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BoRaGard

(5,091 posts)
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 09:13 AM Yesterday

Heg's Seth may choose Clydesdales to lead Krasnov Military Fiesta

According to my snoreses in the Sextagon, Heg's Seth is mulling the possibility of having the famous Clydesdale horses and wagon lead the $100 million taxpayer-funded June parade "honoring" the glorious republicon Draft-Dodger-and-Golfer-in-Chief, Krasnov (R-Felon).

They are considering no other options, according to my snoreses. They regard all others as "suckers and losers."


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Biophilic

(5,538 posts)
3. That would be very sad. They aren't part of the military. They shouldn't have to be there.
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 09:47 AM
Yesterday

woodsprite

(12,398 posts)
5. What about letting Herr Leader ride the biggest and best Clydesdale to lead the parade
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 09:49 AM
Yesterday

You'd need to cinch the saddle a bit tight to make sure it was stable with the load

jmowreader

(52,160 posts)
14. Not a good idea, for the horse anyway
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 12:54 PM
21 hrs ago

Clydesdales, while the most beautiful of draft horses, are lightly built compared to other draft horses. Putting Trump’s 700-pound frame on one could injure it.

If you want Krasnov to lead the parade on horseback, get him a Shire. Those are truly heavy duty horses.

magicarpet

(18,067 posts)
7. Kim Micro Dong trDUMP will finally have his military parade.
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 09:55 AM
Yesterday

Soldiers marching in formation, missiles, guns, bombs, tanks, 1/2 tracks, personell carriers, attack helicopters, fighter jets, and stealth bombers.

All to show the world what a macho alpha male man the Tangerine Traitor is.

tanyev

(46,159 posts)
12. LOL, good point!
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 11:42 AM
22 hrs ago

Maybe they’ll leave some gifts right in front of where Trump is seated.

jmowreader

(52,160 posts)
15. With a proper formation you can put them anywhere
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 12:59 PM
21 hrs ago

In the 1970s the Spokane Lilac Festival published the marching order for the Lilac Festival Torchlight Parade in the newspaper. They put equestrian units at several points in the order, and after each one was Carts and Boys.

Carts and Cabinet Members sound appropriate for this fiasco.

AllaN01Bear

(24,826 posts)
10. had to re read a word severl times . i thought it said reptillian, but i think they would be offended
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 10:04 AM
Yesterday

GoodRaisin

(10,120 posts)
17. Someone should suggest to Krasnov he should lead the procession.
Thu Apr 24, 2025, 01:13 AM
9 hrs ago

Sitting on a white horse, dressed like George Washington, with a sabre on his side and a white whig on his head.

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