A minibar



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Maybe he wind sails?
Wears a Tan Suit?
Orders Djion mustard on a burger?
Drives a yellow Corvette?

Can you imagine if a Secretary of Defense in a Democratic administration did this? Fox wouldn't never stop talking about his being Metrosexual.

It's all about how you look on TV, not whether you are qualified or know what you're doing. Typical trump shitshow. Appearance over substance.

What an odd word when pronounced over and over when stoned.

Putie can get him a special deal.

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After the Cabinet applies the 25th Amendment, new President Couchhumper will access bespoke eyeliner refills from convenient wall-mounted dispensers.

Mistress now has the title of official makeup artist.

These 3 clowns - Don, JD and Pete - need to band together and get group rates for makeup. On track to blow a hole in the budget.

In keeping with the bloated, 290lb cult leader. Also, a Nazi-Tattoo parlor soon to follow.

and pancaked cheeks.

Your tax dollars at work.

and his total disregard for national security!

They didn't already have one?

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Edit to correct discrete to discreet.

Incidentally, I'm almost 80, and I can remember when women's makeup was disparagingly and misogynistically referred to as "war paint."

distinctly separated from the bar (possibly so the makeup wouldn't get into the booze. That would taste terrible.) So it could have been both - or either.

I do try not to be ugly.

...by leading by example. A whole new meaning to "keeping your powder dry".

Pour me another.

You can leave the bottle.

...and good afternoons.

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...came from Tami Radabaugh...Sean Parnell...and Jennifer Hegseth..."

Already preemptively throwing others under the bus.

Who said he was going to enforce grooming standards and fitness standards to reenforce that the US military is a war fighting machine.

With men wearing makeup....

Fuck that guy....

to use it?

it's all about image and no substance.

we are so fucked.

Given that Hegseth's sole and only qualification for being Defense Secretary is that he is a pretty face, this addition makes sense.