)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 11:39 AM

Jul 15

by the water, are now under as much as 27 feet of gravel and debri. They are using dogs and sonar. I just watched news.... 😪

SheltieLover

(71,926 posts)

26. OMG! Heartbreaking!

Reply to txwhitedove (Reply #25)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 11:41 AM

Jul 15

I've avoided all but the headlines.

surfered

(8,045 posts)

18. Assassinated by Putin for ending their Bromance

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 10:32 AM

Jul 15

They’re still trying to determine if he fell out a window or died of polonium poisoning in his Diet Coke

hlthe2b

(110,727 posts)

19. Devoured while seeking the golf ball needed to cheat his way to his next "championship?"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 11:07 AM

Jul 15

SheltieLover

(71,926 posts)

23. HA HA HA!

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #19)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 11:33 AM

Jul 15

Perfect!

johnnyfins

(2,472 posts)

29. That would be poetic if he got attacked by

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #19)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 01:18 PM

Jul 15

a gator.

malaise

(286,915 posts)

34. Bwaaaaah

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #19)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 03:32 PM

Jul 15

😂😂😂

republianmushroom

(20,721 posts)

20. Not last night, damn, just a day closer,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 11:15 AM

Jul 15

A little disappointed, but we will get there.

Blue Owl

(56,750 posts)

21. Yearning for that moment when it's announced.....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 11:20 AM

Jul 15

malaise

(286,915 posts)

35. Hands down, it's getting closer. 😀😀

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #21)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 03:33 PM

Jul 15

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220486823

Wicked Blue

(8,140 posts)

33. Stabbed in the ear with an autopen

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jul 15, 2025, 03:05 PM

Jul 15

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