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Orrex

(66,090 posts) Sun Jul 13, 2025, 08:55 AM Jul 13

Is he dead yet?

Stroked out in panic over MAGAts finding out he's on Epstein's list?

Stroked out in panic over Rosie O'Donnell calling him out for being on Epstein's list?

Stroked out in panic after AOC mocked him for being on Epstein's list?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jul 13 OP
Watched "A League of Their Own" SocialDemocrat61 Jul 13 #1
Choked to death after watching Epstein's brother malaise Jul 13 #2
Does King Joffrey drink anything else beside Diet Coke in a can? dalton99a Jul 13 #3
I had no idea who King Joffrey was, so I just looked him up. The wiki niyad Jul 13 #8
President Miller served tea... SheltieLover Jul 13 #4
Well done! surfered Jul 13 #11
Ty! This is 2 days worth. SheltieLover Jul 13 #18
Truly impressive. niyad Jul 13 #16
No off switch on the muses... SheltieLover Jul 13 #19
One must honour one's muses! niyad Jul 13 #22
Well, yes, but one musn't take over the most popular thread on DU either SheltieLover Jul 13 #24
Any one will do malaise Jul 13 #25
I agree, Malaise! SheltieLover Jul 13 #26
"Come closer, my love!" hlthe2b Jul 13 #5
Bwaaaah malaise Jul 13 #7
Wahaha! SheltieLover Jul 13 #9
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 13 #6
So unfair... SheltieLover Jul 13 #12
It certainly is!! niyad Jul 13 #13
Soooon. And I don't mean Biblically "soon!" SheltieLover Jul 13 #20
Not geologically soon, either. Hugin Jul 13 #33
Precisely! SheltieLover Jul 13 #34
"...But you're older /Shorter of breath Dulcinea Jul 13 #49
DON'T TALK ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!! Brainfodder Jul 13 #10
Make America Great Again surfered Jul 13 #14
Burned his own maga hat but forgot to take it off first. 2MuchNoise Jul 13 #15
Snicker!!! niyad Jul 13 #17
That would be a sight to behold! SheltieLover Jul 13 #21
Hehehehe malaise Jul 13 #27
Magats torched slob's hat, yak fuzz melted and, well, imagine... SheltieLover Jul 13 #23
I ask that question not daily, but hourly. Ocelot II Jul 13 #28
I literally checked numerous times per day during the 1st 4 yr SheltieLover Jul 13 #30
And for me, it's always in the voice of Bart Simpson Blue Owl Jul 13 #51
... SheltieLover Jul 13 #53
i want to do my victory dane when he croaks. AllaN01Bear Jul 13 #46
MAGA guy set Red Hat on fire... MiHale Jul 13 #29
Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 13 #32
Hey, SheltieLover... MiHale Jul 13 #35
Hi MiHale SheltieLover Jul 13 #37
even if he died et tu Jul 13 #31
Frightened into a fatal stroke by the ghost of Epstein looming over him Wicked Blue Jul 13 #36
Torched by a laser from the iron dome defense? 58Sunliner Jul 13 #38
Chokes on Epstein files he has been eating. Sneederbunk Jul 13 #39
Ha! Joinfortmill Jul 13 #43
Slow acting poison on the maxi pad Marthe48 Jul 13 #40
The bad news, not last night, damn, the good news republianmushroom Jul 13 #41
No, sigh. Joinfortmill Jul 13 #42
Not yet, but he Gordcanuck Jul 13 #44
I....er, someone strapped him on an innertube to shove him in middle of Guadalupe River during txwhitedove Jul 13 #45
he wants to deport rosie . good luck and i will sing the ding dong song. AllaN01Bear Jul 13 #47
Please do not insult witches that way. He has nothing to do with the niyad Jul 13 #50
The BBC & Al Jezera has not announced it today. So I guess not as of 11:46 eastern US time irisblue Jul 13 #48
To quote Piglet: "Fuck." SheltieLover Jul 13 #54
Stack of heavy Epstein file boxes tipped over on him in the Mag a Lardo bathroom Blue Owl Jul 13 #52

niyad

(127,527 posts)
8. I had no idea who King Joffrey was, so I just looked him up. The wiki
Reply to dalton99a (Reply #3)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 09:23 AM
Jul 13

paragraph on his character description was depressingly accurate.

SheltieLover

(73,945 posts)
4. President Miller served tea...
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 09:14 AM
Jul 13

Whiplash from doing the TACO thing.

Pummeled by angry Texans suffering flood damage at the hands of greedy repukes & without FEMA's help?

Bled out after whisteblowers made ears bleed?

Mistaken for a rogue, mangey yak having a bad hair day, detained by wildlife patrol & euthanized, effectively putting him out of our misery?

Demonstrating aggressive behavior & emitting unintelligible noises, euthanized to protect the public from rabid unknown creature?

Blew a gasket over being denied opportinity to address UK Parliment, because he ""does not respect democracy," after Macron did! And no visit to Buckingham or royal carriage ride for slobby either. Brits prob didn't want to have to destench their carriage or their palace. And these snubs from a country with a real king!!! Catsup tantrum incoming... ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220477515#post3 )

Caught in cat fight between crazy eyes, barbie, & bonghead? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/132280843 )

Catsup supplier out of stock?

Sooooo frustrated with so much winning?

SheltieLover

(73,945 posts)
18. Ty! This is 2 days worth.
Reply to surfered (Reply #11)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 09:30 AM
Jul 13

For some reason unbeknownst to me, DU only offers "translate" option when trying to paste text. Has to be DU, because this is site specific...



SheltieLover

(73,945 posts)
19. No off switch on the muses...
Reply to niyad (Reply #16)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 09:33 AM
Jul 13

If I'd kept tapping away, they likely would've kept churning out ideas all day...

Just glad the paste function is working on DU today!



niyad

(127,527 posts)
6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 09:15 AM
Jul 13

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Dulcinea

(9,199 posts)
49. "...But you're older /Shorter of breath
Reply to niyad (Reply #6)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 11:52 AM
Jul 13

And one day closer to death..." --Pink Floyd, "Time"

Ocelot II

(127,439 posts)
28. I ask that question not daily, but hourly.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 10:03 AM
Jul 13

Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.

Damn.

Maybe in two weeks, since that seems to be the standard Trumpian time frame?

SheltieLover

(73,945 posts)
30. I literally checked numerous times per day during the 1st 4 yr
Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #28)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 10:06 AM
Jul 13

Illegal occupation.

Now, it's become an obsession. 😓



et tu

(2,386 posts)
31. even if he died
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 10:15 AM
Jul 13

several years ago on epstein's island-
it wouldn't have been soon enough!

Marthe48

(21,934 posts)
40. Slow acting poison on the maxi pad
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 11:10 AM
Jul 13

It wasn't close to any vital organ, so it took awhile to take affect.



republianmushroom

(21,479 posts)
41. The bad news, not last night, damn, the good news
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 11:10 AM
Jul 13

the day is still young and we are a day closer.

txwhitedove

(4,232 posts)
45. I....er, someone strapped him on an innertube to shove him in middle of Guadalupe River during
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 11:26 AM
Jul 13

a tropical storm. Fans threw beer cans at him from shore.

AllaN01Bear

(27,488 posts)
47. he wants to deport rosie . good luck and i will sing the ding dong song.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 11:33 AM
Jul 13

to add ,, when he croaks

niyad

(127,527 posts)
50. Please do not insult witches that way. He has nothing to do with the
Reply to AllaN01Bear (Reply #47)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 12:04 PM
Jul 13

Craft of the Wise.

irisblue

(36,072 posts)
48. The BBC & Al Jezera has not announced it today. So I guess not as of 11:46 eastern US time
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 11:47 AM
Jul 13
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