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Orrex

(67,405 posts) Sat May 23, 2026, 06:59 AM 15 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Rage-induced coronary while trying to obtain shaving cream?

Rage-induced coronary after being accurately described as a fucking dumbass?

Rage-induced coronary while insisting that this one goes to eleven?

Just. Fucking. Died. Already? For ANY reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 15 hrs ago OP

No but malaise 15 hrs ago #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 15 hrs ago #2

Has to be soon, doesn't it, SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #4

Yes, please. The world cannot take much more of this horror show. niyad 14 hrs ago #11

Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #16

YES!!! niyad 12 hrs ago #18

I hope he croaks in a very public setting... SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #19

We share your dream.. surfered 14 hrs ago #13

The whole world shares the dream. SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #17

Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur. SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #3

Junior, still pissed at the slight by Dear Dad... MiHale 15 hrs ago #5

What a llovely thought to brighten my day! niyad 14 hrs ago #10

;-{) CELL PHONES OVER CHARGE Goonch 14 hrs ago #6

How many people yelling what a dumbass he is at him would be enough to finally induce the blessed event? LymphocyteLover 14 hrs ago #7

Hilarious underpants 14 hrs ago #8

"I'm told he is hearing the crowds yell 'dumbass' constantly--even in his dreams!" hlthe2b 14 hrs ago #9

Aw MustLoveBeagles 6 hrs ago #22

Still hoping for a golf course accident surfered 14 hrs ago #12

Used a bacon slicer for shaving IronLionZion 13 hrs ago #14

Choked to death on a lump of his own venom? Grim Chieftain 13 hrs ago #15

and he's dyyyying on the stairway to heaaavun. twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #20

Golf cart couldn't handle his morbid obesity and malfunctioned Blue Owl 8 hrs ago #21

Do you have your party bag prepared for the Big Beautiful Obituary? LetMyPeopleVote 2 hrs ago #23

malaise

(298,114 posts)

1. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:03 AM

15 hrs ago

He threatened Colbert

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221255581#post16

niyad

(134,080 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:09 AM

15 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,794 posts)

4. Has to be soon, doesn't it,

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:13 AM

15 hrs ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

niyad

(134,080 posts)

11. Yes, please. The world cannot take much more of this horror show.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #4)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:25 AM

14 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,794 posts)

16. Rfn would be perfect!

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:42 AM

13 hrs ago

niyad

(134,080 posts)

18. YES!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #16)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:56 AM

12 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,794 posts)

19. I hope he croaks in a very public setting...

Reply to niyad (Reply #18)

Sat May 23, 2026, 10:00 AM

12 hrs ago

Rfn!!!!!

surfered

(14,359 posts)

13. We share your dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:41 AM

14 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(81,794 posts)

17. The whole world shares the dream.

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:42 AM

13 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,794 posts)

3. Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:12 AM

15 hrs ago

MiHale

(13,188 posts)

5. Junior, still pissed at the slight by Dear Dad...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:20 AM

15 hrs ago

Invites him to a big game hunt instead…accidents happen, Junior says afterward.

niyad

(134,080 posts)

10. What a llovely thought to brighten my day!

Reply to MiHale (Reply #5)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:24 AM

14 hrs ago

Goonch

(5,614 posts)

6. ;-{) CELL PHONES OVER CHARGE

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:05 AM

14 hrs ago

LymphocyteLover

(10,184 posts)

7. How many people yelling what a dumbass he is at him would be enough to finally induce the blessed event?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:13 AM

14 hrs ago

Because so far it wasn't enough people

underpants

(197,246 posts)

8. Hilarious

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:19 AM

14 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(114,724 posts)

9. "I'm told he is hearing the crowds yell 'dumbass' constantly--even in his dreams!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:20 AM

14 hrs ago

"DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS!!!"

(and he just can't handle it!)

MustLoveBeagles

(17,364 posts)

22. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #9)

Sat May 23, 2026, 04:26 PM

6 hrs ago

Sweet little pup needs to yell dumbass more.

surfered

(14,359 posts)

12. Still hoping for a golf course accident

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:39 AM

14 hrs ago

IronLionZion

(51,567 posts)

14. Used a bacon slicer for shaving

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:00 AM

13 hrs ago

really got the closest shave

Grim Chieftain

(2,075 posts)

15. Choked to death on a lump of his own venom?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:21 AM

13 hrs ago

Bring it on - for the sake of all humanity.

twodogsbarking

(19,397 posts)

20. and he's dyyyying on the stairway to heaaavun.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 10:03 AM

12 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(59,645 posts)

21. Golf cart couldn't handle his morbid obesity and malfunctioned

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 02:40 PM

8 hrs ago

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,291 posts)

23. Do you have your party bag prepared for the Big Beautiful Obituary?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:25 PM

2 hrs ago

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