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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIt occurs to me the Noem purse theft may not be a simple robbery
I didnt work in the field of intelligence that involves secret agents and skulking in the shadows, but the people who do use a technique called a brush pass to transfer information from an agent to his or her handler. For example, you might wind a piece of paper with secrets written on it around the filler in a Bic Clic pen and accidentally find yourself in a mall near your handler. The handler sees a display of cards you can fill out to get information about a timeshare or something, but he doesnt have a pen so when he asks if anyone has one you give him the one with the secrets in it and disappear into the crowd.
Because a Secretary of Homeland Security has a bodyguard at all times and they would have noticed someone stealing their principals purse, it seems to me that this bag being used as the container for a brush pass is more likely. And because there was so much money in there, I think she was passing orders and payment to an informant or other kind of agent rather than passing it up to her own handler.
But what about the makeup bag? Noem wears a lot of makeup, and when she isnt using her purse to pass information she needs it to carry things she needs in daily life.

gab13by13
(27,786 posts)It would probably be easier for her to just call Putin on her cell phone.
Blues Heron
(6,808 posts)FSogol
(47,297 posts)The thief saw an unattended $4000 purse and grabbed it.
Also, Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy.
Glad I could clear these things up.
LuckyLib
(6,964 posts)of her chair a dumb tourist move that results in a theft as old as time.
unblock
(55,023 posts)They're far too clumsy and incompetent and chatty and untrustworthy to do super clandestine things.
GenThePerservering
(2,806 posts)even those who don't wear a lot of makeup - a pouch it keeps those little objects together. I carry lipstick and tools in mine.
I think the $3000 was basic bribe money, and she's an idiot who wasn't paying attention.
And blank checks? Is this the 80s again?
Baitball Blogger
(49,854 posts)Kevin Costner and No Way Out.
orangecrush
(24,286 posts)Deep State Witch
(11,742 posts)Especially in a busy restaurant like Capital Burger, which is across the street from the DC Convention Center. (I've been there. Awesome burgers and they have GF buns.)
It could also have been that she was meeting her boyfriend, Corey Lewandowski, for a bit of an Easter bunny hop.
struggle4progress
(122,819 posts)a gun-and-money transfer for a murder contract or perhaps just routine insurance fraud
GreatGazoo
(4,134 posts)to someone in an area covered with CCT and facial recognition and then announced that pass to the whole world?