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jmowreader

(52,160 posts)
Tue Apr 22, 2025, 01:40 PM Tuesday

It occurs to me the Noem purse theft may not be a simple robbery

I didn’t work in the field of intelligence that involves secret agents and skulking in the shadows, but the people who do use a technique called a brush pass to transfer information from an agent to his or her handler. For example, you might wind a piece of paper with secrets written on it around the filler in a Bic Clic pen and “accidentally” find yourself in a mall near your handler. The handler sees a display of cards you can fill out to get information about a timeshare or something, but he doesn’t have a pen so when he asks if anyone has one you give him the one with the secrets in it and disappear into the crowd.

Because a Secretary of Homeland Security has a bodyguard at all times and they would have noticed someone stealing their principal’s purse, it seems to me that this bag being used as the container for a brush pass is more likely. And because there was so much money in there, I think she was passing orders and payment to an informant or other kind of agent rather than passing it up to her own handler.

“But what about the makeup bag?” Noem wears a lot of makeup, and when she isn’t using her purse to pass information she needs it to carry things she needs in daily life.

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It occurs to me the Noem purse theft may not be a simple robbery (Original Post) jmowreader Tuesday OP
Anything is possible with these fuckers gab13by13 Tuesday #1
She definitely shouldn't be trusted Blues Heron Tuesday #2
She just pretends to be secret agent Barbie. She isn't really doing anything more than cosplay. FSogol Tuesday #3
Or, more likely, she hung her purse on the back LuckyLib Tuesday #4
I don't think these people are particularly sneaky. unblock Tuesday #5
A lot of women carry makeup bags GenThePerservering Tuesday #6
I have been saying it all along. Baitball Blogger Tuesday #7
Bingo orangecrush Tuesday #8
Exactly This Deep State Witch Tuesday #9
That seems most likely to me but it could also be struggle4progress Tuesday #10
You're alleging that she passed her passport, $3K, etc GreatGazoo Yesterday #11

gab13by13

(27,786 posts)
1. Anything is possible with these fuckers
Tue Apr 22, 2025, 01:47 PM
Tuesday

It would probably be easier for her to just call Putin on her cell phone.

FSogol

(47,297 posts)
3. She just pretends to be secret agent Barbie. She isn't really doing anything more than cosplay.
Tue Apr 22, 2025, 01:55 PM
Tuesday

The thief saw an unattended $4000 purse and grabbed it.

Also, Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy.

Glad I could clear these things up.

LuckyLib

(6,964 posts)
4. Or, more likely, she hung her purse on the back
Tue Apr 22, 2025, 01:56 PM
Tuesday

of her chair — a dumb tourist move that results in a theft as old as time.

unblock

(55,023 posts)
5. I don't think these people are particularly sneaky.
Tue Apr 22, 2025, 01:59 PM
Tuesday

They're far too clumsy and incompetent and chatty and untrustworthy to do super clandestine things.

GenThePerservering

(2,806 posts)
6. A lot of women carry makeup bags
Tue Apr 22, 2025, 02:04 PM
Tuesday

even those who don't wear a lot of makeup - a pouch it keeps those little objects together. I carry lipstick and tools in mine.

I think the $3000 was basic bribe money, and she's an idiot who wasn't paying attention.

And blank checks? Is this the 80s again?

Deep State Witch

(11,742 posts)
9. Exactly This
Tue Apr 22, 2025, 04:35 PM
Tuesday

Especially in a busy restaurant like Capital Burger, which is across the street from the DC Convention Center. (I've been there. Awesome burgers and they have GF buns.)

It could also have been that she was meeting her boyfriend, Corey Lewandowski, for a bit of an Easter bunny hop.

struggle4progress

(122,819 posts)
10. That seems most likely to me but it could also be
Tue Apr 22, 2025, 04:35 PM
Tuesday

a gun-and-money transfer for a murder contract or perhaps just routine insurance fraud

GreatGazoo

(4,134 posts)
11. You're alleging that she passed her passport, $3K, etc
Wed Apr 23, 2025, 09:38 AM
Yesterday

to someone in an area covered with CCT and facial recognition and then announced that pass to the whole world?

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