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MagickMuffin

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5. Well jail cells usually don't have windows to fall from

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 12:58 PM

Nov 13

It would appear jail hangings are the way to go. If only there were cctv cameras set up to watch over these poor suicidal perverts. However, we do know that somehow they weren’t functioning that day, amirite?

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House Epstein files, a "curious" one, Trump trafficked girls from Ibiza? WTF is this. [View all] suegeo Nov 13 OP

Jean Luc is Jean Luc Brunel, a French model scout. Wiz Imp Nov 13 #1

Jean Luc hanged himself in his cell, also too. suegeo Nov 13 #2

Looks like they all hang themselves malaise Nov 13 #3

Well jail cells usually don't have windows to fall from MagickMuffin Nov 13 #5

A homicide by strangulation disguised as a suicide by hanging would be the best way to stage a "perfect" murder. sop Nov 13 #6

Ibizia is a kind of Mediterranean malaise Nov 13 #4

And nude beaches. erronis Nov 13 #9

Yep malaise Nov 13 #11

What did you turn up? Captain Zero Nov 13 #19

Jean-Luc Brunel and Donald Trump were born in the same year Doodley Nov 13 #7

"Model agency' owner Jean-Luc Brunel viva la Nov 13 #8

The modeling madness... ultralite001 Nov 13 #10

The "Transformation" of Melania Knauss... ultralite001 Nov 13 #14

i wonder what other big crimes these people are into also? AllaN01Bear Nov 13 #12

There is a reason we chose the bear. Pacifist Patriot Nov 13 #13

Remember when the Republicans finally bailed on Nixon? Come on history, repeat dammit. twodogsbarking Nov 13 #15

Kick suegeo Nov 13 #16

IMG and Trump Model Mgmt are/were Model Management Companies... WarGamer Nov 13 #17

The end of Trump Models: an 'inconsequential agency' mired by boycotts Celerity Nov 13 #18

Trump's middle name is JOHN Captain Zero Nov 13 #20

Rich men are dangerous. Clouds Passing Nov 14 #21

certainly these ones Jbraybarten Nov 14 #22