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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHeg's Seth may choose Clydesdales to lead Krasnov Military Fiesta
According to my snoreses in the Sextagon, Heg's Seth is mulling the possibility of having the famous Clydesdale horses and wagon lead the $100 million taxpayer-funded June parade "honoring" the glorious republicon Draft-Dodger-and-Golfer-in-Chief, Krasnov (R-Felon).
They are considering no other options, according to my snoreses. They regard all others as "suckers and losers."

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(10,335 posts)Lovie777
(18,076 posts)the economy sucks and shithole is spending on self. Fuck him.
Biophilic
(5,538 posts)Norrrm
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AllaN01Bear
(24,826 posts)electric_blue68
(20,971 posts)woodsprite
(12,398 posts)You'd need to cinch the saddle a bit tight to make sure it was stable with the load
jmowreader
(52,160 posts)Clydesdales, while the most beautiful of draft horses, are lightly built compared to other draft horses. Putting Trumps 700-pound frame on one could injure it.
If you want Krasnov to lead the parade on horseback, get him a Shire. Those are truly heavy duty horses.
milestogo
(20,332 posts)Sneederbunk
(16,061 posts)magicarpet
(18,067 posts)Soldiers marching in formation, missiles, guns, bombs, tanks, 1/2 tracks, personell carriers, attack helicopters, fighter jets, and stealth bombers.
All to show the world what a macho alpha male man the Tangerine Traitor is.
Tracyjo
(746 posts)you put the horses in the BACK of the parade.
tanyev
(46,159 posts)Maybe theyll leave some gifts right in front of where Trump is seated.
jmowreader
(52,160 posts)In the 1970s the Spokane Lilac Festival published the marching order for the Lilac Festival Torchlight Parade in the newspaper. They put equestrian units at several points in the order, and after each one was Carts and Boys.
Carts and Cabinet Members sound appropriate for this fiasco.
redstatebluegirl
(12,659 posts)AllaN01Bear
(24,826 posts)GoodRaisin
(10,120 posts)Sitting on a white horse, dressed like George Washington, with a sabre on his side and a white whig on his head.