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Orrex

(65,046 posts)
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 06:57 AM 6 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Fatally stripped his gears by re-re-reversing his stance on tariffs?

Smote himself for taking his own name in vain?

Finally succumbed to that tragic ear "wound" after all these months?

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surfered

(6,310 posts)
2. Pecked to death by Big Bird for cuts to NPR
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 07:18 AM
5 hrs ago

“Why did he have agsinst Sesame Street?” he asked.

C_U_L8R

(47,155 posts)
3. It was Melania's pool boy
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 07:20 AM
5 hrs ago

he got too emotionally involved and wanted to free her from the clutches of candy-corn-colored beast.

SheltieLover

(66,768 posts)
4. Experienced a very rare sane moment in front of a mirror & died of embarrassment?
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 08:03 AM
5 hrs ago

A once in a lifetime event for slobby.

Botany

(73,913 posts)
9. I have always thought he was completely bat shit crazy because what normal man could make himself look .
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 08:47 AM
4 hrs ago

Last edited Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:19 AM - Edit history (1)

… like he does and look into the mirror and think, “now that is a good look”?

BTW I have been going through a little medical stuff and my visiting nurse says he looks to
be going into cognitive decline because the way he has to take a couple little steps @ times
to regain his balance and she has seen that in patients time after time before major cognitive
decline.

SheltieLover

(66,768 posts)
14. Oh I know!
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:13 AM
4 hrs ago

Yuck.

Interesting. Ty for sharing your nurse's insights. Now, can we please fast forward?

DeeDeeNY

(3,709 posts)
15. He already is in cognitive decline
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:44 AM
3 hrs ago

And has been so for many years.
2028 cannot come soon enough

Botany

(73,913 posts)
5. Live in hope because with every day, every cheeseburger, every day of not exercising, and his tertiary syphilis...
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 08:14 AM
5 hrs ago

…. all of which brings him closer to his dirt nap.

twodogsbarking

(13,408 posts)
6. Attacked by a flock of Bald Eagles pissed at what he has done. Picked him down to the bone.
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 08:29 AM
4 hrs ago

lark

(24,932 posts)
10. Masses of money from grifting on tariffs and payoffs from "friends" piled so high he got crushed.
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:03 AM
4 hrs ago

Everyone laughs uproariously.

niyad

(123,324 posts)
11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 09:07 AM
4 hrs ago

Still, it is yet early. One dares to dream.

republianmushroom

(19,557 posts)
18. No dancing in the streets yet, just another day closer.
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 11:32 AM
1 hr ago

But we are getting there.

Lord don't care how, just that it has been done.

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