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riversedge

(81,581 posts)
Fri May 22, 2026, 04:41 PM Yesterday

Trump says that 5 doctors administered a cognitive test to him during his first term and adds, "the first question was y

I can't imagine going to a Boring trumpy rally or speech.



Trump says that 5 doctors administered a cognitive test to him during his first term and adds, "the first question was you have a bear, a snake, an elephant, and a horse. Name the horse."

Trump says that 5 doctors administered a cognitive test to him during his first term and adds, "the first question was you have a bear, a snake, an elephant, and a horse. Name the horse."

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-22T20:28:07.463Z





May 1: Cognitive test rant:
Lion, Giraffe, Bear, Shark. Which is the bear?
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May 4: Cognitive test rant:
Lion, Bear, Alligator, Squirrel. Which is the squirrel?
bsky.app/profile/atru...

I think he's been taking a LOT more tests than he remembers.

Trevor Foster (@darthfos.bsky.social) 2026-05-04T22:35:56.126Z





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Trump says that 5 doctors administered a cognitive test to him during his first term and adds, "the first question was y (Original Post) riversedge Yesterday OP
Eric II lame54 Yesterday #1
Who is gonna tell him (again) that healthy/normal/"smart" people don't need to be tested by five doctors like that? RockRaven Yesterday #2
I volunteer! BidenRocks Yesterday #41
I dunno, but the horse's ass sure looks like TACO's twin. marble falls Yesterday #3
Thats stupid. Im a lot older than he is and all they ask me is to draw a clock face with a certain time. Srkdqltr Yesterday #4
Perhaps he already showed that he can't draw a proper clock RockCreek Yesterday #17
That's the right questiion.. agingdem Yesterday #25
The clock test is checking for stroke/brain damage. Nt Trueblue Texan Yesterday #33
It is also part of the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. Wiz Imp Yesterday #44
Cursive is beautiful Joinfortmill Yesterday #36
The horse is named Mr. Ed. City Lights Yesterday #5
Why is Rebl2 Yesterday #6
He talks so that no one else can speak. maxsolomon Yesterday #22
Because he knows he's demented Joinfortmill Yesterday #37
Yep...scared shitless because he watched his dad decline for then years Bengus81 11 hrs ago #64
Funny, I'm about to be 78 and no doctor has had me take a cognitive test. I just had my sinkingfeeling Yesterday #7
They're obviously buzzycrumbhunger Yesterday #10
The WH is controlling the narrative, and wants to make Dump look strong sakabatou Yesterday #15
me neither mountain grammy Yesterday #30
Same here. My doctor just turned 40 and I'll be livetohike Yesterday #38
Me, too. 77 here. I think they use the inital intervew Joinfortmill Yesterday #40
Its not an automatic thing. You only do this when you've already assessed that something is off tulipsandroses Yesterday #55
Shrink Tetrachloride Yesterday #8
He's a horse's ass malaise Yesterday #9
Amen! Joinfortmill Yesterday #35
Trump does another 'SIR' delusional story........... riversedge Yesterday #11
Note that he actually never gives the answer... Totally Tunsie Yesterday #21
There is no such question on any known cognitive test. Nothing even remotely close. Wiz Imp Yesterday #50
He is making up shit and people buy it. King_Klonopin 12 hrs ago #59
Usually Mossfern 12 hrs ago #61
Right. Personally, I don't believe Trump could even count backward by sevens accurately. Wiz Imp 11 hrs ago #66
Then reduce that number by 600%, 70sEraVet Yesterday #24
Hahaha. Not. Joinfortmill Yesterday #42
Every time he tells that story there are different animals. nt doc03 Yesterday #12
The test should have one question... Escape Yesterday #13
When I was in the hospital YEARS back, I took a cognitive test sakabatou Yesterday #14
I might be able to spell "is" backwards Grim Chieftain Yesterday #45
I don't know if I could spell a word bacward at 27, never mind 77. Joinfortmill Yesterday #46
The word(s) they actually chose wasn't "backwards" sakabatou Yesterday #56
If it was a VA facility, BidenRocks Yesterday #51
I wasn't in a VA facility, it was a university hospital sakabatou Yesterday #57
They were testing to see if you were disoriented (to person, place, time, situation) King_Klonopin 12 hrs ago #60
THAT was one of the words! sakabatou 9 hrs ago #69
"Name the horse?" Grins Yesterday #16
They probably asked him to name the kind of animal it was, and he's gotten confused in the retelling. TheRickles Yesterday #31
Likely the Montreal Cognitive Assessment test (MOCA) usonian Yesterday #58
Thanks for posting the image of the test. King_Klonopin 12 hrs ago #62
No doubt. Like this one. usonian 11 hrs ago #67
I think Kimmel ran the video clips of him... Grins Yesterday #18
Damned lies. Here is the "cognitive test" he took. usonian Yesterday #19
The squirrel is in his head and it is named Rocky. flashman13 Yesterday #20
I thought the squirrel was on his head 🤣 biophile Yesterday #29
Hahaha Joinfortmill Yesterday #48
How dumb do the idiots behind him at his rallies have to be to not realize he's dementia ChicagoTeamster Yesterday #23
Pretty damn dumb. Joinfortmill Yesterday #49
They clapped and cheered when he did this routine in front of the elderly travelingthrulife 11 hrs ago #63
Jeez, you would think people who lived through a whole life maybe even a war along with multiple ChicagoTeamster 11 hrs ago #65
Mr. Ed, or... Secretariat? Seabiscuit, perhaps. Martin Eden Yesterday #26
National Velvet? Flicka? Silver? Quick Draw McGraw? twodogsbarking Yesterday #39
Velvet! Mossfern 5 hrs ago #70
Mr. Ed, Smokey, Rocky bucolic_frolic Yesterday #27
But what if it was "The horse with No Name"? ThoughtCriminal Yesterday #28
America. A great group. Somewhat ironic, eh. twodogsbarking Yesterday #43
Krasnov lies... ultralite001 Yesterday #32
And he describes the animal part completely wrong. Wiz Imp Yesterday #52
This is why I want to see him actually take the test... ultralite001 Yesterday #54
Liar! Joinfortmill Yesterday #34
The Daily Show - Desi lydic - Trump Brags on Three Cognitive Tests brachism Yesterday #47
The fact that he has never once accurately described any part of the test Wiz Imp Yesterday #53
Wonderful job sir D_Master81 10 hrs ago #68

RockRaven

(19,772 posts)
2. Who is gonna tell him (again) that healthy/normal/"smart" people don't need to be tested by five doctors like that?
Fri May 22, 2026, 04:51 PM
Yesterday

Srkdqltr

(9,964 posts)
4. Thats stupid. Im a lot older than he is and all they ask me is to draw a clock face with a certain time.
Fri May 22, 2026, 04:55 PM
Yesterday

So I draw an analog clock with a digital clock because some younger folks dont read analog. Im getting a physical next week, I'll report back on what they ask.

The bigger question is why he has to do the test so often? Unless we don't know already.
I also write answers in cursive.

RockCreek

(1,510 posts)
17. Perhaps he already showed that he can't draw a proper clock
Fri May 22, 2026, 06:34 PM
Yesterday

And gets so nasty about it that they don't follow how that is getting worse.

agingdem

(8,965 posts)
25. That's the right questiion..
Fri May 22, 2026, 06:58 PM
Yesterday

Obviously the doctors are tracking his rapid cognitive decline/dementia..

And no one brags about undergoing cognitive evaluations let alone patting themselves on the back because they know an elephant from a giraffe..

and his MAGA disciples think this is everyday normal..pathetic!

Rebl2

(17,943 posts)
6. Why is
Fri May 22, 2026, 05:00 PM
Yesterday

he always laser focused on those cognitive tests? Every chance he gets he talks about it. Is it really because he doesn’t pass them, and of course doctors won’t contradict him.

maxsolomon

(39,158 posts)
22. He talks so that no one else can speak.
Fri May 22, 2026, 06:51 PM
Yesterday

He fills the air with whatever confabulation he thinks might be amusing but ultimately the goal is merely to use up time making people look at him and his grotesque clownery.

He may have taken one of these tests once but he DGAF if his story is accurate or consistent.

Bengus81

(10,388 posts)
64. Yep...scared shitless because he watched his dad decline for then years
Sat May 23, 2026, 10:49 AM
11 hrs ago

He knows the gene has been passed to him so he has to talk about it 24/7 and always claiming he "aced" the test.

sinkingfeeling

(58,068 posts)
7. Funny, I'm about to be 78 and no doctor has had me take a cognitive test. I just had my
Fri May 22, 2026, 05:06 PM
Yesterday

yearly Medicare exam, but no cognitive test. So, why does TSF have to take one every couple of months?

buzzycrumbhunger

(2,177 posts)
10. They're obviously
Fri May 22, 2026, 05:58 PM
Yesterday

…. monitoring for deterioration. I’m guessing he’s failed about 40 tests ago.

The real question, then, is why don’t they declare he’s deteriorating rapidly and is already beyond the point of no return?

Joinfortmill

(21,700 posts)
40. Me, too. 77 here. I think they use the inital intervew
Fri May 22, 2026, 07:38 PM
Yesterday

part of the visit to discern if you need a test.

tulipsandroses

(8,302 posts)
55. Its not an automatic thing. You only do this when you've already assessed that something is off
Fri May 22, 2026, 08:35 PM
Yesterday

We do a mini version in psychiatry - I have plenty of older patients that I treat for mental health issues. I only do a mini cog on the ones that already present with memory or some kind of cognitive issue. The last person I asked to do one, forgot that she saw me at a recent appointment. Of course that raised alarm bells.

The fact that he's taken it so many times tells you that his providers are concerned that he has cognitive problems.

riversedge

(81,581 posts)
11. Trump does another 'SIR' delusional story...........
Fri May 22, 2026, 06:14 PM
Yesterday

I am not sure but I think I have seen this one before??

Trump on his cognitive test: "It had a question like, 'pick a number, sir, any number.' Okay. 203. 'Multiple by 9. Divide by 2. Add on 1,324. Subtract 1,292. Sir, multiply it out one more time by 19. What is the answer, sir?' I got it right."

Trump on his cognitive test: "It had a question like, 'pick a number, sir, any number.' Okay. 203. 'Multiple by 9. Divide by 2. Add on 1,324. Subtract 1,292. Sir, multiply it out one more time by 19. What is the answer, sir?' I got it right."

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-22T20:44:55.593Z

Totally Tunsie

(12,047 posts)
21. Note that he actually never gives the answer...
Fri May 22, 2026, 06:44 PM
Yesterday

just declares he got it right.
Someone needs to give him the ol' "Waiting, Sir..."

Wiz Imp

(10,473 posts)
50. There is no such question on any known cognitive test. Nothing even remotely close.
Fri May 22, 2026, 07:45 PM
Yesterday

And anyone who believes he could get such a question correct may be even more stupid than Trump.

King_Klonopin

(1,392 posts)
59. He is making up shit and people buy it.
Sat May 23, 2026, 10:28 AM
12 hrs ago

The MOCA cognitive test does ask the person to name three animals (horse, tiger, duck)
The MOCA asks people to recall 5 things the tester says to them (which are supposed to be unrelated BTW, not "TV, camera, man, woman" ffs)
and to count backwards subtracting by 7 starting at 60.
He is either lying (what else is new) or he can't remember anything about the test. Maybe a bit of both, called confabulating.
Cognitive test and IQ test are two entirely different things.
The cognitive test like the MOCA is used to assess for delirium and dementia -- not intelligence.
The MOCA is pretty simple. Folks should check it out to see what this imbecile is referring to.
It is administered to people suspected of cognitive impairment... like him.
He says he has done it FIVE times, which is very telling.

I also hate it when the other person in his narratives supposedly calls him "sir". What an asshat.

Wiz Imp

(10,473 posts)
66. Right. Personally, I don't believe Trump could even count backward by sevens accurately.
Sat May 23, 2026, 11:13 AM
11 hrs ago

But there is no way in a million years he could ever answer a math question like the one he describes.

70sEraVet

(5,635 posts)
24. Then reduce that number by 600%,
Fri May 22, 2026, 06:57 PM
Yesterday

And that's how much money the country will be worth when you're done with it!

sakabatou

(46,384 posts)
14. When I was in the hospital YEARS back, I took a cognitive test
Fri May 22, 2026, 06:29 PM
Yesterday

Questions were like:

First and last name?
Date of birth?
Home address?
Names of immediate family members?
Do you know where you are?
Can you spell [insert word] backwards?

It got to the point where I was spelling "backwards" backwards. I got snarky at the end of my stay.

sakabatou

(46,384 posts)
56. The word(s) they actually chose wasn't "backwards"
Fri May 22, 2026, 08:37 PM
Yesterday

They were different words, I just got snarky.

King_Klonopin

(1,392 posts)
60. They were testing to see if you were disoriented (to person, place, time, situation)
Sat May 23, 2026, 10:35 AM
12 hrs ago

which they do for patients who may have a head injury, post-anesthesia, delirium, dementia, psychiatric issues, etc.
nothing personal : )
Spelling WORLD backwards is a cognitive test.

TheRickles

(3,542 posts)
31. They probably asked him to name the kind of animal it was, and he's gotten confused in the retelling.
Fri May 22, 2026, 07:07 PM
Yesterday

King_Klonopin

(1,392 posts)
62. Thanks for posting the image of the test.
Sat May 23, 2026, 10:42 AM
12 hrs ago

I was too lazy.
Most people don't know how friggin' simple it is for someone who does not have organic brain damage!!
Did he draw the clock with a Sharpie?

usonian

(26,623 posts)
67. No doubt. Like this one.
Sat May 23, 2026, 11:18 AM
11 hrs ago


I would be so tempted to do this!

Here's a real stable genius.




Grins

(9,530 posts)
18. I think Kimmel ran the video clips of him...
Fri May 22, 2026, 06:38 PM
Yesterday

…doing this a short while ago, concentrating on the arithmetic.

The later clips were the animals and - they were different each time!

usonian

(26,623 posts)
19. Damned lies. Here is the "cognitive test" he took.
Fri May 22, 2026, 06:41 PM
Yesterday

Last edited Fri May 22, 2026, 08:22 PM - Edit history (1)



Finished it in two hours.

AND HE USED A HAMMER.

Name the following: These are the CORRECT answers.

bear --- Yogi
snake --- Stephen Miller
elephant --- Jumbo
horse --- Mister Ed
lion --- Clarence
giraffe --- Jeffrey (Epstein)
shark --- Shark Eel O'Neill
alligator --- Albert (who knows this?)
squirrel --- Rocky
moose --- Bulllwinikle

Extra credit test:
ARE YOU SUPERHUMAN?
• Stick a house key into an electrical outlet.
• Jump from the top of Trump Tower
• Play in traffic
• Hold my Plutonium

• Play Dead

• Get nazi-slapped

• Explain your teenie weenie

• Explain what you did with minors

• Tell the truth about the PA shooter

• Take a kick in the nuts

• Play with electricity

ChicagoTeamster

(1,272 posts)
23. How dumb do the idiots behind him at his rallies have to be to not realize he's dementia
Fri May 22, 2026, 06:57 PM
Yesterday

Ridden with his rambling nonsense bragging about passing a dementia test. Don’t some of those people have elderly family members who get the same tests? Don’t they realize that he’s describing taking dementia assessments? I helped care for my elderly parents and they would be given similar tests along with verbal screening from their doctors. It goes along with the edema and bruises. He’s 80 yrs old.

travelingthrulife

(5,611 posts)
63. They clapped and cheered when he did this routine in front of the elderly
Sat May 23, 2026, 10:45 AM
11 hrs ago

folks at The Villages in Florida. They must have known it was bs.

ChicagoTeamster

(1,272 posts)
65. Jeez, you would think people who lived through a whole life maybe even a war along with multiple
Sat May 23, 2026, 10:56 AM
11 hrs ago

Economic downturns would want a President who had all his marbles, but hey what do I know ? I’m just a regular guy.

Martin Eden

(15,895 posts)
26. Mr. Ed, or... Secretariat? Seabiscuit, perhaps.
Fri May 22, 2026, 06:59 PM
Yesterday

Name the horse's ass who brags about multiple cognitive exams without grasping why doctirs felt it was so necessary to keep administering them.

ThoughtCriminal

(14,757 posts)
28. But what if it was "The horse with No Name"?
Fri May 22, 2026, 07:05 PM
Yesterday

Trick question.
But maybe they are giving him a 2nd and 3rd test until he gets one right.

ultralite001

(2,690 posts)
32. Krasnov lies...
Fri May 22, 2026, 07:08 PM
Yesterday

He doesn't talk about most of the other parts of his cognitive assessment tests beyond the animals...



I think Krasnov should do a televised test... He should be proud to show his cognitive skills
for all the world to see...

Here's a video of a demonstration of the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) if you've
never taken the exam or seen the exam administered.





Methinks watching Krasnov completing this assessment on prime time telly could be an Emmy-winning
performance. It could even be a Pay-Per-View fundraiser...


Wiz Imp

(10,473 posts)
52. And he describes the animal part completely wrong.
Fri May 22, 2026, 07:47 PM
Yesterday

He claims they name an animal and he has to point to which picture it is. It's the complete opposite. They point to a picture and he has to name the animal. He also always names at least 4 animals when the actual test ALWAYS includes just 3 animal pictures.

ultralite001

(2,690 posts)
54. This is why I want to see him actually take the test...
Fri May 22, 2026, 08:05 PM
Yesterday

Because America cannot believe a word he says...

brachism

(83 posts)
47. The Daily Show - Desi lydic - Trump Brags on Three Cognitive Tests
Fri May 22, 2026, 07:43 PM
Yesterday

From May 5, 2026... Starts at 3:01

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Wiz Imp

(10,473 posts)
53. The fact that he has never once accurately described any part of the test
Fri May 22, 2026, 07:52 PM
Yesterday

(The questions he claims he answered are absolutely NOT part of the cognitive tests) leads me to believe he has failed multiple tests. Pretty hard to believe he passed a cognitive exam when he can't even describe the test correctly.

D_Master81

(2,691 posts)
68. Wonderful job sir
Sat May 23, 2026, 11:48 AM
10 hrs ago

The world’s going to shit and our great leader is bragging about knowing the difference between a bear and a horse. What an embarrassment he is

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